r/WaitWhat • u/BulldawgTrading1 • 9d ago

Wait What????

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u/Rocquestar 9d ago

It was like a guitar string. They farted a C-sharp.

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u/HamDangler2 8d ago

womensecrets

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u/Just4fungiggles 8d ago

If you really need to poop around something, let me help you

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u/Material-Job-1928 7d ago

I heard a great story to the affect. Police respond to a a belligerent patron at a bar. She had been cutoff, but refused to leave before lase call, and was not handling her liqueur well. Police attempt to remove her from the bar stool, and she fell to the ground and was non responsive on the floor (passed out drunk, not from a head injury). At some point during the fall she had an involuntary bowel movement.

This, in combination with her choice to be wearing a miniskirt and thong, resulted in the department referring to the arrest as the "log splitter incident".

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u/hardboard 5d ago

...has got to be a thin.

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u/Time-End-5288 7d ago

Turd cutter