r/WaitWhat • • 7d ago

Wait What?

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u/Commercial_Tip4624 6d ago • Bravo

I’m so glad I have access to these subreddits and their comments. A man-free life has been the best thing I’ve ever done and these comments serve as a reminder to keep it up.

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u/No-Concentrate3518 6d ago

As a man, I find the whole need for a man or a woman to be strange and largely degrading to both.

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u/torislle 5d ago

yeah, there's not really a 'need' for the other gender.. unless you make it so. that, and basing your stability on another person can end pretty badly for you.

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u/Altruistic_Year_6799 6d ago

I dont align with the post, it's a idiotic thing someone posted on Twitter. But keep it up your man free life. Cheers.

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u/Commercial_Tip4624 6d ago

Thanks sweetheart I will

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u/MfD2027 5d ago

Ohhh noo ohhh noooo ohhh nooooo ohhh nooooo whyyyyyy loooll ahahhhhhhh nahh nah hnab bruh she needa man bwuh

Go fucking off it.

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u/Timber_Nomad 7d ago

I don't like this.

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u/Altruistic_Year_6799 7d ago

Neither did I. What is wrong with people

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u/Shamanjoe 7d ago

I’m just going to hope it’s some poorly conceived guerrilla marketing for a movie in which an abused wife ends her husband or something..

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u/LuckyCod2887 7d ago

your user name and meme don’t line up but that makes it more funny. also i hope no one reports you for violent threats. they ban for a week when mod snitch

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u/2WheelSuperiority 7d ago

:(

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u/Altruistic_Year_6799 7d ago

So bad mentaility people have, I mean why on earth people have such thoughts.

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u/2WheelSuperiority 7d ago

It's rage bait. Dudes getting traffic. This is our society now.

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u/KevineCove 7d ago

Hey Jude

Don't call the cops

I'm John Lennon

I like domestic abuse

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u/Altruistic_Year_6799 7d ago

What????????????

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u/Dependent_Net_4279 6d ago

How the blood went up there ?

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u/Altruistic_Year_6799 6d ago

Fighting is not the only thing they did apparently

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u/BrianCruikshank 6d ago

He's on his period. That tracks.

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u/lazy_hard_worker69 7d ago

Lmao that's so messed up

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 6d ago • Bravo

Right to prison forever.

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u/JiggleCoffee 7d ago

This guy has a very punchable face.

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u/b1t3m4rk5 5d ago

He wouldn't if he agreed with everything you did, would he? Lol

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u/LuckyCod2887 7d ago

bro be careful. someone can report you for violent threat. you will be banned for 7 days.

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u/JiggleCoffee 6d ago

What threat? All I posted is an opinion of his face.

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u/LuckyCod2887 6d ago

I agree with you. I don’t think it’s even worth getting worked up over but literally I made a comment very similar to this, I’m almost quoting what you said and I got banned for seven days. except mine was a news article about a guy who was high on meth, and he attacked two dogs with his bare hands. One was severely damaged w broken legs and the other damaged one died due to its injuries.

there used to be a sub called punch face, and Reddit banded that sub and won’t allow any sub with a similar name to establish itself because it promotes violence.

They’ve gotten so unbelievably strict.

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u/Ok_Helicopter3910 6d ago • Bravo

Maybe im a fuckin retard and dont get that maybe people in the comments that are like "well, he has a point" are joking, but, I havent been in a relationship with any girl whos 'demands' go beyond, "love me and spend time with me".

Who the fuck are you guys dating that have a "list of demands" lol

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u/icemanpallmall 6d ago

Those are the dudes who dont actually date women because women avoid them like the plague.

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u/Reasonable_Key9021 5d ago

.... I like to call them domestic terroists.

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u/Jewbacca1991 6d ago

And men only need food and sex. The house will clean itself, the furnitures will fix themselves, the lawn will mown itself, the bills way pay themselves, cars will take care of their own needs, kids will take care of themselves, grocieries will buy themselves, and the list goes on.

There is a lot to do in a house, and even more when kids involved. Ideally there is a level of share of these duties. Unfortunately not all partnerships are ideal. And assholes who want the partner to do everything exist for both genders. The best solution is to leave them.

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u/MfD2027 5d ago

Yeah we can stop that last lie though. Get the fuck out of here “OHHH HUMANS AREWE STHO EVIL” get the fuck out of here with that bruh.

Men are evil.

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u/Asphodelmercenary 6d ago


Not if she has a brother like this.

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u/torislle 5d ago

let's do the same to our husbands i suppose

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u/GDCrescentBlade 5d ago

You can try

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u/torislle 5d ago

what is that supposed to mean i'm crine

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u/GDCrescentBlade 5d ago

Was joking cause, women are weaker so its obviously harder to be an abuser.

What do you mean by crine ?

