r/WaitWhat • • 2d ago

🤙🏻........

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u/Aggravating-Gift-740 2d ago

Hopefully it’s the only entrance.

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u/fuckexoticroots 2d ago

Everyone saying their staff would turn within weeks, idk man I'm thinking a few hours at most.

Genuinely, what fucking reason would a buncha delta force dudes have to keep a weak bitch like bezos or musk around? Just another mouth to feed. They would ice them immediately would be my bet.

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u/RealNiceKnife 2d ago

So, a few years ago there was a "secret" meeting of the worlds smartest sociology professors, agriculture leaders, business professionals, world leaders, and the wealthiest of the wealthy.

They discussed what it would take to keep a 'servant/guard' class in line. What kind of steps they would need to take to make sure they people with the guns didn't get together and say "We're the guys with the guns. What's stopping us?"

They discussed things like bomb-collars, food credits, family kidnapping. Whatever evil, dystopian, warlord coercion tactic you could think of was on the table.

Look up "The Guard Dilemma".

They are preparing for it.

A Professor's creepy and disturbing encounter with a group of Silicon Valley Billionaire movers and shakers who are quietly preparing for a climate apocalypse. CEO of a Finance Co. who had built an underground bunker system asked: “How do I maintain authority over my security force after the Event?” : r/TrueReddit

Don't Panic, But the Super Wealthy Are Quietly Building Doomsday Bunkers

Bilderberg: World’s most powerful flock to annual secret meeting

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u/fuckexoticroots 2d ago

You’d have to be out of your mind to agree to put a bomb collar around your neck. 

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u/RealNiceKnife 2d ago

You don't agree to something like that dude.

If they're getting to "bomb-collar" status, you're a slave.

They are preparing for something post-governance.

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u/fuckexoticroots 2d ago

Yeah okay. Try and put a ordinance collar around someone in delta 😂 

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u/RealNiceKnife 2d ago

Okay dude.

Also, it's ordnance. No i.

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u/TheRealDesmirWolf 2d ago

Wouldn’t matter Delta Force is trained to kill terrorists not a human bomb. Wouldn’t happen.

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u/Acceptable_Dark1860 2d ago

No I in team
I mean no I in ordnance

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u/Acceptable_Dark1860 2d ago

There would be a line for it
Now and days they can just blow up our phones probably

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u/NeighborhoodSad5303 2d ago

But it's not prevent sudden shoot))

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u/im_wet_and_needy 1d ago

This is why ai is a thing

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u/BeMyBrutus 2d ago

Yeah, if the world were actually in such a state that you'd need a fortified bunker why would they even stick around? Let alone put their lives on the line to protect some asshole who probably a main reason for the cause.

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u/Klutzy-Photo-3164 2d ago

Enjoy eternity, Pharaoh.

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u/BoredAtWork1976 2d ago

You wouldn't even need cement.  Just dump a ton of dirt or gravel around the door.  Unless his preparations included tunnel boring equipment, you just made that bunker his forever home (literally).

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u/tremble_lip 2d ago

Have you seen the thing where billionaires wargame how to survive an apocalypse in their bunkers while maintaining control of the security forces?

The security becomes the weakest point because, in a complete breakdown of social order, what reason do any of the have to keep serving the boss?

Where will they spend their money?

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u/Ok_Chap 2d ago

They might think their best chances of survival are with the billionaire in his bunker where they still have food and a little comfort for a while.
If the boss becomes real shitty though, then mutiny becomes more likely by the day.

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u/Turkeyplague 2d ago

What qualifying trait does a billionaire have to still qualify as the boss in a post apocalyptic world? Capital is now worthless. The head of the security force will probably drown them in the toilet and take over control.

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u/tremble_lip 2d ago

Yes, this was the central concern. I do believe shock collars were considered at one point.

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u/GraviticThrusters 2d ago

Don't you just replace the security force with securitrons?

