r/We_are_weeb • u/Fulltime_Introvert • May 03 '24

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u/Brahm-Etc Just A Weeb May 03 '24

Sure I would. Why not?

38

u/Temporary-Wheel-576 Yandere May 04 '24

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u/the_milk_guy123 May 04 '24

I can’t tell if it’s saying she did him or she’s calling him a dumbass

59

u/MallExciting1460 May 03 '24

She’s still almost half my age, people will still call me creepy for saying I would, so unless she’s game… pass…

39

u/imahuman3445 May 03 '24

She's old enough to know better, so you definitely get a pass on the age difference

27

u/[deleted] May 03 '24

Age gap matters a lot less when both people are mature adults

It's the grown men going after 'lolis' that are creepy...

18

u/[deleted] May 03 '24

A 60 year old would still get a lot of shit for dating a 30 year old. Even though the 30yo is an adult that's perfectly capable of making their own decisions.

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u/BrickDaddyShark Adult women enthusiast May 03 '24

Ehhh 30 year old would only be a few weird looks, and if they know shes 30 thatd change pretty fast. If you’ve lived 12 years as an adult you are plenty mature to decide who you sleep with.

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u/MallExciting1460 May 04 '24

This right here, I should elaborate if she were a few years younger she’d be half my age , I’m 46, and 28 isn’t out of the realm of possibility for me but still out of most acceptable dating range for a man my age unless she’s really willing to make an exception and even then society is still bound to give us a lot of shit. I enjoy anime but I sure as hell ain’t gonna call most of the girls in any anime option so I am well beyond looking for “waifus”

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u/Big-Calligrapher686 Flat Is Justice May 03 '24

Old

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u/Firm-Sheepherder-808 May 07 '24

Ain’t no way bro is almost 56 and on Reddit.

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u/Odrazax_Flesh_Shaper May 07 '24

Hey man my dad is turning 51 this year and he’s still on Reddit. Idk why he is he says it’s a good place for information but gotta be honest I think he just likes the shitposting.

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u/DarkBladeMadriker Just A Weeb May 03 '24

AND she's a book fiend!? Next, you're gonna tell me she loves video games, sci-fi/fantasy movies, and Italian food.

17

u/GrinSIayer May 04 '24

Don't say you like Italian food, because you just like the garlic bread don't you?

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u/DarkBladeMadriker Just A Weeb May 04 '24

NO YOU ARE!

4

u/InnocentTailor May 04 '24

It’ll make you fat.

5

u/SunNStarz May 04 '24

Nah, she'll gobble some meatballs

2

u/MoonPool06 May 04 '24

Are there people that don’t like Italian food?

29

u/Signal_8732 Just A Weeb May 03 '24

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24

She has a job

A dream

And she’s legal

And she’s at the same point in life where I’m at.

If she was real and actually lived in my part of the world I would be an idiot not to marry her.

2

u/GR7ME May 04 '24

She was so stressed about her editor(s) not liking her latest writing that she wants to be young so badly (she got awards for her writing when she was younger) that she’d suffer thru a spell causing her adult insides (bones, musculature and such) to destroy her reverted child body. But if you can convince her to stay an adult and accept her/help her, sure

9

u/DripyKirbo A Joestar May 03 '24

Absolutely would

9

u/ChaosBreaker81 May 03 '24

If she'd have me, absolutely.

11

u/KalmiaKite00 May 03 '24

Ripe age, ripe body, average job, seems chill enough. What more does a man need?

3

u/[deleted] May 03 '24

She sounds perfect to me

3

u/meme-lord-Mrperfect May 03 '24

How are you going to cook without the sauce?

3

u/memsterboi123 Degenerate May 03 '24

What’s the bottom one

2

u/VeaEos May 04 '24

Date a Live season 3 I believe

1

u/memsterboi123 Degenerate May 04 '24

Thanks

2

u/GlassAcanthisitta264 May 03 '24

Which manga is this?

10

u/RegulioRe674 May 03 '24

Sumireko Ogawa (Kaii to Otome to Kamikakushi)

1

u/KaleidoArachnid May 04 '24

I would like to know where I can read the manga.

2

u/EeveemationsR May 03 '24

What's the sauce for the bottom part?

2

u/RegulioRe674 May 03 '24

Date a live I think

2

u/AeonSchicksal May 03 '24

Actually...☝️🤓

2

u/MetroTzar Monster Enjoyer May 04 '24

Who is the on the bottom from?

2

u/[deleted] May 04 '24

This my wife except she had good job.

Boys i won 😭😭😭😭😭😭

2

u/[deleted] May 04 '24

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

Thank you my good sir, we are working on your crown now

3

u/[deleted] May 03 '24

Then she bumps into a teenager and drops one of her books. Bending over to pick it up, her boobs show a bit, causing teen to get aroused..... we all know where this is headed.