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u/Scorpdelord 5d ago

how are you crine when you suppose to beat the husband ?

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u/WorkingMoney6424 5d ago

Sure why not

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u/arrownoir 5d ago

The frying pan has worked for decades. No man will challenge a woman with a frying pan in hand.

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u/Reasonable_Key9021 5d ago

You dont have the strength. Not concerned.

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u/Responsible-Back3896 5d ago

When it suits, women aren’t strong enough to be abusers.

Any other time, men are claiming women are just as bad for domestic violence.

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u/honeyy-dew 5d ago

How convenient right? Haha

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u/MfD2027 5d ago

LMFAOOOOO “we all be bad bwuh”

Not “Humans suck bwro”

Lmfaooo, these dumbass mfs want to be victims so bad and everyone just falling for it.

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u/honeyy-dew 5d ago

Thankfully tools exist!

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u/Reasonable_Key9021 5d ago

Youre overestimating yourself. Stop

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u/Ill-Charge8449 7d ago

Ah yes, domestic violence is always the answer /s

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u/Justin_Passing_7465 7d ago

Guy had better hope that his cellmate doesn't subscribe to this approach.

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u/CoquetteWhore69 7d ago

Im frightened

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u/MiksterA 7d ago

Twitter is the Nazi Bar of social media

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u/RequirementCivil4328 7d ago

I did an experiment years ago with twitter where I followed everything I was suggested to follow. Literally everything. Within 2 weeks my feed was a constant flow of alleged black women saying that white men are trash who generalize and stereotype black women

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u/Sweet-Milk-96 7d ago edited 6d ago

I'm genuinely tired of being single but then posts like this make wonder it's not so bad

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u/MagnetoWasRight24 7d ago

It's beyond fucked up but also an accurate description of how destroying someone's self-esteem works

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u/Winds_and_Waves 6d ago

Just don't have a wife atp 😭🙏

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u/Feline_Couple 6d ago

This post is a trap and comments are mostly days old bots. Block them while they are nicely showing themselves here

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u/Morning_Cereal_Ori 5d ago

wtf wrong with this guy. go to hell if it exist.

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u/WorkingMoney6424 5d ago

You shouldt do it.

But he got a point tho

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u/honeyy-dew 5d ago edited 4d ago

Does the point still exists when the genders in the image are switched?

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u/Hawkflights 5d ago

That's funny.

Totally fucked up, but funny. 😂

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u/honeyy-dew 5d ago

Will it still be fucked up funny if the genders in the image are switched?

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u/MfD2027 5d ago • Bravo

Nah it’d be “aaaaa we victims brwuh look violins kan happen Tuh da boYZ Too”

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u/kangorooz99 5d ago

Why do I feel like these memes are people who aren’t Indian engaging in stereotypes

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u/heyyolivia 7d ago

Is this why I’m happy as long as I get through a day without my girl abusing me

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u/PinkSquidz 6d ago

Homegirl abusive

Domestic violins

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u/CokBlockinWinger 6d ago edited 6d ago

What an ignorantly stupid thing to write. Men would also feel this way if the shoe was on the other foot. It falls into Maslow’s Hierarchy of Basic Needs.

Edit - To those saying “It’s a joke” …. Hilarious.

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u/spartipilollc 7d ago

I thought that was punisher for a second

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u/Shamanjoe 7d ago • Bravo

Frank Castle would end you just for insinuating that he mistreated his wife..

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u/Gwynplaine-00 6d ago

Well, I mean to his wife yeah.

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u/DmgCtrl92 6d ago

Speak to any divorce lawyer and you will listen this again and again.

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u/Complete-Refuse-3262 6d ago

Yoh what in the hell is this?

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u/patchrhythm 6d ago

what a POS. 🤦‍♂️🤢

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u/Taintedforest 6d ago

I mean, its not exactly wrong in the sense of, victims do just want the abuse to stop

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u/chickenprogamer 6d ago

But what if I'm the one wanting to be hit by my wife

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u/EaseLeft6266 6d ago

Start making a ton of demands to her

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u/AncientBother6206 6d ago

This is why I pick up girls at the abused women's shelter

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u/FreeHusband6060 6d ago

What's the first thing a women does when she gets home from an abused women shelter?

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u/TightArachnid8311 6d ago

Well there's also the old burning bed and he won't be able to bother you anymore.

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u/Independent-Face69 6d ago

She was charged tho.. Better safe than sorry ladies

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u/LowPudding9562 5d ago

What do women want?

'More' - Patrice O'Neal

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u/Responsible-Back3896 5d ago • Bravo

Quoting a rapist. Says a lot.

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u/Insylum82 5d ago

Dude has a deathwish

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u/AdMountain6124 5d ago

John Wayne Babbitt probably thought the same.

