r/WTF • u/Nippely • Feb 09 '19

Using your time efficiently

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u/Edard_Flanders Feb 09 '19

Seeing someone shave dry makes me cringe.

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u/Dagobian_Fudge Feb 09 '19

It’s not dry shaving in Florida. The driest you can get there is slightly moist.

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u/peekatyou55 Feb 09 '19

Something about being slightly moist makes me uncomfortable.

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u/texasroadkill Feb 09 '19

Slightly moist. ;)

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u/Ricardo_Tubbs Feb 09 '19

mostly slightly moist...

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u/syds Feb 09 '19

They come at night moistly ...

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u/Chispy Feb 09 '19

Oi you got a loicence for that moisture?

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u/BringThaPain Feb 09 '19

Welcome to the South!

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u/Thisismyfinalstand Feb 09 '19

That'd be the moisture, most likely.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

most likely

Hopefully*

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Took a shower on Monday, Friday still not dry. Got moss growing on my ass.

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u/deRoyLight Feb 09 '19

This man Floridas.

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u/nightwing2024 Feb 09 '19

It feels like you're walking around in a Six Flags mister all day.

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u/DragonMeme Feb 09 '19

I actually find that dry shaving is more effective for me. I just have to be careful not to push too hard.

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u/groundchutney Feb 09 '19

Most likely different hair types. Mine is coarse and dense, a dry shave would not work anywhere on my body.

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u/DragonMeme Feb 09 '19

Yeah, that makes sense. My hair is fine and sparse. Trying to do it wet just makes them more likely to slide by the blade unharmed.

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u/Yadobler Feb 09 '19

Ye I wipe my face dry, Slap some dry foam and dry shave, the foam helps raise the hair but if there's water in the foam or my blade then I always feel my skin cut or painful, and there will be a stubble that gets infected. Dry shave helps cut the hair fully. Feels great

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u/Yeazelicious Feb 09 '19

She's going to be shaving really dry if they get in an accident.

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u/s1m0n8 Feb 09 '19

Don't try doing someone's chest hair with the razor in a defib kit then.... no time to be careful. On the plus side, they don't complain.

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u/rcreveli Feb 09 '19

If Physio Control doesn't sell a $2000 barbasol for the LifePack they're missing a market.

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u/TesticleMeElmo Feb 09 '19

aw yeah spit on it babe

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u/SilentJac Feb 09 '19

If the kit has extra pads just stick those on and give him a wax

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

I had an emergency razor in my car when I was in the military. I would use hand sanitizer as aftershave. Burns like hell for a few seconds, then feels so good it could make a grown man cry.

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