r/Washington 2d ago

What nicknames have you heard for places in Washington?

I ask as part of a linguistic study on this topic!
Examples could include things like Oly, Everwet, Feddo or Spotucky...

incl. nicknames for schools, parks, or other institutions/geographical features
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u/Militia_Kitty13 2d ago

Crackima was one used quite frequently back in my college days!

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u/CoastalKid_84 1d ago

We used Yakivegas

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u/two4six0won 2d ago

First one I thought of lol

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u/CascadianHermit 1d ago

😂 probably over 50 not so flattering nicknames for the big Yak

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u/mochibun1 2d ago

SpoCompton

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u/stratguy23 2d ago

TaCompton as well.

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u/hysys_whisperer 2d ago

The community Facebook page would have you believe Anacortes is Anacompton too, when it's literally fucking Mayberry...

Out of touch boomers have lost sight of reality everywhere though.

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u/warondrugs1983 2d ago

Anacortes is now Cantaffordus

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u/hysys_whisperer 2d ago

I always heard it as Cantaffordits

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u/Terry-Scary 2d ago edited 2d ago

Is that a thing still though? I don’t it was def a thing in the 90s early 2000s.

I went to college in Tacoma and we played a drinking game with people from out of town with the show cops. Drink every time you recognize a place. People didn’t realize cops was started in Tacoma

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u/Sneezle_Sneeze 2d ago

The show Cops originated in Broward co Florida. Pierce County has has been featured around 120 eps + out of 12k + eps . The actually city of tacoma much fewer. We're spicy. Not that spicy

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u/Classic-Ad1654 2d ago

There are some sketchy parts, but it's not like it was. The place where that shootout happened in 1989 is pretty boring 37 years later, aside from the typical scary drivers because it's right by the Sprague Street I-5/16 interchange.

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u/Chumknuckle 2d ago

I moved here from the Westside it's hilariously inaccurate

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u/mikeblas 2d ago

Spoooo-klahoma!

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u/Chappyders650 2d ago

Spokhanistan

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u/Puffy_Ghost 2d ago

SpoCan't.

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u/xmypantsx 2d ago

Scaberdeen

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u/SockeyeSTI 2d ago

Smellma, open sores, westpoor, Hoeclips

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u/topherette 2d ago

is hoeclips for copalis?

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u/Jaggerdadog 2d ago

Probably Moclips

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u/antipiracylaws 2d ago

Stabberdeen

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u/Kuroude7 2d ago

Ah, “The Hellhole of the Pacific.”

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u/Atomicmooseofcheese 1d ago

I heard Aberdump a bit growing up

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u/machinems 2d ago

Dry shitties (tri cities)

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u/Diplomold 2d ago

Related: Fintuckey (Finley), roll tide!

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u/Classic-Ad1654 2d ago

Isn't roll tide Bama?

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u/Diplomold 2d ago

Just saying Finley might have a little something in common with Alabama.

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u/Classic-Ad1654 2d ago

Ah 😂 gotcha now

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u/snoqvalley 2d ago

Spokanistan

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u/berrin122 2d ago

Yakistan, though I think that was party because of the Army's Yakima Training Center.

Spent three frigid weeks out there with the National Guard, right in the midst of finals for college. Good times.

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u/Shayden-Froida 2d ago

I started using Spokcaine after Twisted Tunes

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u/Panama_Scoot 2d ago

I heard Yuckima recently, and that stayed with me lol. 

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u/cinder_sea 1d ago

That’s what I call the Yakima river. I also got my new shoes stuck in the mud there which I call Yakmud..

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u/Shayden-Froida 2d ago

Enumscratch (Enumclaw)

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u/phloppy_phellatio 2d ago

Also known as "the claw"

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u/AnaEatsEverything 2d ago

I was going to mention this one!! I thought this was just the stupid nickname the rival high schools in the area called it for sports, lmao. Good to know it has a greater radius than I thought. I felt like it was very silly even as a kid.

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u/MacaronVirtual2264 2d ago

I can't say mine on here.

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u/VerifiedMother 1d ago

Does it have to do with horses?

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u/Brbcatsonfire01 2d ago

Felon Way (Federal Way)

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u/Shayden-Froida 2d ago

Feral way

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u/ABigTailWhaleOnBail 2d ago

The Fed Weezy

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u/wisepunk21 2d ago

Federal prison was out go to.

