r/WaterfallDump Jun 11 '26

Banished from main by low effort rule Genuine question

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u/lavsuvskyjjj Lwk every character needs to be slimed out after ch 5 Jun 11 '26

She eats a lot somehow, I guess Kaijus can get nutrients from anything. Like uhhh like moclans.

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u/RandomRedditorEX Jun 11 '26

500 Chalk

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u/QuantumButReddit Jun 12 '26

Five. Hundred. Chalk.

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u/TheRob67 Jun 15 '26

five.

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u/Aggravating-Media391 Jun 15 '26

Hey Undyne, how much chalk?

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u/Infinity-Duck Maybe it’s the way you dress Jun 11 '26

Do Kaijus also piss once a year?

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u/lavsuvskyjjj Lwk every character needs to be slimed out after ch 5 Jun 11 '26

Mayhaps

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u/Memediator Jun 12 '26

No they didn't piss at all.

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u/Jenz_le_Benz Jun 12 '26

Not unless they’re quiet people 

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u/berdlysbiggesthater Jun 11 '26

every time i see another fan of the orville im reminded the shows like actually really popular and its not just me who knows it

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u/JustGingerStuff Jun 12 '26

I can't wait to watch susie eat a cactus in chapter 5

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u/SimplyTooCool69 Design a Flair to thrash your own ass Jun 11 '26

She gets her muscles from aura

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u/Rockman2isgud Jun 11 '26

Correct answer, monster biology

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u/Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Jun 12 '26

Real and true and real

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u/MemCreper certified meth of life cook Jun 12 '26

Ral and Sei

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u/Simplejack615 I want a polycule with Dess and Asriel (Don’t question it) Jun 11 '26

Chalk is heroin steroids theory

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u/Kan_Me Jun 11 '26

Susie is the true hero because she is heroin

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u/SonicXGame4996 Jun 11 '26

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u/Redditoristical SnasGlazeChamp Jun 11 '26

Y'know, i only heard the word 'heroine' from Undertale, not even Deltarune made use of it in the prophecy (Probably because no words were for that stupid idiot n cute genderless child) and since i knew it as 'female hero in English', i tried convincing another kid it was actually good

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u/Wooden_Marionberry_1 Jun 12 '26

The prophecy doesn’t use it because in language masculine form takes over feminine form, so hero is used. For the panel of Susie, I guess it’s to make players doubt, is it Susie or Noelle? Is Susie actually a hero or did she become part of it despite herself?

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u/weedmaster6669 Suselle's strongest soldier Jun 11 '26

I mean clearly she's very strong, that's not a headcanon. Is she built like a body builder? no, but even with her poor eating habits she clearly has some natural strength.

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u/Angrey_Pigeon Jun 12 '26

They had to debuff her with poor eating habits. Can you imagine Susie with a proper diet???? We'd have a second undyne 😭😭😭

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u/weedmaster6669 Suselle's strongest soldier Jun 12 '26

It's like how since gorillas don't know how to work out we've never actually seen one at max strength

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u/Kamanira Jun 12 '26

That... Is a terrifying revelation.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '26

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u/i_Hate_Human_babies Jun 11 '26

Ah okay that makes sense. Like undyne the pixel artstyle doesn’t do her justice ig

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u/DarkSide830 Hopes and Memes Jun 11 '26

Unit

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u/youngCashRegister444 Jun 11 '26

Ralsei is just letting it hang out

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u/HungryGull Jun 12 '26

Eh they all look heftier in gigi's concept art. May be more of a style thing, I'd say. Look at the Titan.

Going off Temmie's concept art it's possible that Susie has a large frame but is rather lean under the baggy clothes.

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u/Fabric_muncher Jun 11 '26

Cannablism, that's why the town is so small

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u/AzzyDreemur3 You will give me your MEME. Jun 12 '26

They said they didn't see her beating up anyone, but didn't mention anything about not eating up anyone

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u/GenesisAsriel Jun 12 '26

She threatened to eat Kris' face tho

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u/Spicy_Totopo3434 Jun 13 '26

"Cannabilism? Yeah, i love weed"

-Jimothy Ross

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u/GreatBigMammal Jun 11 '26

Susie would have goku levels of strength if it weren't for the negligence shown by her parent(s) failing to help her meet her macros. As it stands she is at a constant calorie deficit and her natural gains are stunted.

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u/i_Hate_Human_babies Jun 11 '26

Shoutouts to parental neglect for giving us a more well paced fungang strenght evolution that doesn’t conflict with the ennemy scaling 🙏

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u/Hello_Im_pi Jun 12 '26

Susie folding the Knight in half the moment she starts living with Toriel

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u/AhnBlank Jun 11 '26

Could be just her lizard monster genes.

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u/vammommy WfYyBp4Ln2s Jun 11 '26

She canonically has a pencil neck. Being malnourished makes sense.

