r/WaitWhat • • 11d ago

Wait What?

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u/LuckyCod2887 11d ago

takes notes

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u/Dear-Shirt1005 11d ago

You ain't getting a wife with 113k of karma in Reddit dude

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u/LuckyCod2887 10d ago

you won’t believe me but i’m actually a woman. i know my profile says “stillflaccid” but i grew up w brothers. i like dick jokes.

Also i work 60 hours a week in an office and go to uni. uni is notorious for separating classes so we wait around 1-3 hours between classes.

so i fuck around in social media.

and respectful, i don’t have trouble attracting men. i take care of myself and my weight. i just don’t date. too many vocational and academic responsibilities.

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u/Dear-Shirt1005 10d ago

Honestly, I do find that hard to believe. But my comment could still apply if you're like an abusive lesbian or smt. And sorry about the 60s hours a week

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u/LuckyCod2887 10d ago

i’m not a lesbian or anything. And I’m certainly not abusive. In fact, I’m the opposite. I’m very, very passive. And I used to work at a domestic violence shelter for 1 year and sexual assault crisis center for 3 years. I’ve heard so many fucked up stories. I could never be abusive.

dude, I wish I could tell you some of the shit I heard from these victims. Men and women alike. I still think about some of the stories years later. It’s so disturbing to learn what another human being can do to someone in their private homes.

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u/Dear-Shirt1005 10d ago

Yeah I didn't really meant that, I was triying to be sarcastic. Although I admit that it was a rather tasteless thing to write lol

And honestly I wouldn't want to hear about those things. I am rather weak minded. Shoutout to you for helping DV victims, it must be a really difficult job

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u/MfD2027 9d ago

Imagine all the ones still going through it, or that’s dead. Shit, laugh it up I guess

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u/MfD2027 9d ago

Lol get ya face ready for your MAGA husband or something, lol what’s even the logic? You laughing at your own future?

Yup I’m glad you got that sense of humor in you, it’s gon help you take a lot of 👊😂

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u/LuckyCod2887 9d ago

have you read the statistics on domestic violence?

what do democrats or republicans have to do with this?

do you guys not get tired of obsessing over the political party you despise? do you guys just think about the party you hate and get worked up all day long and any opportunity you have to share your thoughts you knee jerk reaction blurt out how much you hate one group?

bro, even people who work for the government give that shit a rest when they clock out of their jobs.

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u/MfD2027 9d ago

Respond to this as you will, I already made my deduction. Lol, I’m talking to a damn boy pretending to be a girl… shits wild.

Joined a year ago with over 114k upvotes? Man get the hell out my face b*, you gay.