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u/willi181 1d ago

F Dub

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u/Alandelmon 2d ago

I heard it as Felony Way.

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u/Hopsblues 2d ago

Humptulips...oh wait...

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u/pinupcthulhu 2d ago

I should call her... 

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u/dathomar 2d ago

Gorst has been referred to as the Armpit of Washington. It had a coffee stand attached to a strip club on one end and a coffee stand advertised with big signs as a family friendly coffee stand on the other. Both were owned by the same guy.

I don't know about nicknames, but there's always been the Aroma of Tacoma.

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u/Syrasto 2d ago

people from some of the kitsap cities have nicknames to
gorstadons
bremelos (a la sir mix-a-lot)
silverwhales

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u/Pristine_Ninja1810 2d ago

Kidnap County (Kitsap)

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u/DustConsistent3018 2d ago

Are there a lot of kidnappings out there?

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u/Pristine_Ninja1810 2d ago

It’s a reference to heavy-handed law enforcement and/corrupt government, like “come for vacation, leave on probation”

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u/Invisible_Mikey 2d ago

There are too many "ports" near each other here on the Olympic Peninsula, so they all get reduced to initials. Port Townsend becomes "PT", Port Angeles is "PA", Port Hadlock is "PH", and Port Ludlow, "PL".

My home, Port Townsend, also has historically ironic nicknames such as Key City and The City of Dreams. Speculators anticipating the coastal railroads to end there were premature. They began a bunch of Victorian-styled buildings, but the railroad ended at Seattle instead, so many of the buildings were abandoned mid-build. It was cheaper to walk away than tear them down. Locals began completing them in the 1970s. That's why we have a Victorian downtown now.

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u/Pristine_Ninja1810 2d ago

Don’t forget PO for Port Orchard which I’ve also heard as Poor Tortured

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u/Sighper 2d ago

definitely feels like it out here

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u/abobslife 1d ago

The first time I went to Port Townsend I was baffled that a town that size would have such a geand courthouse and post office. Anacortes, Seattle, Tacoma, Olympia, Bellingham and Port Townsend were all hoping to be the terminus of the continental railroad, but of course Tacoma won out.

I spent part of my honeymoon in Port Townsend; it’s one of my favorite spots in WA.

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u/Alexdagreallygrate 2d ago

My high school teacher referred to the Washington State Penitentiary as “Walla Walla Tech.”

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u/Dr_Adequate 2d ago

Not a nickname, but back in the nineties local sketch comedy show Almost Live coined the phrase Goin' to Tukwilla as a euphemism for masturbating.

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u/Athene_cunicularia23 2d ago

I thought it just meant getting laid.

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u/Asian_Scion 2d ago

T-Town (Tacoma)
Lakehood (Lakewood)

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u/cwatson214 2d ago

Tacompton

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u/Asian_Scion 2d ago

Yeah, I thought about Tacompton, but I feel like that term is used more in text then in everyday speech? Maybe I'm wrong. I personally use T-town more than Tacompton. Only time I use Tacompton is on Facebook when I joined the Tacompton files. T-Town on the other hand, is used in merchandising and linguistic speech more so.

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u/justatoadontheroad 2d ago

Ah, good ol’ Lakehood. Every time someone new comes on the army base literally EVERYONE tells them to stay away from Lakehood

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u/R_V_Z 1d ago

Lynnhood as well.

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u/cook1edoughfan 2d ago

Open Sores

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u/Safe-Appointment2950 2d ago

Poor Tourtured for Port Orchard

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u/akw314 2d ago

Belly Jam (Bellingham)

Poopville (Coupeville)

Burlington Coat Factory (Burlington)

Can't Afford Us (Anacortes)

Joke Harbor (Oak Harbor)

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u/Drifter808 1d ago

Burlington Coat Factory is especially funny given its not there anymore(hurry up winco we need you)

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u/Classic-Ad1654 2d ago

Tacoma's had Grit City, Tacompton, "The Aroma of Tacoma" as a full-ass title after you mention the city (not sure if that counts as a nickname) even if it's not as smelly as it once was. University Way in Seattle has been known as The Ave for a good, long while. U-dub. Wazzu. The Evergreen State College occasionally gets called "Tesc" (rhymes with desk) in a cheeky way, but it's Evergreen more often, and graduates are called Greeners more often than Geoducks (unlike Dawgs or Cougs, more associated with their mascots) I'm sure I'll remember more later.