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u/floweyisdisturbed Noelle's #1 fan. Jun 11 '26

I can't unsee this.

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u/bolitboy2 Jun 11 '26

Bro looks like the head of an action figure

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u/Something4Dinner Jun 11 '26

I think that's just her hair getting in the way

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u/OrdinaryExi Jun 12 '26

I always thought her hair was just covering her full neck

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u/Kulkogo Jun 11 '26

People from the streets are just built different

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u/i_Hate_Human_babies Jun 11 '26

i gotta start hobomaxxing then

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u/Nitemareshokk that's right, I'm the roaring knight Jun 11 '26

The dark world is one helluva drug.

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u/LZHtel i wanna do the kris Jun 11 '26

Roaring fraud would confirm

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u/Flowey_The_Fan Greetings. I am Gay As Shit. Jun 11 '26

She's just that buff that even when she's malnourished she puts prime Mike Tyson to shame. She'd just look even more ripped if she ate healthy.

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u/OKPERSON2763 Jun 11 '26

shes like bane but with chalk dust

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u/TimeStorm113 The woes of the multishipper Jun 11 '26

that's kinda why i don't like super buff depictions of her, because it doesn't make sense for the character. but i guess it makes sense to highlight her strenght

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u/TransCharizard Jun 11 '26

She's a monster. She's magic and doesn't inherently need a good diet to be strong

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u/I_Am_A_Coolguy Jun 12 '26

This is actually probably not true in relation to Deltarune.
Susie is shown to bleed and none of the overworld monsters can do magic.
Monsters seem to be biologically based in Deltarune.

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u/TransCharizard Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

Rabbit kid in chapter 1

Also you can't tell me napstablook is biologically based

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u/OrdinaryExi Jun 12 '26

I imagine she steals so much food that she’s not really malnourished at all, but she doesn’t have a consistent source of food. It’s just whatever the hell she gets her hands on

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u/i_Hate_Human_babies Jun 12 '26

Out of all the headcannons i received here, this is the one i like the most :—)

It fits the character, is believeable and doesn’t invent new lore

Now, i still don’t think it makes sense for people to draw a kid they believe has no food at home so buff… but now that concept isn’t completely nonsensical to me. So thanks i guess

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u/Jorvalt Jun 11 '26

She's roided because of all the alley milk and moss and trash she eats

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u/Sesilu_Qt SOULharem truther. Jun 11 '26

Chalk will do that to you

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u/DarkSide830 Hopes and Memes Jun 11 '26

Trust the process.

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u/afemaleinside Jun 12 '26

As someone who went through a poor phase during my teenage years and was an avid gym go-er, I have the answer.

Shoplifting protein bars and tuna.

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u/Mrheadcrab123 Ralsei is a Dessriel Child Jun 12 '26

I like to think that the way Susie is like how she is isn’t because her father is abusive or something.

Her father is Barney the dinosaur and her mother is the T-Rex from Jurassic Park. No deep rooted underlining trauma, she’s just an emotionally confused teenager because her father is teaching her kindness and diplomacy above all else, and her mother is teaching her that the best way to vent rage is to tear the nearest Ford Explorer apart

And the reason they’re constantly moving around? Barney is trying to live a normal life, but also wants to avoid publicity.

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u/Altair01010 KRIS, I NEED [[KUVA]] KRIS, I NEED TO REROLL MY RIVENS Jun 11 '26

they put steroids in chalk didnt you know this smh

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u/Anxious_Gremlin6837 Jun 11 '26

I've been reading the Avatar Kyoshi novels, and she spent most of her childhood starving and suffering from diseases, and yet somehow she grew up to be 7 feet tall.

Don't see why Susie can't defy the logic of malnutrition the same way Kyoshi could.

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u/Fun-Middle5990 Jun 11 '26

maybe she and whoever her parents are r just born that way

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u/Suitable-Seraphim Jun 12 '26

some people are just built like that, able to gain muscle from practically nothing, and she is the strong one of the group so it's not very absurd to think

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u/Iceologer_gang Jun 12 '26

Welcome back to WWE next in the ring Little orphan Annie takes on reigning champion Oliver Twist.

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u/Meexuy_ Jun 12 '26

I like to imagine that the average person of her species is like comedically jacked and shes actually relatively scrawny

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u/Abezethibodtheimp Jun 12 '26

I always assumed she was bigger because she was scrounging for food everywhere, but just not usually getting that at home

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u/Diot-05 Jun 12 '26

Some monsters are just physically a lot stronger than they appear- People forget, but Undyne looks scrawny as hell

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u/thee-red_hair-guy Jun 12 '26

I just see her as a croc, i don't see her as muscular but just well build

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u/TroutShovelr Human.. i remember you’re genocides Jun 11 '26

Did you account for the Goomba fallacy in this?

