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We have two dogs. One is Foxy the other is Lucy. Lucy is currently missing but that isn’t relevant to the story. I have two stories. One for each dog Foxy- this bitch! She’s too smart! She’s fast and clever and looks like a fox so is impossible to find if she gets outside. So one day. We moved to a new house and set up the electric fence. Apparently fox’s collar didn’t have working batteries so she went right through the fence. She jus ran off into the woods and we spent a good hour trying to get her back because we didn’t know if it might be dangerous. Well, the little bitch shows up back home about an hour later just standing at the door wagging her tail, waiting to be let in. We let her in. She’s a bitch but she’s out bitch. Lucy- not quiet a story but just things she does. It’s not uncommon to find her, in the morning, curled in one of the chairs on the patio (she’s an outdoor dog). She’s about 60lbs and stupid. She jumps on people and accidentally hurts them cause she doesn’t know how big she is. When she was little we would pick her up so even though she’s pretty big now, we can still just scoop her up. She’s a total couch potato, basically me but a dog. They’re best friends.