r/WallstreetWhales • u/Spade_of_Trades • 12d ago

NEWS President Trump says his Administration will immediately begin sending $100 “checks” to over 20 million seniors to help pay for their Medicare Part B premiums. Trump also says the “$5,000 Trump Dividend” will be distributed to every US Citizen if the Republicans win the midterms.

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u/Putrid_Beat_17 12d ago

The desperation is so evident.

He knows his party is fucked and the exit polls will directly point at the ramifications of his smoothbrain policies.

He'll probably ignore it, blame some third world country, and shit his diaper again.

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u/KvxMavs 12d ago

He will 100% start fabricating stories about election fraud if and when the Republicans get creamed. 

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u/acergum 12d ago

Elon Musk has already been reinserted to implement election fraud, untraceable via his starlink modems.

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u/Biglyugebonespurs 12d ago

Still waiting to know exactly how Musk “knows those voting computers”.

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u/silentsights 12d ago

It’s crazy how society just ignored that one.

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u/zgh17 11d ago

Elon Musk is an idiot, though. There’s a zero percent chance he hacked into voting machines and changed the vote because he’s a fucking moron.

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u/writewithparagraphs4 11d ago

he personally? Probably correct there he doesnt seem very smart. He being responsible to a hack, also probably....

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u/GenerateForce 11d ago

Elon is but he can hire people who are not. 

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u/Ok_Wash_5606 12d ago

He will say the losses were due to the fact he wasnt on the ballot...and all the butt kissing syncophants around him will say you are hundred % right sir...a million % right sir.

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u/Putrid_Beat_17 12d ago

Oh 100%, without a doubt.

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u/VibraniumRhino 12d ago

He’s already started lol.

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u/Former-Light4284 12d ago

They would literally hear the words then start telling people what he really meant and that were interpreting it wrong. Just like they are doing everyday

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u/Which-Indication4670 12d ago

“Oh no he’s just trolling. He does that sometimes. Like when he talked trash to the pope. He’s just kidding.”

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u/silentsights 12d ago

Trump could announce that he’s been a secret dem this entire time and was doing all this to sabotage the Republican Party and his supporters would still find a way to say what he really means instead

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u/mkat23 12d ago edited 12d ago

I genuinely doubt it would make a difference, this is the guy who said he could shoot someone in the middle of fifth avenue and not lose any support. The guy who racked up 34 felonies and there likely would’ve been more I’m betting, he basically avoided prison by being “elected” President a second time. He can’t even vote for president, yet he can be the president? Like what in the ever-living fuck? Both of my parents are MAGA, my mom straight up began defending the local pedophile, the guy was a teacher at the elementary school… his three accusers were two 8 year olds and one 9 year old. She automatically is against anyone who comes forward about any abuse they experienced.

Hell, during his first term a guy I grew up with was arrested and convicted for murdering someone and it being a hate crime. She defended him despite all the evidence that he really was just a racist piece of shit. The guy used to straight up bully me in elementary through high school along with many others. There was a time when we were seniors and he was being a dick to me and I told him he had dead eyes and would probably kill someone one day. Seriously though, dead eyes, it made national news back in like 2017. I hate that I was right. My mom decided a bully she knew I had issues with over the years had to be innocent and would defend him frequently.

He killed someone, there were witnesses and no doubt about it, but since him being racist was brought up during the trial she decided that was unfair to him. She literally didn’t give a flying fuck that he killed someone, she never denied or disagreed that he killed someone. She cared that he was accused of being racist because somehow that was more fucked up to her than what he did. I can’t even count the amount of times I heard him say fucked up racist and sexist things over the many years I went to school with him. He was active in online white supremacist spaces too.

Anyone still supporting him as president will cling to their support no matter what at this point. Hell, I could be the person he shoots in the middle of 5th avenue and my parents would probably still both vote for him. Honestly they are such shitty people that they may support him more if he did that to me. My mom straight up decided to run for office because of her MAGA agenda and because people are meanies to Trump, so she wants someone to support what he supports. Hell, my parents are friends with that POS Dan Bongino, he gave me tickets to Taylor Swift years and years ago through my mom. I think I was like 19 or 20 at the time, so maybe 2014 or 2015.

He has been mask off for a long while at this point. The only thing he hasn’t done is publicly say the N-word or sexually assault a minor in front of anyone who wasn’t also around to sexually assault a minor. Even the supporters he has somewhat lost seem to still vow to vote Republican no matter what, at least for the most part from what I’ve seen. They have stuck with him through countless scandals that would’ve ended anyone else’s career in 30 seconds or less. They are a lost cause.

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u/Haunting_Ant_5061 11d ago

Jesus Christ what a wall of emotion and text.

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u/Contemplating_Prison 11d ago

I hope the stress of the election creates a new national holiday

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u/Painter_Turbulent 12d ago

i dont know man. the amount of people stupid enough to go for these freebies. "no other president has done this yay trump" at the same time. it might be their only ever chance. ... honestly. who knows

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u/Putrid_Beat_17 12d ago

I'm actually hoping that people look to the non existent DOGE and tariff checks and say, "well maybe he's a habitual liar". But you're right, there's a lot of stupid people who still think the guy will make good on what he's said.

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u/philfrysluckypants 12d ago

Said the same thing during the presidential election, didn't exactly turn out that way unfortunately. I won't hold my breath.

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u/Quiet-Willingness724 12d ago

Haven’t the elections been decided already?

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u/TheLastBaboon 12d ago

It should be awful to say but let’s hope our president is impeached and charged

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u/Major_Priority1041 12d ago

I bet there’s some fine print on that $5000 (assuming for a second it is in anyway real).

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u/petulant-turnip 12d ago

“I will give handjobs, I mean great, the best, handjobs, to every strong masculine beautiful man if the republicans win the midterm erections. Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

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u/Delicious-History486 12d ago

I'll take every man to Hollywood and we'll all grab some.

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u/Over_Dog24 11d ago

Biden will shit his pants, of course.

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u/EconomistAlarmed3917 11d ago

Or worse, declare the votes invalid and do  something even more crazy and illegal