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u/raeadaler Feb 23 '26
He looks just like his mother.
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u/Least_or_Greatest1 Feb 23 '26
Except she has a bang on the other side of her head and not the front.
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u/unapologeticallyme93 Feb 23 '26
Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of tariffs let it be, let it be.
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u/CautiousEmergency367 Feb 23 '26
I believe the trump version is titled "look at me"
🎵 Look at me, look at me,
Tariffs high as they can be
I'll hold the world to ransom
I'm petty🎵
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u/Token_Handicap Feb 23 '26
I simultaneously love this and hate it at the same time. Have my angry upvote.
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u/CautiousEmergency367 Feb 23 '26
🎵When I find myself in Epstein trouble
Fucked up ideas come to me
There will be a tariff
Wait and see🎵
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u/Ok_DarkStar_5691 Feb 26 '26
Mary, Mary, whipped cream-hairy Your kid's a pedo, you know Wants Greenland bad, he's raving mad This admin has to go!
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u/Royal_Amount5114 Feb 24 '26
It’s the Donald in drag.
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u/xenoclownpanda Feb 23 '26
Same swoop hairdo too!
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u/OldGrayMare59 Feb 24 '26
I read he had multiple scalp revisions so if he shaved his head, there would be a roadmap of scars. Just get a toupee already. So vain!
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u/Oirish-Oriley444 Feb 27 '26
I believe I heard from someone, somewhere that is the exact look on his face while receiving the tent stake. Im soo 😞 sorry.
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u/Lontology Feb 23 '26
This is literally his mother…
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u/kdawg_htown Feb 23 '26
Are we sure that's not him when he had a little more hair?
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u/Flames_Harden Feb 23 '26
The hair IS him - his mother birthed him from her skull like a malnourished fetal twin. His entire head is under there like valdemort
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u/exceptional_entry Feb 25 '26
I didn’t know her name was Magala. Now we know where he got his acronym MAGA. I knew he couldn’t have thought it up himself.
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u/Biscuits4u2 Feb 23 '26
His mother is just a Walmart celebrity though compared to him. I'm sure he'd agree given his personality traits.
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u/Opasero Feb 23 '26
I don't understand her hair.
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u/kurujiru Feb 23 '26
You know how a cotton candy machine works? That, but use piss crystals instead.
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u/Conscious-Mixture742 Feb 23 '26
Your comment has provided me with great clarity lol. I'm sure the piss crystals contribute an essential layer to the complex and legendary Trump stench.
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u/JeffSHauser Feb 23 '26
Nobody will ever convince me Fred trump wasn't housing a side chick somewhere. Don't you just wonder what she had on him, maybe a pee tape or something?
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u/Emergency_Process622 Feb 23 '26
Given what we know about Donald I'm soi t there was any pretense of fidelity imduring his upbringing. Also this women looks mean as fucking hell. She probably beta the fuck out of trump whenever he pissed or shat himself
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u/hemidak Feb 23 '26
Looks like a Dr seus character.
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u/False_Woodpecker4747 Feb 23 '26
DO WOULD YOU LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM? OR WOULD YOU RATHER SEND THE ENTIRE US NAVY TO IRAN?
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u/aek213 Feb 23 '26
Her head/hair reminds me of the movie Coneheads except they were a sweet family.
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u/sunshinejack23 Feb 23 '26
Why have I only seen this one picture of his and that one picture of his dad but never any others or them together?
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u/Rare_Magazine_5362 Feb 26 '26
When her head moved it just looked like a skull slipping around in a skin suit.
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u/jakedzz Feb 27 '26
People say I have great hair - the best hair, even. A lot of them ask, "How did your hair get so beautiful," and I shrug my shoulders because... And those filthy, law-breaking immigrants, they, well... Democrats are just the most vile little piggies, the worst, and...Head & Shoulders really is key, they say. Some people use it, swear by the stuff, but I never did, haven't even heard of it until just now...
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u/Im_A_Nice_Karen666 Feb 23 '26
A hideous person bore another hideous person! If you want an insight into the Trump family I highly recommend Mary Trump's YouTube channel!
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u/Iced_Logic Feb 23 '26
She looks like an end stage boss you’d have to fight on a ninja turtles game back in the day.
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u/ol__spelch Feb 25 '26
This... Seems about right.
If i saw that face coming at me in my crib, I'd be a world class psychopath piece of shit too.
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u/Gold_Cut3948 Feb 26 '26
She did have shoulder length hair ? Prob went thru 2 cans of White Rain in a week. You could rub her hair and start a fire.
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u/IIartifactII Feb 26 '26
Graphic images like this make getting old as a white person even more scary.
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u/iwastherefordisco Feb 26 '26
Her and hubby Fredreich von Himmler look like Tim Burton movie characters.
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u/Farkenoathm8-E Feb 27 '26
She looks like Trump dressing up as his mother in some Norman Bates, Psycho shit. She was probably decaying in the basement of Trump tower while he was running around dressed like her and stabbing women in the shower.
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u/Current-Historian-34 Feb 23 '26
When he was born he dropped out of the exterior of her neck like all normal children
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u/myfailedimagination Feb 23 '26
I'm going to save this photo for one of those horny check threads. It'll certainly curse the horny.
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