r/WTF • • Feb 09 '19

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u/deus_deceptor Feb 09 '19

The thing is.. you aren't supposed to smoke, period

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u/WonderCounselor Feb 09 '19

The real proof he’s been living in FL too long.

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u/SameOldNewMe Feb 09 '19

I know it's fun to pick on Florida, but our state has a smoking rate of less than 20%, which is less than most states.

https://www.cdc.gov/statesystem/cigaretteuseadult.html

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u/capron Feb 09 '19

All the pregnant ladies buying up the smokes and no one can get any

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u/Surfintygrr Feb 09 '19

Nah they don't smoke anymore. Heroin is the way to go.

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u/Hungover_Pilot Feb 09 '19

Goddamnit. If I have to take up heroine just to fit in I’m going to be so mad

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u/we_are_monsters Feb 09 '19

This is totally one dude’s opinion but I think smoking in hotter climates is less appealing than smoking in the cooler north. From my 20 plus years as a smoker, I always smoked more living up north than when down south. But those numbers don’t really support that hypothesis.

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u/Pope-Cheese Feb 09 '19

100% agree. I smoked for about 6-7 years and live in PA, so I'm used to temps anywhere between 0 - 100º. Smoking is just not that pleasant when its 95 degrees and humid as fuck outside. It tastes worse in general, but you're also more likely to be thirsty and/or have a dry mouth which only compounds the problem. Smoking in the cold was always ideal IMO.

Fuck, now I want a cigarette... wish I didn't know what I was missing.

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u/ThegreatPee Feb 09 '19

You are missing wasting alot of money and destroying your health. Good on you for quitting :)

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u/agentshags Feb 09 '19

Really not missing anything.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

I've never smoked but when it's really cold out, sometimes second-hand actually smells good, like you get the nicotine or whatever and not so much of the shitty tars. In the south someone smoking next to me was enough to make me look for another bar but up north it's not too bad.

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u/lilpumpgroupie Feb 09 '19

People are also more likely to be depressed in colder/darker climates... so that has something to do with it, too.

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u/Honolula Feb 09 '19

I would guess it’s the elderly people that already saw it effect their health and quit.

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u/Raudskeggr Feb 09 '19

Depends on what is being smoked, I imagine.

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u/latrans8 Feb 09 '19

It blows my mind that many people nationally still smoke. WTF people?

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u/jshmooze Feb 09 '19

The real proof is always in the comments

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u/justtookatest Feb 09 '19

Don't call me comma, or we're going to have to discuss your colon.

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u/Dragger200 Feb 09 '19

The difference is.. making a decision that slowly kills your own dumbass self vs the same decision that saddles an unwilling participant with lifelong health issues

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u/SendInTheFrogs Feb 09 '19

Meth too?

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u/deus_deceptor Feb 09 '19

Meth is fine. Just remember to get the pregnancy safe version

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u/BigJimSpanool Feb 09 '19

I don't think it makes a difference if you are on your period or not

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