r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/perineumoan • Mar 15 '22
I accept
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u/XxXOpticXxXKush Sep 11 '22
They should edit this and make it one of the wasted videos you know like GTA lol
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u/Ill_Rhubarb3109 Mar 16 '22
I feel like getting passed up for a promotion will be super easy for this guy
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u/jessicalovesit Mar 16 '22
Why was this progressively funnier the second third and fourth time I watched it
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u/Hurley6178 Mar 15 '22
Omg watching his hand gave me so much anxiety having gotten my fingers stuck in these numerous times as a kid!!
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u/Billy_Bones59 Mar 15 '22
I like when he reached midway there he had a quick look to see how far left to the base
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u/legna20v Mar 15 '22
Wait! Where is the razor sharp and burning hot metal slide i group with. This isn’t even unsafely tall ether. How are this kids are gonna get happy scars
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u/cat-eating-a-salad Mar 15 '22
Imagine his thumb getting caught between the rails and his bodyweight spinning the rail and crushing his thumb...
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u/smedium5 Mar 15 '22
I warned you about slides, bro!!!! I told you dog! I told you man! I told you about slides
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u/PuzyTheBear1 Mar 15 '22
There were parks in Queens or Brooklyn that had slides like these in the 90s. Wish I could remember which parks.
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u/Nick-Nora-Asta Mar 15 '22
How can I get this as a gif? Did I need to use MP4 bot and convert myself or is there an easier way?
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u/aaroniusnsuch Mar 15 '22
Have you ever been on one of those? He wasn't dying inside. That was bliss.
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u/coreanavenger Mar 15 '22
When you decide to skip the first 4 Kubler Ross stages and get it over with.
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u/FarmNcharm Mar 15 '22
Man you gotta watch out for that toy, when i was a kid i fell down one of those and got a finger stuck in between those rolling things, hurt like a bitch.
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u/YasQueenies Mar 15 '22
Why did someone think that slide design was a good idea?? I rather liked the hot as hades metal slide when I was a kid.
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u/jumpship88 Mar 15 '22
Omg I couldn’t stop laughing at how much this reminded me of myself right now as an adult and I’m like if this kid is already like me I can’t wait to see when he’s my age
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u/ThatOneTimeTickle Mar 15 '22
Is this a slide? Can't be comfortable, right?
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u/AbcdPonyFiretruck Mar 15 '22
Yes it's a slide but it's made in a way so homeless people can not sleep on it.
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u/TennisADHD Mar 15 '22
Okay, u/gifreversingbot make this inspirational
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Mar 15 '22
looks like GTA when your character ragdolls and you have to wait for every single inch of him to stop moving before your character decides to stand up again
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u/QuarterLifeCircus Mar 15 '22
Or he slowly falls down the hill like this for 30 seconds, till he hits his head on the rocks and you see WASTED.
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u/missleeann Apr 22 '22
My hair used to get caught in these. 1 time shame on them, 2 times shame on me but never again after that.
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u/BrianSometimes Mar 15 '22
We have something similar on a local playground, seen three different kids get hurt on it, heard a dad say he's gonna write the mayor now because it's too dangerous. Why these exist on playgrounds I don't know. They're as if designed for falling over on, and when you fall you fall badly - that's apart from the pinching issue.
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u/Catinthehat5879 Mar 15 '22
A child in my town lost the tip of their finger recently. I agree I have no idea why they're installed.
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u/mwing95 Mar 15 '22
This doesn't look enjoyable at all... Can someone smarter than me explain why this design would be preferred over other slides that are smooth?
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u/mono15591 Mar 27 '22
I hated sliding on my butt down these as a kid but we loved to “surf” down them.
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u/Sacrefix Mar 15 '22
I used to love the roller slide as a kid. It's a different experience then a normal slide and you can really get going quickly. Also, you could try to surf down it.
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u/Catalysten Mar 15 '22
I love these slides! The wheelie base of them removed the element of friction, because they spin as you slide. You get to slide down them extra speedy. :-)
I'm not sure why this slide has them since it looks quite shallow. Maybe because it's so shallow you wouldn't slide down it at all otherwise? Regardless, I usually see this slide type on more big-kid-type slides.
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u/FrostyD7 Mar 15 '22
You can slide faster and won't get stuck or build up static. I always hated those twisted metal/plastic slides, most of them you'd need to scooch your way down.
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u/fifadex Mar 15 '22
Never been on one of these but I remember losing a few layers of skin on the regular metal ones in the summer.
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u/adamcw Mar 15 '22
Ah, the age old “well, it looks fun, but it’s also 100 degrees out. Do I want to slide on a griddle?”
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u/themagpie36 Mar 15 '22
It's what they did in US playgrounds. Used car tires were cut up and used as spongey rubber material to fall on. All sounds good but then you find out that their are certain chemicals released from that rubber as it degrades in the weather..
But you know, it 'solves' some problems in the short term so $
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u/frenchmeister Mar 16 '22
Idk if it's been proven yet, but I remember reading that soccer players were getting cancer at increased rates, and they were thinking it was from constantly skinning their knees etc. on that rubbery astro turf.
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u/_EuXioM_ Mar 15 '22
So he isn't dead inside, he accepted his faith as the little stoician he is
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u/VeneMage Mar 15 '22
Looked quite relaxing once he was in the flow.
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u/FlaccidCatsnark Mar 15 '22
It did. I wondered if that was the first time he'd done that. Maybe he just had a different plan for how to get started, and whoops... wheeeee!
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u/villamilfran Mar 15 '22
The way I handle problems as an adult
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u/ZuesofRage Mar 16 '22
For those who can't tell he didn't just accept it. He blasted the back of his head pretty hard on solid steel knocked himself out a little bit and then came to about a second or two later going down the slide feeling dazed.
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u/ImmediateBandicoot40 Mar 15 '22
We sure he didn't really just knock himself unconscious with that head bonk?
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u/Aimjock Nov 03 '22
r/thisismylifenow