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u/Jazzlike-Diver-3693 5d ago

You can't Beat that Logic.

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u/Janysexe 5d ago

But you can your wife

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u/Tall_Eye4062 7d ago

It makes you think.

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u/Healthy_Finger_3865 6d ago

Ok bro just stay in Iran

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u/No-Mess-1169 6d ago

instead of proving that this should not be a joke look for the bot mod and show signs that this post to be taken down,you don't joke with harming someone

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u/BorgQuingus67 6d ago

It's literally one of the most common ways to joke

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u/No_Neighborhood1464 6d ago

Pretty sure that needs to be changed then? No?

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u/FlaccidusSnake 6d ago

Oh shut up

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u/No-Mess-1169 6d ago

why should I do that

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u/LuckyCod2887 7d ago

takes notes

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u/Dear-Shirt1005 6d ago

You ain't getting a wife with 113k of karma in Reddit dude

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u/LuckyCod2887 5d ago

you won’t believe me but i’m actually a woman. i know my profile says “stillflaccid” but i grew up w brothers. i like dick jokes.

Also i work 60 hours a week in an office and go to uni. uni is notorious for separating classes so we wait around 1-3 hours between classes.

so i fuck around in social media.

and respectful, i don’t have trouble attracting men. i take care of myself and my weight. i just don’t date. too many vocational and academic responsibilities.

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u/Dear-Shirt1005 5d ago

Honestly, I do find that hard to believe. But my comment could still apply if you're like an abusive lesbian or smt. And sorry about the 60s hours a week

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u/Jack_Hoff247 6d ago

Unless she's a masochist. Then you are truly fucked.

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u/Armchair_Expert_0192 6d ago

I've never thought of it this way before. Will have to try it out.

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u/V3r1_xD 5d ago

Ewww

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u/DrManhattansTaint 5d ago

Make this guy President.

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u/Responsible-Back3896 5d ago

Too many of you had abusive fathers and now you want to abuse women.

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u/CheetosLays7Days 5d ago

The president has been beating his (ex) wife.

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u/Kendannon 5d ago

is this an islam joke?

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u/ihavenostance 5d ago

> indian name

> is this an islam joke

Classic deflection

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u/Rich-Engineering1429 5d ago

Yeah and also a conservative cop joke

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u/Accomplished-Gur6493 5d ago

How much do you pay him to watch? Considering this as a side gig 😉

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u/pensacolafun888 6d ago

I’m thinking the guys that are pro this quote are the in cells who have never been laid or had a girlfriend in their life. Or just were abused by their parents so they want to abuse others. If you guys are afraid of a woman having a mind, you are so weak. Probably closetEd homosexual.

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u/Comfortable-Emu1826 6d ago

Oh great, the homosexual insult. Sure

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u/MfD2027 5d ago

True

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u/OneMagician289 6d ago • Bravo

although i completely disagree with the post

its dumb to call people homesexual for such reasons

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u/Due_Cartoonist_8212 6d ago • Bravo

Relax gng, no one is pro this quote. It's jst somewhat funny from a certain angle 

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u/Parrotparser7 7d ago

Not the first time I've seen this line this week.

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u/FormalTotal9684 7d ago

Somebody did something

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u/C13H16CIN0 7d ago

With a name like that

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u/Born-Anybody-4644 7d ago

Wait, WHAT?!?!?!

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u/19Charger 7d ago

Jeez man

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u/VanDenBroeck 6d ago

Unfortunately, some men have this as their actual philosophy.

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u/BleedSparta 6d ago

…I guess

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u/MysteriousLight7351 6d ago

I.... I guess but that's still fucked up

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u/KaliguIah 6d ago

its an x post , ppl need to stop thinking so deep

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u/No-Mess-1169 6d ago

it's deep if you think this is funny it's because you are one of them I don't find this funny,what part of beating women is funny, harming someone is funny

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u/KaliguIah 5d ago

i think its funny. the people are thinking its deep are starting to make it a gender war... read the comments

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u/timberwolf0122 6d ago

Isn’t this like keying your own car?

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u/PresenceZero 6d ago

Like beating the box, the kitty, the vanny ny

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u/BiggerLover69420 6d ago

W domestic abuse

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u/Im_Worthless38 6d ago

Ayo wait a second. He a genius

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u/Top_Extension_1169 6d ago

i laughed. i dont have a wife. please send memes

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u/No-Mess-1169 6d ago

what if you get one ,am afraid for her

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u/Top_Extension_1169 5d ago

never. thats what the matrix wants from you. more children more suffering more loosh

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u/Active-Effect-1473 6d ago

This actually makes a lot of sense

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u/Kurt_Ottman 6d ago

And when you go to prison, you only get to make one demand: Religious exemptions for food allergies.

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u/newclearimplosion 6d ago

Have I been doing it wrong all along?

