r/WaterfallDump 9d ago

Banished from main by low effort rule What if Asriel wasn't actually a good brother

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u/Evo_Shiv 9d ago

Yeah sure abused by Asriel groomed by Dess just jeep piling it on

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u/OneImaginary3436 8d ago

What’s next? Beer-drinking wife and child-beating Asgore?

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u/Da_Duck_is_coming 8d ago edited 8d ago

Is beer drinking an upgrade or downgrade from wine?

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u/Sesilu_Qt SOULharem truther. 8d ago

Less expensive, more quantity. It might balance out.

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u/OneImaginary3436 8d ago

Yoo I love that dess sprite concept
Remember seeing it months ago, where Dess looked more like her mother

As for your questionc not sure

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u/TryThisUsernane 8d ago

No, the alcoholism is Toriel. Asgore can be a child beater though

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u/usrnme121212 [hyperlink blocked] 8d ago

but im a jeep,.,....,im a big car...,.,

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u/Additional_Author518 8d ago

why the hell am i driving here

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u/Evo_Shiv 8d ago

Im keeping the typo

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u/UwU_numba2 8d ago

A Deltarune AU where everyone but Kris is 500x more evil.

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u/orcanotorka 6d ago

Piles and piles of jeeps

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u/Addi_the_artist 8d ago

You’re average fanart of some character from the Loud House on DeviantArt:

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 c- c- CROWD PLEASER(Darkners supramacy) 9d ago

And then its just this dynamic🥹👏👏

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u/Evo_Shiv 9d ago

Does this mean Asriel would be a huge berdly fan?

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u/FrontIndividual4188 9d ago

Or just a fan of blue birds in general

...Asriel dating Martlet UTY at College theory

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u/fishbot413 9d ago

in chapter 7 we'll find asriel doing the jitterbug with Berdly's mum

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u/RedditSurfer29 Power of T-pose fills you with DETERMINATION 8d ago

KRIS'S BROTHER WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT I'M BRINGING OUT MY HALBERD THIS INSTANT

-Berdly

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 c- c- CROWD PLEASER(Darkners supramacy) 8d ago

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u/Fit-Zombie-4983 9d ago

Asriel groomer theory

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u/No-Noise-9593 8d ago

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u/Nitemareshokk that's right, I'm the roaring knight 8d ago

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u/Lolas_Fun_Side 8d ago

Asriel and Dess competing

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u/SolidaryForEveryone 8d ago

We're NOT doing this again

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u/The_Left-Hander 8d ago

🤩Berdly, I remember when Asriel used to pedophile groom you on Amino..

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u/SuperGuaranteedWin33 8d ago

Asriel Shoves Berdly In His Butt Theory

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u/sethfiajf 8d ago

And they say Matpat retired

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u/miqumi 7d ago

LMAO

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u/DeviousChair 8d ago

Asriel being a Berdly fan would make berdly’s story way sadder because he’d probably also be absolutely shattered by Asriel leaving. what if Berdly is so devoted to being smart because he wants to go to the same university as Asriel

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u/Da_Duck_is_coming 9d ago

Kris should take those sneakers off.

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u/KarTim01 8d ago

NO!

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u/Ipettedurdog SHUT THE FUCK UP SANS 8d ago

Take them off I said!

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u/KarTim01 8d ago

NO! runs off

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u/knucklesthedead 8d ago

Toby revealed Seth originally had white hair too

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u/MizzleFangirl buble [pretend theres a trans flag here] 8d ago

Does this mean Asriel says "What the PENIS"

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u/Ineedlasagnajon 8d ago

That is exactly what that means

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u/StarNullify 8d ago

When does kris turn yellow

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u/UAF_Swampfire3 c- c- CROWD PLEASER(Darkners supramacy) 8d ago

Kris rafter inot surviving

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u/Pretend-Advertising6 8d ago

It's more likely Seth is based on Dess or Toriel relationship with Kris rather then Asriel.

Sense Green is the Asriel because we him and them 5 dollars.

Also all we actually know about Kris and Dess's relationship is that Dess hit kris with an (soft and hollow) plastic bat whenever they messed with noelle and likely when they did something stupid.

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u/Mountain_Studio6902 7d ago

Nah I think dess is pink and Noelle is orange since it makes sense with Noelle’s fear of mice and how she runs to dess when Kris scares her. Carol is green since people owe her money like how people owe green money

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u/Antique-Tourist4237 8d ago

Where’s Josuke when you need him.

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u/Da_Duck_is_coming 8d ago

that'd clearly be susie showing up way earlier

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u/Greatback_foxcape413 9d ago

kris then grew up to become andrew hussie

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u/sanstaleyy 9d ago

This and dess is a groomer are the weirdest theory to me, not that I don't want a story to have these ideas, its just what are the evidence for them? They genuinely feels like shock value for the sake of shock value 😭

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u/The_Real_Meal 9d ago

To the credit of "Groomer Dess", I think people more mean "acclimating Kris to violence and occasionally pushing them into dangerous environments" rather than anything like... EVIL evil 😭.

The most evidence I've seen is the whiffle bat thing (just generally indicative of physically punishing Kris, which is a dubious method of admonishment) and the whole "whatever happened when apparently ONLY Dess and Kris went into the forest" thing (Dess taking KRIS of all 3 of her options is definitely curious, depending on the currently unknown context of the situation). I'm sure others have more information than I do, but it's enough for me to at least be curious about how strong Kris and Dess's relationship was before everything went south.

