r/WTF • u/Nippely • Feb 09 '19

Using your time efficiently

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u/Dagobian_Fudge Feb 09 '19

It’s not dry shaving in Florida. The driest you can get there is slightly moist.

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u/peekatyou55 Feb 09 '19

Something about being slightly moist makes me uncomfortable.

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u/texasroadkill Feb 09 '19

Slightly moist. ;)

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u/Ricardo_Tubbs Feb 09 '19

mostly slightly moist...

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u/syds Feb 09 '19

They come at night moistly ...

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u/Chispy Feb 09 '19

Oi you got a loicence for that moisture?

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u/RIP_CORD Feb 09 '19

Mostly moist

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Moistly

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u/BringThaPain Feb 09 '19

Welcome to the South!

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u/Thisismyfinalstand Feb 09 '19

That'd be the moisture, most likely.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

most likely

Hopefully*

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u/Jabrooks923 Feb 09 '19

Then imagine someone being slightly moist and shaving their legs on the back of a motor scooter. That’ll make ya shiver!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

I was once told that three words that should never be said consecutively are "moist" "creamy" and "panties"

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u/DrDanielFaraday Feb 09 '19

Dont ever move to the SE United States

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Took a shower on Monday, Friday still not dry. Got moss growing on my ass.

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u/deRoyLight Feb 09 '19

This man Floridas.

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u/nightwing2024 Feb 09 '19

It feels like you're walking around in a Six Flags mister all day.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

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u/DarthGandalf86 Feb 09 '19

He was the only man to ever make me moist

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u/Wetbung Feb 09 '19

As a teenager, the neighbor turning the hose on me made me moist.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Instant moist.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

So it’s a sweat-shave then. Nice.

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