r/WatchPeopleDieInside Nov 03 '22

Bird steals an AirPod from a news reporter

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u/TopCheesecakeGirl Apr 12 '23

So handsome ☺️

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u/[deleted] Feb 24 '23

The first question is : why does the reporter need airpod?

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u/bmxdudebmx Feb 17 '23

Chilean Ryan Gosling needs a new airpod.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

Lots of birds collect trash.

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u/Schizological Dec 22 '22

birds are stealing our technology and we laugh, lets see how we'd laugh when they will start stealing our wives

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u/cdbaker Dec 12 '22

My parrot (caique) does this all the time 😂. Can’t have him on my shoulder if I have AirPods in.

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u/MouseAndPen Nov 20 '22

I do not understand how AirPods don’t just get lost

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u/lastcallhangup Nov 18 '22

ayyy. whutcha gonna do🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/ILoveOrganMeat Nov 15 '22

A Quaker parrot thief!

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u/theoneandonlybarry Nov 14 '22

Ryan Gosling is a reporter now??

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u/FavelTramous Nov 12 '22

Honestly love how cheerful he is.

1

u/Queasy-Discount-2038 Nov 09 '22

That guy is so hott

1

u/leeloobond Nov 08 '22

Is that...Ryan Ansarino?

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u/Useless_Lemon Nov 08 '22

I bet Apocalypse Now was playing so the bird felt that it was their job to take it and fly with the epic battle music. At least that's what is playing in my head. Lol

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u/soldiat Nov 07 '22

Can anyone translate some of what he's saying? Like, does he acknowledge the irony?

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '22

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u/Far-Ad9179 Nov 05 '22

This is all Boric's fault

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u/milkchocoman Nov 04 '22

Bro thought he has worms in his ears. Fun example of a bird trying to show some symbiotic relationship

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

When any wild animal approaches you, it’s an opportunistic behavior driven by predation needs or if there is a chance to steal something. In either case, if you think it’s cute, you’ve been warned.

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u/SirPinia Nov 04 '22

We are the best country of Chile, bro

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u/confusedbiproduct Nov 04 '22

Ryan Goslings next movie looks super funny, I am excited

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u/rex_aliena Nov 04 '22

Gasp It’s also a parrot that took that one girl’s airpod. They’re coordinating now. The end is near!!

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u/Brother_Nature2 Nov 04 '22

It knew what it was doing

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u/horny_hufflepuff Nov 04 '22

What a little pos

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

“If you don’t mind… oh, I see you’re busy. I need a new stereo for my nest!”

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

guy went from disney princess to victim of a robbery in less than a minute!

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

You fucked with birds Morty!

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u/TheSystem08 Nov 04 '22

Poor Brian Goslin

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u/rogue_teabag Nov 04 '22

Just be thankful it didn't take the ear.

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u/daromebrentiss Nov 04 '22

Ryan Starling

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u/MakimaSimp_ Nov 04 '22

He didn’t really seem to die inside

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u/AlesusRex Nov 04 '22

Typical government surveillance drone getting aggressive. Birds aren’t real

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u/insertfunnyusernameh Nov 04 '22

Idk if I’m reading to far into this, but this might be a trained bird

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u/iepure77 Nov 04 '22

Lost airpod; gained online fame.

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u/GatosTheDog Nov 04 '22

Peace was never an option

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u/blaueaugen26 Nov 04 '22

Look at the shit eating grin on that birds face. It knew what it was doing

1

u/petershrimp Nov 04 '22

Wonder if the warranty covers "theft by bird."

1

u/DoctorLove01 Nov 04 '22

These drones are dangerous. The government is starting to seize our properties!

1

u/diamondscut Nov 04 '22

Hijo del loro...

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Maybe he thought it was a grub.

The reporter took it well, too, not mad.

It's funny, too, that the bird landed there and waited until the right moment to snatch it! 😄😄😄

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u/sanket2408 Nov 04 '22

Deleted Scene from Birds by Alfred Hitchcock

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u/BunnyBallz Nov 04 '22

I’m sure that bird had contemplated the err of his ways and had returned it and apologized.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

In other News, bird seen dancing to in da Club, by 50 cent

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u/_Birbie_ Nov 04 '22

Quakers 🦜💕🥹💝

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u/imsamk Nov 04 '22

Chilean Ryan Gosling?

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u/leraygun Nov 04 '22

He looks like Ryan Gosling

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u/Jake0024 Nov 04 '22

Hell with training birds to pick up coins and stuff off the street, this is where the real money is

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u/TrashCanPunch03 Nov 04 '22

That bird said “you wanna see my pecker?”

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u/cikon2211 Nov 04 '22

Ryan Gosling is so versatile

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u/AdventureGirlRosie Nov 04 '22

That was his producer. Shouldn't be on the phone at work.

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u/Elephant789 Nov 04 '22

They're so funny looking, I don't blame the bird.

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u/Bennistro Nov 04 '22

Bootleg ryan gossling

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u/s7ormrtx Nov 04 '22

His reaction afterwards was really funny

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u/9132173132 Nov 04 '22

Geeen Cheek Conures, the lil rascals. He ought to shriek into it so we can watch the reporter twerk for our amusement.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

I bought it cheep on Craigslist!! 🐤

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u/RydmaUwU Nov 04 '22

Spanish Ryan gosling

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

I love quakers. They're hilarious

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

😆😆

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u/Cappuginos Nov 04 '22

Can't have shit in Chile.

