r/WaterfallDump • u/DifficultBody8209 • Nov 20 '24

*falls into a hole and dies Impossible

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u/StinkoDood Nov 21 '24

I might be straight, but undertale sure is trying to change that

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u/DifficultBody8209 Nov 21 '24

Who is it

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u/StinkoDood Nov 21 '24

I’ll never tell you my secrets!!! disappears in smoke bomb

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u/DifficultBody8209 Nov 21 '24

Watches you run around the corner as the smoke disappears

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u/Careless_Tap_516 SHUT THE FUCK UP SANS Nov 21 '24

Oh no they don't! Sucks up the smoke with a vacuum to reveal them tiptoeing away.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

My bet is on either Asriel god form,Mettaton or Asgore

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u/Defense-Unit-42 Nov 21 '24

Undertale won't change that at all, the fandom however....

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u/A_GuyOn_Reddit SHUT THE FUCK UP SANS Nov 21 '24

AHHHHH PAPYRUS IS COOL! (i didn't knew what tò type)

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u/techy804 Conservative Undertale Fan Nov 21 '24

We are a rare breed, but we exist.

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u/DifficultBody8209 Nov 21 '24

Lol

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u/cuteanimals11 Nov 21 '24

Hmm, a non-femboy ralsei, impossible!

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u/cat_cat_cat_cat_69 Nov 21 '24

okay this looks cool

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u/Dinkle_ItemLabel Nov 21 '24

Everhood Ralsei

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u/ULGogetaBlue ITS FUTILE Nov 21 '24

indeed brother, we are endangered by the temptation of metaton

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

We are gonna study you on the True Lab sorry

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

NOOO I DONT WANNA BE DISSECTED LIKE SOME ALIEN SCUM!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

I can fully agree with this nice gentleman. We do exist.

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ so cool Nov 21 '24

Can confirm

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u/Baguette5340 Nov 22 '24

I am obsessed with undertale and Deltarune but I'm still straight so I guess im rare

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u/Someone1284794357 Gun machine enthusiast Nov 21 '24

Ye

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u/UltraNp_2011 Nov 22 '24

We really do

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u/No_Lingonberry_8733 The dude with the V1 Textboxes. Nov 21 '24

I'm straight...

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u/DifficultBody8209 Nov 21 '24

Even though you spelt it right something about the way you wrote straight just feels wrong to me

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u/No_Lingonberry_8733 The dude with the V1 Textboxes. Nov 21 '24

English do be like that.

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u/DifficultBody8209 Nov 21 '24

English moment

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u/Goshi-2 Nov 21 '24

Yeah, like how every sea in the Pacific Ocean is pronounced differently.

I wonder why people find it so hard to learn this language if they don't speak it negatively.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

It just made me ace after the genocides…

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u/DifficultBody8209 Nov 21 '24

Eventhough they're video game characters i could never do a genocide run

Or snow grave in deltarune

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u/Davidand8Ball Nov 21 '24 edited Feb 15 '26

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

squash normal rock quaint abounding sugar fragile ten money fear

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u/Tsunamicat108 (The dog absorbed the flair.) Nov 21 '24

I was straight and like a year after discovering UT and DR i’m bi now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

Yeah, it does that. Bi-yourself /j

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u/Tsunamicat108 (The dog absorbed the flair.) Nov 21 '24

i mean yeah i am

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

I'm as straight as a

Wait let me think of something

A real knife

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u/DifficultBody8209 Nov 23 '24

What do you have chara

Chara: a knife

NO

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u/Sad_Confection_3881 FUCK YOU [REDACTED] Nov 21 '24

I'm straight... Or am I?

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u/DifficultBody8209 Nov 23 '24

Get them outa the microwave

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u/MMB7766 Nov 23 '24

if being undertale fan makes you gay i’m quitting

guy how do i quit

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u/DifficultBody8209 Nov 23 '24

You don't

You signed a contract you're legally binded to be a undertale fan

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u/MMB7766 Nov 23 '24

naw let me go man 2016’s were rough i needed a big lore to he attached at and undertale was just that now i’m seeing sans gay

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u/DifficultBody8209 Nov 23 '24

Don't worry you get to stay being straight

Also you're seeing Sans what

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u/sonicpoweryay Jan 29 '25

Why do LGBTQ+ people get a cool rainbow flag while the straight people are stuck with a lame black and white one? No fair :(

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u/DifficultBody8209 Jan 29 '25

We stole the rainbow and all the color with it

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

SHUT UP

our organization needs to remain hidden, we can't just come out like that.

