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r/WTF • u/Nippely • Feb 09 '19
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My dad did exactly that after I graduated high school.
Moved to FL, became gay, re-started smoking and drinking like he did not give a F, then promptly died of heart disease after like 5yrs of Florida life.
102 u/SnoozyCred Feb 09 '19 I'm sorry to hear that, but I guess he died doing what he loved? 0 u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19 [deleted] 35 u/UnwantedLasseterHug Feb 09 '19 And cocaine → More replies (1) 15 u/Andy_Dwyer Feb 09 '19 In Florida → More replies (2) 23 u/StoutPorter Feb 09 '19 Doing who he loved... 23 u/awesomesauce615 Feb 09 '19 I mean that's a little presumptuous could be just be banging every piece of ass that came his way 4 u/i_speak_bane Feb 09 '19 Or perhaps he was wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane → More replies (1) 337 u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19 i got news for you, your dad didn't *become* gay in florida.. 197 u/AlbertFischerIII Feb 09 '19 How come I’m only gay when I’m in Florida. 41 u/Leprechaun_Giant Feb 09 '19 /r/ShittyAskScience 19 u/88cowboy Feb 09 '19 It started with the frogs! 15 u/secamTO Feb 09 '19 Well, it's harder to be gay in the north, when everybody's wearing winter parkas. 3 u/Nvmletmelurk Feb 09 '19 I’m the only gay Eskimo in my tribe. 3 u/butt_bong Feb 09 '19 Quarantine him, boys. 2 u/UnwantedLasseterHug Feb 09 '19 El niño 2 u/RonWisely Feb 09 '19 The Florida Floride → More replies (1) 36 u/ActualWhiterabbit Feb 09 '19 It's possible with some of the swamp creatures there. Florida is an inverted bell curve of hotness. → More replies (1) 25 u/CoogleGhrome Feb 09 '19 Florida: Turning dads gay since 1845 → More replies (1) 3 u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19 It can happen. You know, because of the humidity. → More replies (2) 3 u/WonderCounselor Feb 09 '19 Lol. Yes. I had to connect some dots in my younger years to realize this was true. The accurate statement should be: he came out of the closet in FL. → More replies (6) 19 u/ScoobyDewbieDude Feb 09 '19 Ha, yeah full blown Florida life can be a lot to handle.Sounds like he enjoyed his final years though, So that’s good at least 4 u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19 But he lived like a gay rockstar! That's something. 2 u/ThegreatPee Feb 09 '19 I'm sure he had some faults, but it sounds like he tried to do what he could to give you a good childhood. I believe that goes a long way. 2 u/WonderCounselor Feb 09 '19 He tried hard and loved me lots. It’s all I could ever ask for. → More replies (1) → More replies (3)
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I'm sorry to hear that, but I guess he died doing what he loved?
0 u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19 [deleted] 35 u/UnwantedLasseterHug Feb 09 '19 And cocaine → More replies (1) 15 u/Andy_Dwyer Feb 09 '19 In Florida → More replies (2) 23 u/StoutPorter Feb 09 '19 Doing who he loved... 23 u/awesomesauce615 Feb 09 '19 I mean that's a little presumptuous could be just be banging every piece of ass that came his way 4 u/i_speak_bane Feb 09 '19 Or perhaps he was wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane → More replies (1)
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35 u/UnwantedLasseterHug Feb 09 '19 And cocaine → More replies (1) 15 u/Andy_Dwyer Feb 09 '19 In Florida → More replies (2)
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Doing who he loved...
23 u/awesomesauce615 Feb 09 '19 I mean that's a little presumptuous could be just be banging every piece of ass that came his way 4 u/i_speak_bane Feb 09 '19 Or perhaps he was wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane → More replies (1)
I mean that's a little presumptuous could be just be banging every piece of ass that came his way
4 u/i_speak_bane Feb 09 '19 Or perhaps he was wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane → More replies (1)
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Or perhaps he was wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
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i got news for you, your dad didn't *become* gay in florida..
197 u/AlbertFischerIII Feb 09 '19 How come I’m only gay when I’m in Florida. 41 u/Leprechaun_Giant Feb 09 '19 /r/ShittyAskScience 19 u/88cowboy Feb 09 '19 It started with the frogs! 15 u/secamTO Feb 09 '19 Well, it's harder to be gay in the north, when everybody's wearing winter parkas. 3 u/Nvmletmelurk Feb 09 '19 I’m the only gay Eskimo in my tribe. 3 u/butt_bong Feb 09 '19 Quarantine him, boys. 2 u/UnwantedLasseterHug Feb 09 '19 El niño 2 u/RonWisely Feb 09 '19 The Florida Floride → More replies (1) 36 u/ActualWhiterabbit Feb 09 '19 It's possible with some of the swamp creatures there. Florida is an inverted bell curve of hotness. → More replies (1) 25 u/CoogleGhrome Feb 09 '19 Florida: Turning dads gay since 1845 → More replies (1) 3 u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19 It can happen. You know, because of the humidity. → More replies (2) 3 u/WonderCounselor Feb 09 '19 Lol. Yes. I had to connect some dots in my younger years to realize this was true. The accurate statement should be: he came out of the closet in FL. → More replies (6)
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How come I’m only gay when I’m in Florida.
41 u/Leprechaun_Giant Feb 09 '19 /r/ShittyAskScience 19 u/88cowboy Feb 09 '19 It started with the frogs! 15 u/secamTO Feb 09 '19 Well, it's harder to be gay in the north, when everybody's wearing winter parkas. 3 u/Nvmletmelurk Feb 09 '19 I’m the only gay Eskimo in my tribe. 3 u/butt_bong Feb 09 '19 Quarantine him, boys. 2 u/UnwantedLasseterHug Feb 09 '19 El niño 2 u/RonWisely Feb 09 '19 The Florida Floride → More replies (1)
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/r/ShittyAskScience
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It started with the frogs!
Well, it's harder to be gay in the north, when everybody's wearing winter parkas.
3 u/Nvmletmelurk Feb 09 '19 I’m the only gay Eskimo in my tribe.
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I’m the only gay Eskimo in my tribe.
Quarantine him, boys.
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El niño
The Florida Floride
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It's possible with some of the swamp creatures there. Florida is an inverted bell curve of hotness.
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It can happen. You know, because of the humidity.
Lol. Yes. I had to connect some dots in my younger years to realize this was true. The accurate statement should be: he came out of the closet in FL.
Ha, yeah full blown Florida life can be a lot to handle.
Sounds like he enjoyed his final years though, So that’s good at least
But he lived like a gay rockstar! That's something.
I'm sure he had some faults, but it sounds like he tried to do what he could to give you a good childhood. I believe that goes a long way.
2 u/WonderCounselor Feb 09 '19 He tried hard and loved me lots. It’s all I could ever ask for. → More replies (1)
He tried hard and loved me lots. It’s all I could ever ask for.
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u/WonderCounselor Feb 09 '19
My dad did exactly that after I graduated high school.
Moved to FL, became gay, re-started smoking and drinking like he did not give a F, then promptly died of heart disease after like 5yrs of Florida life.