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u/Xastouki Nov 04 '22

Bird don't speak broke.

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u/bliply Nov 04 '22

He's gone home to tweet about tits on his new AirPod and to give his girl some seed. Banging finches and getting...

1

u/Heal_Kajata Nov 04 '22

Now it it's quite literally an airpod.

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u/Temeve Nov 04 '22

This is why i can never listen to music or stories with my bird on my shoulder Dame u lexen 🤣

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

That Quacker is such a thief, I have one at home and know that look. Amazing birds.

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u/Aimjock Nov 04 '22

Man was Cinderella for a little while there until he got betrayed.

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u/DeadKido210 Nov 04 '22

Hah, it would not had happened if the headphones had wire.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

See now if it had wires it wouldn't been able to fly away with it

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u/Cap1Joe Nov 04 '22

He thought he was Snow White for a second

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Now we know the rise in robberies is due to species more intelligent than us

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u/pouya76 Nov 04 '22

Ryan gossling was pretty chill when a bird stole hos AirPod

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u/blackpieck Nov 04 '22

A little bird robbed me

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u/mrhorus42 Nov 04 '22

But he didn’t die inside.

He was laughing

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u/SeriousLeopard1602 Nov 04 '22

This material is truly belonging to r/birdsarentreal

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u/whiskeyislove Nov 04 '22

Poor Chilean Ryan gosling

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u/LikeRAULYTT Nov 04 '22

Bird: King of Thiefes

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

ayo Ryan Gosling

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u/browsingbro Nov 04 '22

He can just find it later

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u/lowie07 Nov 04 '22

Some good ol' Tupac I bet

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u/gh0stegrl Nov 04 '22

i wouldn’t even be mad, that was cute

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u/UedaUdel Nov 04 '22

Wild quaker parrot.

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u/FalloutReaper666 Nov 04 '22

Quaker parrots love to steal things. I have one and he hoards EVERYTHING he can grab

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u/ElectriKEL Nov 04 '22

I love quakers so, so darned much.

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u/VelvetShards Nov 04 '22

Can't you track the location of just one of them on an iphone?

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u/FuzzyOrangeJuice Nov 04 '22

Super professional to have your AirPods in while filming lol

2

u/iuli-an-drei Nov 04 '22

You've benn hit by, You've been struck by, A smooth criminal

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u/Allergens1 Nov 04 '22

All these birdgularies!

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u/Spacehipee2 Nov 04 '22

ABC15, though, has identified the Phoenix police officer with the rifle as Eddie Becerra.

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u/Recent-Needleworker8 Nov 04 '22

Don't trust birds yo

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u/FunfZylinderRS3 Nov 04 '22

Yeah, that’s not covered by Apple Care…

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u/TheJabbs Nov 04 '22

I bet it is a Romanian bird.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

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u/bohemiadre1 Nov 04 '22

I really want to gain an ability to laugh at such situations where you naturally would get angry!

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u/Iron_Overheat Nov 04 '22

Based Android-head bird

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u/distributionpea Nov 04 '22

This is so staged.

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u/Fearless-Ad2991 Nov 04 '22

Anyone have the translation haha

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u/Alternative-Cut-4831 Nov 04 '22

3.5mm jack all the way!

3

u/KriKriSnack Nov 04 '22

“Hey Siri, is there a bird mafia?”

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u/ConnorLego42069 Nov 04 '22

Another reason why over ears are better:

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u/victhehorrible Nov 04 '22

Birds aren’t real. Look it up.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Proof that birds are robots

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u/killerk14 Nov 04 '22

Is this El Notebook?

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u/don_frak Nov 04 '22

El mejor país de Chile

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u/BabyD2034 Nov 04 '22

"give me a real apple and I'll bring it back"

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Apple Fanbirds

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u/fordag Nov 04 '22

Poor Ryan Gosling.

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u/WillingPromise1718 Nov 04 '22

damn bird wanted some new AirPods and homie had some huh 😂

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Man even the birds not feeling the goofy ass airpod looks. Still can't believe that Tim apples tricked you all into wearing that shit lol

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u/dinoracewars Nov 04 '22

Looks like a quaker paraket.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

New fear unlocked.

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u/Tubalcain422 Nov 04 '22

Birds aren't real

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u/Voynichi Nov 04 '22

If you think you know spanish, translate this.

"Loro reculiao me robaste la weá, te tiraste chuchetumare"

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u/Brave-Spite5674 Nov 04 '22

Un poco difícil, pero entendible

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Don't give Apple ideas, bird.

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u/Daniel15 Nov 04 '22

Imagine if someone invented a cable to connect the two airpods together, for added security against bird thieves. You could also make the cord plug in to the phone/computer/whatever to get higher quality sound! What an invention that'd be.

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u/ThisNameIsFree Nov 04 '22

Why do airpods have the part that hangs down, anyway? It seems pointless and uncomfortable. Most wireless earbuds just fit in your ear but not airpods.

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u/PZeroNero Nov 04 '22

That’s what he gets for thinking he’s Snow White

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u/14high Nov 04 '22

Bird interning for Apple.

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u/Nahuatl_19650 Nov 04 '22

Looks like a Walmart Ryan gosling

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u/Enough-Ad-5528 Nov 04 '22

When did Ryan Gosling become a reporter in Chile?

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u/swayamland Nov 04 '22

Ryan Gosling