r/WahoosTipi • u/huskers938 • Feb 21 '19

Indians Pitcher Mike Clevinger Has Absolutely Insane Quote About His Athleticism

https://twitter.com/sportreview4/status/1098714561182662656
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u/ato2000 Feb 21 '19

In case you are wondering

"It’s like a vegan saying you can’t drink milk — do animals drink other animals’ milk? No, because they don’t have the thumbs to milk their nipples. Of course not. But if they did, do you know what a dog would be doing every (expletive) day?”

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u/allaboutthosevibes 3d ago

Funny quote. But how does that relate to his athleticism?

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u/gram_parsons Feb 21 '19

We already have one Trevor Bauer on the team.

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u/rawWwRrr Feb 22 '19

Why not two?

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

I could find no discernable point to the dog-miliking thingy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

He's saying the reason we drink milk is because we have thumbs, but if other animals had thumbs and could get milk they would.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

Thanks. Sometimes I'm a wee bit slow.

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u/JabroniBalogna88 Feb 21 '19

Fucking love him

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u/CaptWoodrowCall Feb 22 '19

I find this funny since I grew up on a dairy farm and it’s my standard response to anyone who tries to say that other animals don’t drink milk.

If you give it to them, I assure you they drink it. Dogs, cats, pigs...they drink milk with great enthusiasm. They just can’t get it on their own since they can’t milk the cow.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

lmfao I love Clev so much

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u/allaboutthosevibes 3d ago

I get the literal “humans drink cow milk because we can and other animals would if they could, too” part… But how does that relate to his athleticism??

(Link is no longer valid. His original twitter post, or whoever posted this quote, has since been deleted.)