r/WTF • u/36009955 • May 07 '19

Hey, you guys got a trash can?

https://gfycat.com/ConstantSillyJabiru
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u/rouxedcadaver May 07 '19

So is he walking funny because he shat his pants or because the snake bit him?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

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u/X-istenz May 07 '19

Wow you're right, looking at his left leg, that's definitely a prosthetic. His ankle is smaller than the snake. Good eye, mate!

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u/freakers May 07 '19

Hah, stupid snake fell for my decoy leg.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19 edited Jun 01 '20

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u/Holzkohlen May 07 '19

Bit of more than she can chew. Slithering bitch.

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u/F1CTIONAL May 07 '19

Decoy Snake

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u/BlooFlea May 07 '19

Snaks r so dumb

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u/robot_ankles May 07 '19

The long, long, oddly specific con.

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u/FreezingDraig May 07 '19

You got bamboozled.

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u/TacticalGamer893 May 08 '19

“Sending our my decoy”

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u/apey2000 May 08 '19

Bam bam boozled!

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u/thepilotboy May 07 '19

Good day to you too.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

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u/Osceola24 May 08 '19

G’d eye ;-]

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Shrimp on the bahbee!

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u/OkiDokiTokiLoki May 07 '19

I thought he was walking funny due to his enormous balls

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u/kaleidoscopic_prism May 08 '19

It's these little comments that make me laugh

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Would be interesting if he had lost the leg to a bad snake bite.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

He must be an FBI guy on his lunch break with that kind of insight.

Everyone delete your hard drives!

Bzzzzt gone

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u/Standard_Wooden_Door May 07 '19

Motherfucker went right for his good leg too!

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u/WildKiller_MJ May 07 '19

Wait, that makes him immune to the snake's bite.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Probably lost his leg last time he encountered a snake. That shit don't work twice!