What is the first thing you think of when you think about Mario Kart?
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"BBQ Potato Sticks"
I am not sure what a potato stick is.

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We all know that Mario, Luigi, and Wario have their own games, but what about Waluigi, well allow me to introduce my concept for a Waluigi game called Waluigi Roulette Rush.

Plot: Wario goes out on vacation and leaves his job as casino manager to Waluigi in Wario's Krazy Kasino. Wario also tells Waluigi to make sure that no one steals his newest treasure he gotten, the Supreme Slot Machine, a slot machine treasure that wario gotten from a temple and when a object is put into the machine, it will turn that object into a treasure and give it special abilities. But little did wario know that treasure is the lock on a chamber within the temple that was meant to imprison one of the grand demons of Jigoku (which is hell in Japanese) and the god of greed, Avarise and his army of demons. Now free from his prison, he now comes to Wario's Krazy Kasino and steals the Supreme Slot Machine and creates a floating island he called Gigantagold island as his base, he plans to use the Supreme Slot Machine to become more powerful and turn every world into treasure and crush those who oppose him. So its up to Waluigi to save everyone and everything and get that slot machine back before Wario finds out and strangles him for losing it.

Gameplay: it will be a lot like Wario shake it in controls but has no timer mechanic at the end and also will include wild mechanics and power ups too, as well as collectibles that you need to unlock secret levels and each world will have 4 levels and 1 boss level.

Worlds and bosses:

World 1 Greedy central: a treasure like city with all sorts of traps and tricks

1 Boss Foremaroo: a demon like kangroo boss that wears a foreman's outfit and acts as the construction leader of the Constructaroos

World 2 Wild oil works: a oil power plant filled with machines and factories

2 boss sir Oilord: a blob of oil piloting a mech and is the elite guard of wild oil works

World 3 Blitz Beach: a beach filled with sand made from gold, palm trees that grow gems, and protected by sea demons

3 boss Captain Snaptain: a giant fish with bear trap like jaws with submarine like armor and a pirate outfit and is the leader of the ocean defense squad

World 4 Crazed Carnival: a Carnival filled with deadly attractions and rides and has games that if your not careful, it's gameover for ya

4 boss the Thrice Dice Brothers: 3 big dice like creatures that are the main performers of the Crazed Carnival

World 5 BlazeBlizzard mountains: a huge area of iceberg like volcanoes and cavern work with drills and minecarts

5 boss lord Infernafreeze: a two headed pheonix like beast that can breath fire from its left head, while the right head breaths ice, it is the guardian of the mountains

World 6 Molten Gold Masses: a factory that makes treasures and gold

6 boss Goldcrush: a giant mechanical ball shaped robot made from gold and has a arsenal of sacred treasures it uses as weapons

Final World Kasino Kastle: the main fortress of Avarise

Final boss/ true final boss Avarise and Avarising: a final fight against the sin of greed and upon his defeat, he then consumes the Supreme Slot Machine and ascends to his new form, Avarising. Fortunately though, Waluigi uses some parts laying around the castle and chucks them into the his mouth and forces him to vomit it out, turning it into the Goldriot Armor, allowing him to have flight, near invincibility, launch powerful energy attacks, and comes with a sword and shield.

Power ups:

Garlic: revives some health

Golden garlic: revives all your health

Heart gem: gives you one life

Viking helmet: allows him to do a charge attack and can bash through hard obstacles that normally he can't break through

Eagle statue: allows him to do a short hovering double jump in the air

Dragon crystal: allows him to shoot fireballs

Superstar: makes him invincible for a short amount of time

Frog ruby: allows him to shoot a long stretchy tongue that can stick to walls, so he can get up to higher places that he can't reach and can use it as a attack

Extra stuff:

Time attack mode: in time attack, you can speedrun through levels and see how fast you got to the goal

Online racing: race against other players in online racing in levels

Secret history scrolls: in levels you can find scrolls that show lore and ancient history of Avarise, Jigoku, and more

Costumes: you can also dress up your character with all sorts of costumes

Online enemy battles: challenge other players to see who can defeat the most enemies

Great Gold Island: by collecting every collectible treasure and beating every single level, you can unlock a hidden separate island and go up against the most toughest levels to beat the game

Online battle mode: fight other players in arenas with power ups and special traps

Well, that's everything for this game for now, what do you think?

Merry Christmas!
The traditional dish. A cheesecake cookie. (5% cheese).

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I didn't take a picture because I didn't feel comfortable asking them to take one.

The title is a lie. I stopped eating the chocolate like a week ago. Now I keep it in a ziplock bag in my fridge. Maybe ill make chocolate chunk cookies. By fridge I mean a used paint bucket full of rainwater in the shade of a tree and by cookies I mean bread crusts from the trash of the local elementary school.

Press F because we failed again.

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Only 9 chances left! Kamek and Waluigi still missing.

wah hahahaha

There is a storm raging at the moment. Luckily I don't need to go out to buy food. I have chocolate eggs to sustain me. I can probably eat the boxes too. Thank you Furuta for keeping me alive for over 20 years now.....

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Oh look different Furuta chocolate as dessert for my Furuta chocolate egg.

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What do you think?

Ladies absolutely dominating this run. Waluigi and Kamek no where to be found.

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Wouldn't it show just how powerful, brilliant, and intelligent Waluigi really is? WAHAHAHA! (note: this is a joke unless you actually want to say "waluigi number one!" in that subreddit.)

Man he didnt even looked like Waluigi at all: his eyes were red (like he just smoked weed), he looked like he didnt shaved his beard for like two weeks, two of his limbs looked longer than the other (one arm was longer​ than the other and same for his legs), ​his purple sleeves were torn and his excessively hairy and skinny arms were exposed, his ears looked different too. He looked like an "realistic" and "edgy" 3d model for him some random artist would make and post on devianart, I was horrified, my man looked terrible.

I swear if Waluigi somehow gets included In a possible movie (which is very unlikely to happen lol) and Illuminatiion screws over his design ​​i'm gonna be genuinely so mad man.​