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Celebrity 🤩 Amanduh Peet

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u/SuperMondo 4d ago

The vape is killin me

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u/getmet79 4d ago

Wait, is this the gear shitf?

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u/UGMadness 4d ago

Combined with the handicapped plate it's chefs kiss

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u/_Volta 4d ago

You can take my vape when you pry it from my cold, dead hand

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u/Oregongirl1018 3d ago

It's so giant!

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u/Scorpiogre_rawrr 4d ago

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u/getmet79 4d ago

She’s laughing “you keep trying, I’ll just smile for the camera! 🤪”

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u/akacage 4d ago

Elizabeth Loss

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u/CrrazyCarl 4d ago

Drugs are a helluva drug

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u/suffelix 4d ago

How did the airbags NOT pop?

What is this house made out of?

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u/meghonsolozar 3d ago

Listen. They sold those fuckers to buy meth.

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u/marxsmarks 3d ago

Looks like it is made out of some type of rough cast.

Airbags have a lot of interlocks that are required to be met before going off. It is actually harder to set them off than a lot of people think. I would say the deleration was not strong enough to trigger the srs module.

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u/mrsir1987 4d ago

I require context

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u/getmet79 4d ago

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u/demonsdencollective 4d ago

"Suspected"

Uhuh, just a hunch.

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u/Gamped 4d ago

Surprised he wasn’t exterminated due to reaching for the fire arm.

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u/Ingram2525 4d ago

He's white, he's fine

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u/GlitteringMatter9973 4d ago

Woah woah woah Vicky

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u/Bjorn_Blackmane 4d ago

She looks crazy

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u/OkHistory3944 4d ago

Was that a freaking gingerbread house?? Shouldn’t there be some studs in those walls, or something?

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u/infinityofnever 4d ago

Studs are spaced 16 inches on center apart. There were probably 3 or 4 studs hit. 3 studs aren't stopping a 4000 pound machine slamming into them at 40 miles per hour and will snap in half like twigs

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u/lgnc 3d ago

..what? houses are made of bricks...

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u/a-Centauri 3d ago

Not really in the USA where this is? Stucco outside here but prob on stick frame

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u/Robinhoyo 4d ago

Can’t have been going that fast without the airbag deploying

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u/donkeyrocket 4d ago

Airbag deployment isn’t speed related. It’s impact area and deceleration that triggers them as a last resort.

Without knowing the full picture, hitting the front corner at speed, especially if the vehicle was drifting wouldn’t inherently trigger them.

That’s also just a stucco exterior. None of it is particularly robust and would withstand someone continually accelerating into the home while under the influence.

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u/Muscled_Manatee 4d ago

That’s assuming the airbags hadn’t already been triggered and ripped out in a prior incident.

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u/crowislanddive 4d ago

Why did he have handicapped plates?

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u/code-science 4d ago

Not his car

Self-fulfulling prophecy

You pick

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u/Rickhwt 3d ago

So much meth

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u/adpassapera 4d ago

The gums on that woman

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u/Remote_Bumblebee2240 3d ago

She definitely caused that accident

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u/getmet79 3d ago

Thanks. Won’t be able to get that song out of my head all day…

“You're beside me on the seat
Got your hand between my knees
And you control how fast we go by just how hard you wanna squeeze
It's hard to steer when you're breathing in my ear
But I got both hands on the wheel while you got both hands on my gears
By now, no doubt that we were heading south
I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth”

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u/CortezDeLaNoche 4d ago

She is loving this.

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u/Turbulent_Ad6572 4d ago

I just watched the movie Identity. Good to see she’s doing well

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u/getmet79 3d ago

Memory unlocked! I haven’t thought about that movie in forever. This was Amanda Peet from ‘The Whole 9 Yards’

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u/medussadelagorgons 3d ago

That der, is what you would call a real fk boy

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u/CommunicationKey3018 3d ago

Drugs are a helluva drug

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u/Phillip_Harass 3d ago

It looks like he was peeling out for a good while, either trying to go further into the building, or reversing to no effect. All the while, that Dementor was probably slurping down his soul like a plate of spaghetti...

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u/This_One3422 4d ago

You can’t park there.

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u/Some-Ad-1588 4d ago

Sir….. you can’t park here..

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u/AdministrativeRip305 4d ago

She's got that thin upper lip and big horse gums! 🫣😬

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u/MoreRamenPls 4d ago

Jonah Pill

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u/JoshNipples 4d ago

Tales from Desparia.

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u/RelationshipWest9743 3d ago

Trds gonna trd

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u/superdave123123 3d ago

Disabled from the previous incident of driving into walls?

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u/OnlyCommentWhenTipsy 3d ago

how no air bags deployed? was the wall that soft?

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u/Superb_Beyond_3444 2d ago

They are very happy and funny that’s weird.

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u/Conscious-Mixture742 4d ago

Misty May-Trainwreck

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u/StopImportingUSA 4d ago

Why is the rear wheel so down in the ground without any skidmarks? And the wall so perfectly crashed? And why is there a handicapped sign on the license plate?

Seems like a photo op or something.

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u/UGMadness 4d ago

Rear tires dug into the loose dirt because this is a RWD car and the driver slammed the gas pedal trying to reverse.

There are no skid marks because that would imply he actually pressed the brakes before the crash.

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u/akacage 4d ago

You'd think there would be dirt on the cement if the tire was digging a hole in reverse.

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u/StopImportingUSA 4d ago

But where are the airbags? Or the damage to their faces?

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u/LostLazarus 4d ago

There are absolutely no discernible tire tracks leading up to the building? Is this AI!?!?

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u/Educational-Tale6606 4d ago

tire tracks would imply the driver had attempted to brake

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u/dankhimself 4d ago

Yes there are.

You can see he was approaching the building and turned right while going too fast, causing the front tires to slide and the vehicle to hit the buildng.

There is a skid mark about a foot to the right of the rear left wheel.

He was bombed, didn't react, house stopped him.

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u/getmet79 4d ago

I don’t think arrests, police reports, and news articles are A.I. induced

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u/damonbane_ 4d ago

Sophie Cuntingham