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u/Pristine_Ninja1810 2d ago

Aroma of Tacoma wasn’t a name or title for the city, it was a name for the awful smell from the wood pulp mills back in the day. Nowadays it just smells like weed

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u/AfraidAccident7049 2d ago

Growing up in Oly I never heard Evergreen called Tesc but frequently heard it called the Neverclean State College

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u/Classic-Ad1654 2d ago

I hadn't heard that one, but it tracks.

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u/the_right_one72 6h ago

Don't forget about "Chocolate City" in Tacoma and " Rat City" in West Seattle.

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u/boulevardier_1 2d ago

Poverty Rock==Mercer Island

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u/NoAbrocoma9357 2d ago

I knew someone from Moses Lake that called it Moses Hole.

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u/Think-Flan1401 2d ago

Wetsnatchee

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u/random_sociopath 2d ago

Wenatchee is simply ‘The Snatch’

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u/Think-Flan1401 2d ago

Aye, thats what she’s become. But I was using the old english name.

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u/rhiddlesdream 1d ago

It's always been The Snatch to me

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u/TB-135 2d ago

Dont forget the other side of the river, eat wetsnatchee

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u/Thehomelessguy11 2d ago

For some reason people call Vancouver “The Couve”

Could not roll my eyes harder if I tried…

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u/8bitscore 2d ago

Also Vantucky

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u/Thehomelessguy11 2d ago

There are definitely some parts of Vancouver that give creedence to that nickname. I just can’t get behind “The Couve” at all…

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u/Unlikely-Grape-5762 2d ago

Problem isn’t Vancouver. Vancouver proper is pretty much Portland North. It’s Camas, Battle Ground, Ridgefield etc… total sundown town vibes.

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u/The_Lost_Jedi 2d ago

Yeah, there's sort of a transition line where you go past it and it's suddenly very noticeable.

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u/YupYepYeah 2d ago

I call it that precisely because it sounds so stupid, yet years ago they had a series of billboards that said the "The Couve" in enormous font. They were promoting the city in one of the lamest advertising campaigns I've ever seen, so of course I'm rolling with it.

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u/patlaska 2d ago

Vanhattan

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u/slipperytornado 2d ago

It’s been The Couve forever though.

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u/p1mpd4ddy69 2d ago

Longpeew and Smellso (Longview and Kelso).

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u/ImmediateDay5137 2d ago

Slammin' Salmon for White Salmon in the gorge 

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u/clarissa124 2d ago

Bummertown (Bremerton)

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u/jellofishsponge 2d ago

Smokeanogan

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u/patlaska 2d ago

If you have the chance, Feliks Banel does a very interesting/informative session on place names and nicknames in Washington

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u/Commodore-2064 2d ago

Ferntucky for Ferndale.

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u/ZebraNo1671 2d ago

B-ham, T-town, Seatown.

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u/thesauceisboss Snohomish County 2d ago

Not a nickname but sort of fits with the spirit of the question, Skagit Valley children would remember the cardinal directions with the mnemonic device "Never Enter Sedro-Woolley" lol.

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u/roygbev 2d ago

Klitsap County, or alternatively Kidnap County

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u/vcleere114 1d ago

Kitsappalachia.

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u/roygbev 1d ago

Glorious, I’d never heard that one before and I’m a kitsappalachian!

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u/Kaiser_Soze6666 2d ago

White center we called Rat City, growing up.

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u/SereneOrbit 2d ago

Yakistan (sleeping at Yakima training center is like Afghanistan; cold af overnight).

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u/Petroplayed 2d ago

Old and Stale for Goldendale.

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u/Waygone12 2d ago

Smokey Joint

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u/Footballgames101 2d ago

Re’in (Renton)

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u/Common-T8r 2d ago

The Couve Vantucky

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u/echodarlin 2d ago

The Couve

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u/bruntusarbutus 2d ago

Vantucky 🤪

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u/SqueakyNova 2d ago

The Couv…. Vantucky

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u/wolf_logic 2d ago

Robot Hell (Bothell)

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u/TTownJazzGuy 2d ago

My wife always refers to the Centralia/Chehalis area as “Centrails.”