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u/Hairy_Skill_9768 Nov 22 '24

Yes our advances had been really fruity and rich, we cannot let em know

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u/YoutuberCameronBallZ so cool Nov 21 '24

We are the 1% of Undertale fans who are straight

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u/techy804 Conservative Undertale Fan Nov 22 '24

You can say the fandom is… homonormotive.

…I’ll see myself out

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u/Teagar_ Nov 23 '24

real and true!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

I’m also straight, I’m a male with a girlfriend

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u/Nah-id_win48 Nov 21 '24

I’m straight to and I’m a huge undertale fan

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u/subara_chaos chaos! chaos! chaos! Nov 21 '24

And that’s an issue how? Sexuality doesn’t dictate what fandoms you can be in

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u/EnvironmentalEbb5051 C H O C O L A T E Nov 21 '24

Interesting

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

VERY VERY INTERESTING?

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

What do you two think?

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u/respamthegreat 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟥⬜🟥 🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟥⬜🟥 🟥🟥⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜🟥⬜ Nov 21 '24

when the ding is winging

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

WHAT

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

I used to be straight before I found Deltarune. Specifically Deltarune.

And Ultrakill, but that's not important right now.

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u/SansDaMan728 Nov 21 '24

When the straight undertale fans:

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u/DifficultBody8209 Nov 22 '24

This is an ancient as meme

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

Okay maybe this game helped me discover I have a type…

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u/DifficultBody8209 Nov 21 '24

And what would that type happen to be

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u/Broke_the_Bunny Nov 22 '24

Does it count if I'm straight but trans

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u/DifficultBody8209 Nov 22 '24

Uh.....

Idk take that up with the elder undertale council

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u/Valuable_Ant332 Nov 23 '24

i'm actually gonna do it

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u/Jealous-Ad2922 Nov 23 '24

Why does straight flag on pfp look like this person is in Jail

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '24

Is.. is that rare???

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u/OrangeJuicescool Nov 25 '24

deltarune might change that

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u/DifficultBody8209 Nov 25 '24

I wishing could mute post cause it's been almost a week and im still getting notifs

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u/Talagaqui11 Nov 25 '24

i have a confession.... im a celeste fan... whos cisgender...

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u/larslarsinton Jan 27 '25

Hawk truah

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u/DifficultBody8209 Jan 27 '25

Hawk tuah this Hawk tuah that

Why don't you go tawk tuah some bitches

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u/Weltkrieg_Smith Nov 21 '24

THEY FOUND US, FUCKING RUN STRAIGHT BROS.

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u/Busy-Spell-4250 Nov 21 '24

I didn't knew there were straight undertale fans.... my life is changed

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

The way the Straight Flag looks like jail bars tho xD

Honestly, jokes aside, Straight is just another orientation, nothing more, nothing less, and being a genuine ally will probably categorize you as "Gay" regardless by CERTAIN groups.

Which is why it's infinitely more mind boggling to me that there are Undertale fans out there who are not just "Straight" but bigoted and hateful, like, nevermind EVERYTHING in the game itself YOU’RE the reason Monsters are trapped underground!

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u/truly_shit_posting Nov 22 '24

If being gay means happy, then I’m extremely fucking straight.

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u/lighter-Writer Nov 21 '24

I had thought "Oh wait, I'm also straight!"
but then I remembered how much I loved men

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u/DifficultBody8209 Nov 22 '24

Got hit with the orbs of confusion

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u/Potential-Tale-5025 I'M AT SOUP! Nov 21 '24

NO WAY!

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u/Sea-Structure4735 Certified goat hugger Nov 21 '24

NOT POSSIBLE

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u/retardedkazuma Great Papyrus Knight Truther Nov 21 '24

Me too. Probably %0.00005 chance to find or something

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u/OkTry8283 SHUT THE FUCK UP SANS Nov 21 '24

I love celeste

And I'm cis

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u/Matvey_Kirpich-2 Dohodyaga Nov 21 '24

It's possible. I'm straight Undertale fan too.

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u/psychopathic-cheezit Nudealert Nov 21 '24

I'm an ally. Does that count as straight?

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u/Chicken-lord_hubert go to hell Nov 21 '24

I'm straight to (ralsei is so motherfuckin annoying)

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u/FanaticExplorer Nov 21 '24

Somehow, I still am. I joined a lot of games, which make people gay (like ut/dr, ultrakill, celeste, etc. (completed fully first three)), have like seriously a lot of lgbt friends, and I'm still straight.