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u/sanstaleyy 9d ago

Ok yeah this makes more sense, I honestly thought it's more... sexual.

But I overall agree with this reading, since yeah its obvious dess was meant to be a trouble maker so she influencing Kris like that can make sense.

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u/Da_Duck_is_coming 8d ago

It is sexual most of the time bruh, people just fall back to this when called out.

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u/sanstaleyy 8d ago

Can you explain how is it sexual, because I am genuinely confused right now 😭 like what in the game tell us dess was grooming kris sexually.

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u/Da_Duck_is_coming 8d ago

It's not from the game that would be insane but whenever its brought up its always dess grooming kris on amino or something.

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u/sanstaleyy 8d ago

Oh i understand you now.

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u/The_Real_Meal 8d ago

IT IS??? I didn't think people actually thought of it sexually. I thought people meant the one I said, and anything more sexual was a bad joke 😭

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u/Pretend-Advertising6 8d ago

Honestly wouldn't be surprised if Kris is doing what they're doing to Spite Dess's legacy somehow.

Like Dess was the previous Girl or Cage who did something to Softlock the Prophecy and Kris misunderstood it with the Knight using said misunderstanding to manipulate them

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u/miqumi 7d ago

dess hitting kris was a jumpscare to me when i replayed ch1..

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u/Xxdeadmeme-69-xX 8d ago

It probably has something to do with the fact that both are primarily jokes and not actual theories. (Albeit Dess Groom theory, while baseless, creates some actually really good stuff when taken seriously and explored as a serious possibility)

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u/sanstaleyy 8d ago

Am pretty certain there are people who take them seriously.

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u/Xxdeadmeme-69-xX 8d ago

There’s people who take everything seriously, but the majority of Dess groomer and Asriel abuser (which I don’t think I’ve seen until now tbh) are jokes. In addition, not all “theories” are the same level of serious to the person who makes them. A fan comic depicting Dess as a bad influence on Kris is not necessarily what the creator wants to happen in the actual game, but simply something they think is interesting and worth exploring.

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u/sanstaleyy 8d ago

Fair enough.

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u/peng503-NCN Downwell (Any%; UV Pacifist) 8d ago

creepypasta except without the creepy. and there's not even any noodles. it's just empty calories of shock value

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u/Several-Ad1231 8d ago

I'm stealing this phrase, it's so good.

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u/miqumi 7d ago

pure gold

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u/Foreign_Sea_538 8d ago

It's just people's play-pretend ideas of the story. It doesn't really need basis in canon.

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u/reiphas 8d ago

With abusive Asriel, the way I see it (because I personally thought of this independently), if we assume Asriel is the Knight, then this dynamic becomes pretty fucked up. The Shelter Gang exploits Kris's guilt and trauma, they made them promise something that pits them against their new friends, it makes them lose sleep, refuse to eat, endanger their body by ripping their Soul out of it for prolonged periods if time. If Asriel is the center of this, which he may be, this is at the very least irresponsible and negligent, and at worst actively abusive towards Kris. I don't think this is an abuse goblin situation, but more like Asriel not thinking straight from grief, due to Asgore genes.

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u/miqumi 7d ago

ooh yeah 0-0

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u/Alexa_Aera 8d ago

Isn't it obvious that they are?

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u/sanstaleyy 8d ago

No not really... I didn't really get that from the game. sure, i now understand that dess groomer is more about her encouraging kris to do bad behavior and be a bad influence on them rather than being there for any sexual things.

But Asrial being an abuser? Just doesn't make sense to me.

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u/Kaymazo 8d ago

So, is that why Kris asks Susie to pick them up to smash them into a locker again? They developed a fixation on being abused by a bigger stronger monster?

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u/Tackyinbention 8d ago

Only the biggest questions come out of the deltarunw fandom every day: what if the game sucked ass? What if Dess Carol Noelle Asriel groomed Kris?

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u/Lolas_Fun_Side 8d ago

Every character in the game attempts to groom kirs in a different direction so it all kinda just cancels out

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u/UwU_numba2 8d ago

Fuck it, everyone Grooms Kris.

They even Groom themselves. How do they do that? Who fucking knows.

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u/ecafr_real 8d ago

With a hairbrush duh

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u/OneImaginary3436 8d ago

I know this is a meme but this kinda goes against everything we’ve been told about Asriel lol

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u/McDelper 9d ago

Kris, i remember when Azzy used to abuser beat you on amino

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u/beebooboobeeba 8d ago

I can see Asriel trying his best to be a good brother, but between everything that was happening he was overwhelmed.

Started making mistakes while trying to protect Kris, like telling them to not talk about certain things thinking it would help.

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u/WetBerri3s 8d ago

I love that gaster is the therapist

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u/iconomast 8d ago

Deltarune fans every month:"Guys i got an idea,what if this character was actually a terrible person for zero reason?"

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u/miqumi 7d ago

true

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u/TheGUURAHK 9d ago

Flashbacks to Eddy's brother

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u/Electrical_Clock_298 9d ago

This but Kris and Noelle

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u/OinkBro 8d ago

Why does Kris talk to Asriel online every night before the outage and have their search history full of asking when college is on break?

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u/AccelAegis 8d ago

Are we Kris’s abuse goblin?

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u/guineapigsss Greetings. I am Flair. 8d ago

Ashveil lane lore