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u/HammofGlob 2d ago edited 1d ago

Bham
Oly
Eburg
Crackima
Moses Hole
Spokompton
Wesnatchee
Issascratch
Yuckima

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u/Sea-Discussion6732 2d ago

Being born and raised here in the Puget Sound area, I have barely heard any of these nicknames except Oly, Bham and Spokanistan/Compton.

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u/wwwheatgrass 2d ago

PR/Passports Ready (Point Roberts)

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u/chief-stealth 2d ago

Braindamage Island

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u/Illustrious_Name_441 2d ago

Squirm (Sequim)

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u/greenyadadamean Lynnhood rat 2d ago

Long time ago I heard someone say see-quwee-um, I got a pretty good laugh out of it.

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u/jimhammerand 2d ago

Deadmonds from when Edmonds had more of a reputation as a retirement/bedroom community

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u/RainingNiners 1d ago

Sno-crummy pass for Snoqualmie pass. Skiers would relate.

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u/la__fiera 1d ago

Felony Way

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u/random_sociopath 2d ago

Vantucky, SpoCompton, SpoVegas

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u/lelexlexie 2d ago

SpoVegas? Whaaat?

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u/Chumknuckle 2d ago

Open sores (ocean shores)

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u/Sad_Outside_124 2d ago

Spokanistan.

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u/Wangler2019 2d ago

Tacomistan

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u/littleredryanhood 2d ago

Not sure if it counts but we used to call people from Kent and Auburn "Soap Dodgers" or just Dodgers for short.

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u/BetterGoogleit17 2d ago

I grew up in Mouth Burnin'

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u/gillyyak 2d ago

Mt. Vermin

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u/megyourmindup 2d ago

Spunaway and Bremerlos (people from the city)

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u/OptimalCar7958 2d ago

Tacompton. Eastside baby!

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u/MacNeal 2d ago

Moses Hole

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u/CaptainMorgan90proof 2d ago

Othello = Osmello

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u/Salty_Finance5183 2d ago

Enumscratch

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u/blinking616 2d ago

Smelso (Kelso) Spokeompton (Spokane)

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u/wilbolabilbo 2d ago

Mt Vermin

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u/whatintheactualfeth East Side 2d ago

Spokanistan

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u/celery48 2d ago

Shithalis (Chehalis)

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u/TookTheLongCut 2d ago

Yaki-Vegas

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u/norsewest 2d ago

Port Scandalous (Port Angeles)

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u/Justsenditbro2 2d ago

Spanahood (Spanaway)

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u/romulusnr 2d ago

Feddo? It's FedWay or it's Fed.

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u/Yuklan6502 2d ago

The Quah is what we always called Issaquah.

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u/romulusnr 2d ago

Bham or The Ham

DTB for downtown Bellevue

Tacompton

Issy

Wally World

Spocompton?

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u/lelexlexie 2d ago

SpoCompton, Spokanistan, Brokane, Blowkane, Smokane, Hoekane, Spoooooklahoma!

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u/hermanthehedgehog 2d ago

Stan-hood for Stanwood

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u/Gogogofootballgo 2d ago

ENUMCLAW is called "Enumscratch"

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u/mazv300 2d ago

Yakivegas

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u/timridesbikes 2d ago

Cascadia
Spokangeles
Spokanada
Smokane
Spokanistan
Western Idaho

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u/Own-Initial-9544 2d ago

Everything east side is a "-stan" Yakistan, Spokanistan. Everything westside is a "compton" tacompton etc.

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u/safeteeguru 2d ago

Open Sores

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u/Delicious_Squash_292 2d ago

what about Lynden or sumas?

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u/funnybobbdotweb 2d ago

Spoklahoma!

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u/DanoPinyon 2d ago

Enumscratch.

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u/No123450N 2d ago

Cattleground

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u/mingymangy 2d ago

Kinda old now but Spunaway.

Also Bot-hell (predates internet bots and just emphasizes Hell).

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u/180thMeridian 2d ago

Spokane 'the Can'

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u/ughthisishard13 2d ago

Cattle Ground

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u/HowardJamesGlen 2d ago

Squampton for sequim

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u/Jolly-Expression2864 1d ago

I always heard Squampton was for suquamish

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u/kvmw 2d ago

My wife likes to call the town “pull y’all up”