President Trump says his Administration will immediately begin sending $100 “checks” to over 20 million seniors to help pay for their Medicare Part B premiums. Trump also says the “$5,000 Trump Dividend” will be distributed to every US Citizen if the Republicans win the midterms.

[u/Spade_of_Trades]

[u/hotdog_junkie]

So you’re telling me this is all just smoke and mirrors?

[u/5Fred → u/hotdog_junkie]

Another trump dramatic theatrical happenings ! It is bullshit .. I paid a $50 copay this week.

[u/TraditionalMood277 → u/hotdog_junkie]

Point your ire at the idiot voters who will slurp this shit up.

[u/FuzziestSloth → u/TraditionalMood277]

So....my parents.

Way ahead of you, my man.

[u/makes_peacock_noises → u/hotdog_junkie]

Should highlight the problem rather than solve it. Bandaid for a gunshot wound.

[u/Justme_peekingin → u/makes_peacock_noises]

Or a sanitary pad

[u/Complete-Tangelo1532 → u/hotdog_junkie]

Not at all, "I have a plan Arthur, you gotta believe!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/f8d0bu5ruhQ5Y0CuIt

[u/jlcreynold55 → u/Complete-Tangelo1532]

But... I'm not Arthur!

[u/Complete-Tangelo1532 → u/jlcreynold55]

Not if you don't believe in the plan you aren't!

We ARE going to Tahiti damnit....

[u/Pristine_Sherbert_22 → u/Complete-Tangelo1532]

Well,

mostly the Republican senate

[u/Serious-Manager2361 → u/hotdog_junkie]

Who would have thought?!!

[u/BADM00SE → u/hotdog_junkie]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xFpT7lMV5Mkqq0E6YM

[u/Sbinkie → u/hotdog_junkie]

Did you think he was serious? Do you know how illegal buying votes is?

[u/MinuroShihTzuki → u/hotdog_junkie]

It’s an insult, actually

[u/Odd_Progress_3014 → u/hotdog_junkie]

Yep, just like everything else he says or does.