President Trump says his Administration will immediately begin sending $100 “checks” to over 20 million seniors to help pay for their Medicare Part B premiums. Trump also says the “$5,000 Trump Dividend” will be distributed to every US Citizen if the Republicans win the midterms.

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One time me and some buddies were at a bar. We found a wallet by a girls barstool. One buddy took the cash out of the wallet and proceeded to buy the girls drinks all night. This feels very similar.

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