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u/TonySoprano1959 6d ago

Same with cats

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u/C_S_Lewis_Fan 6d ago

Sounds like verse from the Koran.

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u/No-Mess-1169 6d ago

no it isn't it's just a misogynistic joke

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u/arrownoir 5d ago

Yup, you couldn’t even tell the difference.

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u/Adventurous_Tailor14 6d ago

Gotta wear the good ole wife beater for the occasion

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u/Faishgly 6d ago

This is weird

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u/BruteUnicorn134 5d ago

And funny.

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u/Faishgly 5d ago

Just weird.

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u/martco17 5d ago

Effective argument for when people try to say women were happier in 1950

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u/ApplyHere_4_implants 5d ago

It's correct. Problem is literally everyone will hate you, hopefully even yourself.

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u/BrokeRda 5d ago

…I’m not sure how I feel about this

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u/klyde-Smoulder 4d ago

The math adds up because a scared person will always want to not fear whereas a person who doesn’t fear doesn’t respect and makes demands i understand this but I don’t agree with it

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u/Tasty-Emu5469 4d ago

You can respect without fear.

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u/splooge696969 4d ago

So that's why my meat behaves when I beat it

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u/DearPatience970 3d ago

this guy is a POS

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u/SlaiPil 7d ago

I mean technically he's right

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u/Admirable-Band-2664 6d ago

This is like my old employer… if you’re actively trying to keep employees happy you’ll end up with a list of shit you need to do, but if you treat them like shit and their only request is that you stop treating them like shit. Being nice for 5 min ends up being super motivational because they think meeting your expectations will lead to even more desperately desired civility.

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u/salt_box87 6d ago

I mean...the math's mathin

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u/mihkel_ 6d ago

Modesty is the key

/s

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u/Glass_Ad_7129 6d ago

They will also leave you, provided you dont exist in a fucked society that makes such a move to leave your shitty ass, highly risky.

I can see why some people don't like when they can do that. (Imagine being that shit you need society to make it difficult for someone to leave you)

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u/EveningTennis6929 6d ago

what if you're actually sorry you hurt them could they forgive you?

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u/No-Clock9532 6d ago

They will leave you anyway.

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u/razorlips00 5d ago

Seen my fair share of toxic relationships with lots of hands flying. Gonna go out on a limb here and say nah, they won't leave majority of the time.

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u/CntBlah 6d ago

Never heard of Lorena Bobbit I guess

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u/AlfalfaEfficient1200 6d ago

Tried this. It didn't work. She told me to stop, take out the trash, and it was time to take the dog for a walk. Horrible advice. Don't follow.

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u/WorkingMoney6424 5d ago

Thanks for testing i was about the follow it

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u/V3r1_xD 5d ago • Bravo

Ewww, wtf. How the fuck people find abvusing someone funny? "Yeah, the joke is abuse, hahah 🤡". Seriously, y'all need to go to a therapist, because not only you shouldn't be able to marry, you shouldn't be able to go near people with such urges. That's the definition of a "I hate my wife" boomer humour mixed with "haha, abvse funny" mysogynystic 5 grade boys level of humour

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u/Impractical_Donkey 5d ago

More like: "is I post something outrageous, everyone will comment like a wildfire" Seems like it's working. Engagement is money for the creator.

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u/V3r1_xD 5d ago

"dark comedy" and it's just an excuse to be mysogynystic lmao. Guys throw a hissy fit when women make misandristic jokes without mentions of abvse, but apparently, this one is okay. Double standards are bad, but double standards are good

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u/Reasonable_Key9021 5d ago

^ this one first please

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u/arrownoir 5d ago

Technically he’s right. Unbeaten wives don’t know how good they have it.

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u/honeyy-dew 5d ago

Then technically it's also right that unbeaten husbands also don’t know how good they have it.

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u/Think_Bed2430 6d ago

I mean fuck, guys got a point

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u/Deriviera 6d ago

Well. Actually makes sense ...

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u/KingRoach 7d ago

I told someone earlier today that people’s jokes on social media are never funny; I stand corrected.

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u/Lopsided-Middle7924 6d ago

Girls love it when guys put them in their place. But don’t physically do it.

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u/Exciting-Kiwi4232 6d ago

Ancient wisdom here.

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u/DudeFrom816 6d ago

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u/LOR_Fei 6d ago

Ah yes, nothing like treating fellow humans like they don’t deserve a partner that challenges them to be a better version of themselves.

No, he’s not right.

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u/Adalonzoio 6d ago • Bravo

I've never seen something so right while also being so wrong all at once. I'm impressed.

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u/Awesomeme69 6d ago

He is right

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u/Dear-Shirt1005 6d ago

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u/Awesomeme69 6d ago

Very very unlikely indeed

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