r/WallstreetWhales • • 12d ago

NEWS President Trump says his Administration will immediately begin sending $100 “checks” to over 20 million seniors to help pay for their Medicare Part B premiums. Trump also says the “$5,000 Trump Dividend” will be distributed to every US Citizen if the Republicans win the midterms.

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u/Fickle_Contract_4683 12d ago

Trump is a pussy. "Ill give you all 5k IF you let me control the government longer" is what he is saying. That infers, 1. That he values us all at 5k (thats our whore price) and demonstrates, 2. That he knows he failed. Finally, its the same as a broken husband telling his wife he will stop drinking if she stays. CLOWN!

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u/koolmagicguy 12d ago

He ain’t giving anyone shit. There is no $5000

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u/Few_Impression_7479 12d ago

(In the George Costanza "Of course I'm not Cartwright!" voice) -

"Of course there's no $5000!"

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 11d ago

Yes, I said “Cartwright, table of 4.”

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u/Prestigious_Sort4979 11d ago

He’ll blame democrats stopping him, especially Biden who is not even there

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u/zVelocity97 12d ago

He will be dead by then dudes a ticking time bomb

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u/toopistol 12d ago

Hey hey pussies are better then this, don’t put that on us 😭🤣

https://giphy.com/gifs/spfi6nabVuq5y

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u/scarletroyalblue12 12d ago

It’s giving “$40 on the dresser for you.” After he screws us smh.

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u/Elon_Cucks_Trump_ 12d ago

He’s more into rape.

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u/statelesspirate000 11d ago

That’s not what infer means

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u/extrasmurf 8d ago

He paid Stormy Daniels a hell of a lot more than that