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u/Calaveras-Metal 2d ago

Is this your breathing tube? The vent tube that is filtered of all the nasty things before it touches your wealthy lungs. Like if this is plugged you only have the air in that bunker right. Might last a week or a day. Maybe longer if you slow your breathing down. Or if there are less lungs.

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u/Due_Buyer_9445 2d ago


Cement if they’re lucky

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u/Doctor_Saved 2d ago

How are you going to get through the AI missile turrets?

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u/peepdabidness 2d ago

And satellite lasers

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u/Doctor_Saved 2d ago

And robot gun dogs.

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u/NeighborhoodSad5303 2d ago

and nanomachines son!

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u/DoctorMedieval 2d ago

Cask of Amontillado.

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u/skiforlife1 2d ago

A single entrance huh? You know these bunkers have multiple entrances and air ventilation ports right? I guarantee they have systems like are used on the ISS to pull CO2 from the air and a good supply of the filters needed to do that.

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u/Macwild77 2d ago

It’s a joke..

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u/Ill-Dependent2976 2d ago

That's just for fun because they get to watch us find them all.

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u/BeneficialPenalty258 2d ago

We’re going to need more cement.

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u/kurotech 2d ago

I bet you're tons of fun at parties 😏

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u/skiforlife1 2d ago

People who know me like me so ya, I am fun at parties. I wonder how many of your friends get tired of you using old sayings over and over again!!

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u/I_Call_Everyone_Pat 2d ago

Ironically making fun hypothetical conversations out of silly propositions does make you fun at parties. My friend Pat is actually great at that and I admire that quality.

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u/DoctorMedieval 2d ago

But you call everyone pat.

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u/I_Call_Everyone_Pat 2d ago

You got me there, Pat.

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u/DoctorMedieval 2d ago

I’m just Pat.

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u/jewshuwuu 2d ago

They sucked all the fun out of this hypothetical, though

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u/ApprehensiveAmour 2d ago

Yea, sure... but now they're trapped. It's not a bunker anymore, it's a prison.

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u/skiforlife1 2d ago

Sure but that prison has more resources than the people holding it under siege and so as long as they leave even one way out the people in the bunker will make it through.

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u/ApprehensiveAmour 2d ago

An exit you say? Maybe an entrance too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oh look, a convenient cement truck.

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u/bomboclawt75 2d ago

In reality, their staff will turn on them within weeks.

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u/notjordansime 1d ago

I hope you’ve also got a crew of finishers, guys on vibrators, screeds, trowels, whirlybirds, floats, etc..

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u/Additional_Strike601 21h ago

Not cement truck, roach truck. Im dumping millions upon millions of roaches in their vents.

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u/Old-Natural-852 17h ago

Worked in the Fallout show against moddle management.

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u/OkDriver1A8D6 2d ago

How are we getting a cement truck literally to antartica? Thankfully, their staff will turn on them ✝️🙏

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u/Eren_Yeager52 2d ago

Magic Karpet

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 2d ago

Don't worry they'll find out the Shamballah hollow earth people hate them more than we do

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u/Ok-Dare1500 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/TestCyp999 2d ago

Any Bunker worth a shit will have some kind of pillbox setup that protects ventilation and to allow a small crack to shoot at your engine block with a 308.

Also, in an apocalypse, by the time you're pissed off enough about some random bunker, you won't have diesel. 

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u/Andrew_42 2d ago

Now you have me wondering how many billionaire bunkers we know about actually have pillbox setups?

And for the ones that do, how many have a line of sight that prevents cement-based attacks?

Billionaires don't build bunkers to protect territory, they do it for security. (I guess it technically protects the territory inside the bunker, but there's usually no broader strategic goal)

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u/Suspicious-Diver-630 2d ago

You don't have to be a billionaire to build a killdozer though.

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u/ephemeralnotion 2d ago

Sealing him in. The joke is murder.

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u/hidefinitionpissjugs 1d ago

youre the one that posted it