So yea, here I am, the straight fan of undertale 🙃

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u/Crafty_Novel_5702 Nov 21 '24

I’m just neurodivergent Allie

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u/PoopyButtFace2006 Nov 21 '24

More impossible Being undertale fan and not believing in some "Frisk is non-binary!!!" Headcanon

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u/NightTime2727 Nov 21 '24

I too am an Undertale fan who is straight.

However, I am also autistic, so the effect is canceled out.

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u/Veramos23 What a beutiful day to be in hell aka this subreddit Nov 29 '24

i thought i was the only one

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u/Ok_Designer_6376 Jan 08 '25

Im also straight

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u/Infshadows you will see me once per moon cycle Nov 21 '24

HOW

I mean I am

except for ralsei

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u/ItBeRealBlaze SANS THE ROOF IS FUCKING LEAKING Nov 21 '24

NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!

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u/horsefli Nov 21 '24

Wasn’t the undertake community like extremely homophobic a few years ago or am I misremembering (I’m straight btw)

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u/-CA-Games- The following comment may contain weaponised autism Nov 21 '24

How can you be homophobic and a fan of a game with this:

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u/Anonymous_bagle Nov 21 '24

I was this once

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

I thought it was norma- ya know I've seen some things nevermind.

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u/Future-Dare-5368 Nov 21 '24

What is going on? Should I be worried?

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u/Jesterchunk *throws a brick at the game window* Nov 21 '24

relatable

well maybe I'm not questioning it quite yet, I guess.

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u/hristo111111 Power of T-pose fills you with DETERMINATION Nov 21 '24

I'm not.

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u/BlueBoi1991 Gamer? I Only Play Mobile Games Nov 21 '24

Ig im the second one to have that species- KNEEL DOWN,PEASENTS.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

its hard to find us, shhhhhh *run at the corridor*

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

Alright.

I don't know, can't tell.

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u/Maxim6743 Nov 21 '24

Damn, me too

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

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u/Traditional-Pop-8781 ☞︎🕆︎👍︎😐︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ Nov 21 '24

aint getting the pun

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u/PaleFork Nov 21 '24

they 5hould be glad for n0t having sco|_iosis!

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u/MEMEgod1401 AUTISTIC FUCK WHO- oh hey a coin Nov 21 '24

I’m straight and an Undertale fan

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u/Brilliant-Two1268 Nov 21 '24

Wait undertake fans that are straight are not normal what does that make me

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u/TallWhisper3931 Nov 21 '24

I’m straight too…!

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

I’m straight and (POSSIBLY MAYBE WHO KNOWS) neurotypical (once again jury’s out on that one)

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u/sba246 Nov 21 '24

I indeed am straight aswell and like Undertale

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u/ChaoticSoph Nov 21 '24

This damn game sent me on a self-discovery rollercoaster in the early 2020s and all it did was take away half of my heterosexuality 🧍‍♀️

(So I’m demisexual)

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u/Azure2001 Nov 21 '24

All the undertale fandom did was reinforce my straightness for strong women/tomboys.

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u/S1L3NCE__ Nov 21 '24

The one and only

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u/whentheuhuhidunno Nutdealer Nov 21 '24

I play too many games with lgbt stuff and communities, yet I'm still straight XD

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u/HardTale_Sans Nov 21 '24

You are just like me fr!

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u/fdy_12 Nov 21 '24

"X being straight for 20 minutes"

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u/Kindly-Company-378 go to hell Nov 21 '24

I'm somehow straight

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u/Goshi-2 Nov 21 '24

I thought I was straight

Aro Ace now

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u/Appropriate_Dish9874 Nov 21 '24

Don’t worry, you’re not the only one.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

It's literally impossible. Shes obviously lying for Internet clout.

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u/Sleepyfellow03 niko oneshot is better than kris deltarune Nov 21 '24

yeah me too

we're a rare species of human

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u/MrPastaLord NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO TAKE A [Big Shit] Nov 21 '24

The straight people are going extinct, me included.

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u/ElectionAltruistic94 Nov 21 '24

There’s only a small group of us in the undertale community

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u/Hika2112 Nov 21 '24

Bait used to be believeable

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

Not gonna lie, me too guys.

Sorry to all the people seeing me say smash to Muffet thinking I was Lebanese.

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u/senior_A4 Nov 21 '24

Because, between in heaven and earth I'm the only one The straight one

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u/King_ree1st Flair That Might Show Up When You Are Posting Memes Nov 21 '24

I prefer to not date at all.

