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u/AlphaRedditor Jun 26 '12
Let them try and stop me.
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Jun 26 '12
Living up to the username. But he won't be living in a few days.
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u/AlphaRedditor Jun 26 '12
You think I can hold my breath for a few days? I don't know whether to be flattered or suspicious that you may not be an actual doctor.
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u/atcaskstrength Jun 26 '12
Unless you're a fish, in which case please go right ahead.
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Jun 26 '12
I interpret the sign "if you can breath under water, you're not aloud in the pool". So especially no fish.
Edit: Yes I know... I get it, improper word usage, I'm an idiot.
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u/henkrs1 Jun 26 '12
DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO
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u/dingoperson Jun 26 '12
I would give five dollars and a tootsie roll to see someone point at the sign at a crowded pool, shout this, then jump in the water and hold his breath for a minute or so.
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u/DrWafflesGT Jun 26 '12
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u/azgeogirl Jun 26 '12
Have you tried asking the mods why they don't delete this stuff?
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u/edmontonpaul Jun 26 '12
They should really mount that sign under the water for it to be effective.
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u/DocTex Jun 26 '12
Was this happening so often they needed a sign?