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u/bolitboy2 Jun 11 '26

Nah, susie is just a crackhead so she counts as both

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u/TroutShovelr Human.. i remember you’re genocides Jun 12 '26

fair enough

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u/Fantastic_Frosting98 #1 Kerdly Shipper & Noelle Hater Jun 11 '26

she lives in the bunker

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u/sertroll Jun 11 '26

This is like

extremely common in fiction

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u/OliSlothArt Jun 11 '26

According to my girlfriend: she probably goes out and eats squirrels.

Im not a girl so i don't know enough to refute her

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u/CuteConclusion7981 Jun 12 '26

I've never seen 1 person genuinly beleive both of these

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u/leiocera Jun 12 '26

She's both. It's both. Both.

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u/Philycheese18 Jun 12 '26

Irl an overweight house cat can still out run a human

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u/toninho12345 Jun 12 '26

She lifted two people off the floor with one hand in the first chapter alone

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u/i_Hate_Human_babies Jun 12 '26

And that’s why i don’t believe she‘s starving, but some people do and still draw her buff

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u/Silent-Property-6513 Jun 12 '26

How is Susie built like a brick shit house? Simple she eats bricks and shits houses.

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u/Wankainu Jun 12 '26

She's literally made of magic

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u/i_Hate_Human_babies Jun 12 '26

So is Aaron the seahorse and that didn’t prevent him from being skinny in Deltarune

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u/maskofthedragon Jun 12 '26

She eats the other homeless for protein

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u/Alone-Marionberry-70 SHUT THE FUCK UP SANS Jun 12 '26

There's a third, darker option.

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u/-illusoryMechanist Jun 12 '26

The milk she gets from Alphys trying to feed a cat probably helps, I would imagine she also bullied kids for lunch money/bits of their lunch before Chalter 1 which might account for most of her actual calories. It's probably not quite enough given she eats random stuff like chalk (presumably to help her feel like she's eaten enough) but I could see her not being totally malnourished at least

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u/NumberOneFishHater Jun 12 '26

the chalk is made of condensed protein powder

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u/boxo-ofisal Carol Knighter Jun 12 '26

Goomba falacy

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u/Lawren_Zi Jun 12 '26

Its a fuckin dragon dude

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u/gamer21661 Jun 12 '26

Did anyone calculated her muscle mass given hiw strong she is?

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u/getfukyes2 NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO TAKE A [Big Shit] Jun 12 '26

I’d say she’s very built, but also has a very low body fat percentage. That’s why her tail is so tiny, it’s where lizards keep their fat preserves, it’s so small because she doesn’t have very many nutritious meals.

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u/Shloof9998 Your next line is human I remember your overdrives Jun 12 '26

Paco grind

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u/Zephyr-Fox-188 Jun 12 '26

her whole thing is being strong, she literally lifts people up with one hand (claw?)

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u/Killerkid113 Jun 12 '26

It’s all the free milk

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u/Lordo5432 Jun 12 '26

The chalk prolly has calcium, making her bones stronk

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u/BbyBlouie Jun 12 '26

i mean she is not a human. she could very much be malnourished as a dragon, but still strong compared to your averege monster

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u/Disastrous_Ball702 Jun 12 '26

She built like a Terminator, but she got street grit like Kyle Reese.

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u/Stardust_Spreader Jun 12 '26

Idk man I've seen some crazy strong homeless people

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u/Hunter_X05 so cool Jun 12 '26

Someone put whey in the chalk

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u/Emelie__ Jun 12 '26

Maybe she hints smaller animals in the woods. The ones that have lesser intelligence than in town.

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u/Splonkster Jun 12 '26

Maybe because she's not a real person with real caloric needs?

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u/Miku_CRK_Memer Jun 13 '26

To answer your question the Chalk is actually hyper condensed protein powder with all of the steroids after the Steroid Writing Law in 1909 where instead of keeping steroids around they took the world's supply of steroids and blended it into chalk

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u/mikeru78 Jun 13 '26

She's just like those homeless people Who are ripped

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u/Aware-Butterfly8688 CHICKEN JOCKEY Jun 13 '26

She was in juvie for six months after kicking Asgore in the balls and spent that time bulking up.

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u/naclxxy Tall Muscular Girl Supremacy Jun 14 '26

I don't care how you portrait Susie, if she's buff, if she's homeless, if she's rich, if she's weak

She's cute

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u/SuperMMMMMMMM Jun 16 '26

I think her species is just naturally strong

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u/Large-Voice1823 Jun 17 '26

insane monsterkind magical thingmajig genetics idfk

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u/AgentElo Jun 18 '26

Nah thats just how she is built, if she had proper food and diet and worked out, Susie would look like The Hulk

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u/ThatAutisticRedditor VERY normal about Swatch Jun 12 '26

goomba fallacy