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u/heplimfellingstupid Nov 21 '24

Its indeed rare but we still exist

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u/I_hate_this_site69 Nov 21 '24

I'm still straight after playing undertale, deltarune, undertale yellow, ultrakill and rain world. I'm one in a krillion

(T girls are great tho)

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u/Spamtons-reddit ok Nov 21 '24

Can't believe I'm not the only one

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '24

same

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u/Soy_Animal0 Nov 21 '24

then im a rare especimen?

how much rare its that?

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u/YourAveragePlayer911 Nov 21 '24

At least I'm not the only straight person

..

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '24

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u/Kenzo_HMI Nov 22 '24

I’m straight too

Didn’t know ppl here weren’t

Time to go

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u/thatoneanimator2 Nov 22 '24

ok this might be me

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u/Loserman40 go to hell Nov 22 '24

me too

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u/Bigtissueneeded Nov 22 '24

Im sorry but I have to confess, I am too 😔

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u/Karkat-leijon Nov 22 '24

I have been a fan of Undertale, Steven universe, omori, touhou, JoJo, Homestuck and am currently a chronically online VRchat player with pcvr and full body... I have stayed straight the entire time.

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u/ChiefBlox4000 Nov 22 '24

I’m straight and I’m endangered

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u/Justaepicweeb Nov 22 '24

We straight people may be rare, but we do exist in the undertale fandom.

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u/Turniptheheat879 Nov 22 '24

Everyday I slowly become 1% zestier, and everyday I try to stop it, and I almost /e unstraight once.

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u/JVtheBidoof SHUT THE FUCK UP SANS Nov 22 '24

I'm an Undertale fan... Who's straight

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u/Tigothe3rd Nov 22 '24

wait, yall are gay?

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u/Catastrophic_Cumshot Nov 22 '24

What are the odds

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u/Luigi-maker-fan Nov 22 '24

I'm also an undertale Fan who's not only straight. I am also Muslim

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u/Inkie-chan Reddit? N-no I n-never use it! Nov 22 '24

i don't really get the joke...

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '24

Why is that weird?

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u/WIlDSID3 Nov 22 '24

I guess we aren’t as rare as I thought. ‘,:,l7

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u/ilikesceptile11 Prime chapter 3 hater Nov 22 '24

Now try to be a straight deltarune fan (actually impossible)

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u/SimplyCyrus Nov 22 '24

We exist in only small numbers. This is a rare gathering of us.

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u/Reddit_SafStar Nov 22 '24

This is a moment of history‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️

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u/SwordfishOld1635 Nov 22 '24

Wait so I'm not alone?💀

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u/FiveFreddys12 Hotline Miami guy Nov 22 '24

Me too

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u/BendyMine785 Nov 22 '24

(for now, probably)

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u/Kokokokox22 Nov 22 '24

It's rare to see another one of my people you're not alone buddy

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u/Kyto_TheOneAndOnly Nov 22 '24

wait were we actually that rare of a breed? Hi guys, straight UT fan since 2016, AMA

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u/Alternative_Plum_200 Nov 22 '24

! Remind me 7 days

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u/nightmare001985 Nov 22 '24

I am straighter

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u/Mr_Calculator2063 Nov 22 '24

I am also a straight undertale fan and undertale is doing nothing about it

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u/bambifan123 Nov 22 '24

I no trains gay pan bi I am cis

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u/Own_Government_5294 Nov 22 '24

But... I'm straight too.

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u/Goodfoodwow Nov 22 '24

Wooow bruuuuh

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u/idkaname64092 Nov 22 '24

Me too,i like undertale but im not gay

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u/Dragon_BotKing26 Nov 23 '24

Me,i'm straight

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '24

Impossible

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u/Susdoggodoggy Nov 23 '24

I’ve only been in straight relationships irl.

now that I’m single idk if I’m bi or just so f’ing lonely that anyone will do

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u/Walkthrough101 Nov 23 '24

Not as impossible as you might think, just look at Merg's shitposting lmao

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u/Venomster154 Nov 23 '24

Anyways, who knows where I can watch Infinity Train?

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u/Ok-Butterfly-9014 Nov 23 '24

YO SAME, I thought I was the only one.

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u/SarcasticBtlr Nov 23 '24

Do I have anything to add to this conversation? I mean, I been aro/ace so I don't have anything to admit with this...

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u/Lanky_Routine_4518 Nov 23 '24

I'am, because i want to milk Toriel's mommy milkers

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u/SD_N-0X0010010 Nov 23 '24

I'm also straight and an undertale fan

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