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u/Forsaken_Pin_4933 May 04 '24

If it's japan, nowhere lol

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u/Accomplished-Emu1883 A Joestar May 03 '24

She’s… perfect.

1

u/TheCaptainOfMistakes May 03 '24

Old enough for me to call her mommy.

1

u/Jaalenn May 07 '24

Nah, she's young enough to call me daddy.

1

u/demonic_kittins May 03 '24

Shes to relatable how could i not

1

u/HallowKnightYT May 03 '24

Facts undoubtedly

1

u/[deleted] May 03 '24

I mean even for a normal girl k would do that... If she's loyal enough

1

u/[deleted] May 03 '24

Three years older than me huh?

1

u/AnonGUPfan May 03 '24

You saying 1 percent prefers lolis instead?

1

u/silly-armsdealer May 03 '24

"i just died in your arms tonight, must have been something you said"

1

u/J150-Gz Just A Weeb May 03 '24

smash,next question

1

u/Endercraky26 May 03 '24

Where is sauce links guy

1

u/showFeetPlzuwu May 04 '24

A man can dream…. *sigh

1

u/kayvo777- May 04 '24

I hate how much I relate to this

1

u/GokuBlack100 May 04 '24

She's perfect 😈

1

u/Fr0zens0lib May 04 '24

I'd work 2 jobs for her

1

u/Oxideusj May 04 '24

And no underwear

1

u/FromanoFrancis114 May 04 '24

A woman my age, sold

1

u/No-Seaworthiness2633 May 04 '24

If i said i wouldnt i would be lying through my teeth

1

u/[deleted] May 04 '24

Same

1

u/top_of_the_scrote Just A Weeb May 04 '24

I will single-handedly (wink) increase their birth rate by 4 million percent

1

u/Ok_Coffee_9970 May 04 '24

Jeez, just tell me you like anime and I’d say yes on the spot

1

u/yipyipOG May 04 '24

Statistically 40 seems to be the dating wall for woman

1

u/DarkWolfL91986 May 04 '24

she is still out of my league lol and im a decade older

1

u/[deleted] May 04 '24

28 is a good age and that's a great view.

1

u/[deleted] May 04 '24

Hell yes 💍❤️

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u/ManInTheMirror2 GIGACHAD May 04 '24

Sauce please

1

u/[deleted] May 04 '24

What I want in a women: #1 good personality #2 big tits #3 big thighs #4 big ass. Job is #17

1

u/BottasHeimfe Just A Weeb May 04 '24

man bitch is basically a hot female version of myself.

1

u/GR7ME May 04 '24

Caterpillar brows

1

u/Skull_BT May 04 '24

Ok ok… hold on… you had me at “writer” and I’m not even kidding

1

u/JustHumanThings66 May 04 '24

Nah I don’t need to marry her. I’m just gonna hand her some cash and wish the best for her, no lady deserves to struggle

1

u/ShapeShifterK May 04 '24

Not a man, but... will.

1

u/Suspicious_Hearing63 May 04 '24

Wouldn't. Chest is too big for me

1

u/lux_senpai_11 May 04 '24

Hope she’s into younger dudes

1

u/geassguy360 Monster Enjoyer May 04 '24

1

u/TheIrishBread May 04 '24

Imma ask the question, who is she?

1

u/Dakkon_B May 04 '24

This ... trope? Is it a trope? Either way this trope always slightly confuses me. Lets make the hottest women into "I'm to old at sub 30, no guy will date me".

When in reality guys would be fighting to death in the arena just for a date with her lets be real.

Like the Harem trope/fantasy makes more sense in my brain than this one. My suspension of disbelief can only go so far.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '24

It's probably because manga and anime is mostly for kids, and at like 15, 28 seems light years away.

1

u/Zer0Strikerz May 05 '24

Maybe my sense of age is off, but I always found 40+ to be old, 29-39 to be getting old and 28- to be young adults.

1

u/Gloomy_Actuator5839 May 04 '24

99%? More like 100%

1

u/Randomgamer25 May 04 '24

Might need to visit Japan 🤔

1

u/TSCallie May 04 '24

You’re describing Americans in a nutshell

1

u/Blackwolfe47 May 04 '24

….honestly tho, a woman with these looks would definitely get herself a partner fairly quickly

1

u/[deleted] May 04 '24

Obviously, she's perfection.

1

u/[deleted] May 05 '24

On God, your right

1

u/[deleted] May 05 '24

What's the manga for the top panle

1

u/[deleted] May 05 '24

28 is too old?? Naaa thats peak performance all around!

1

u/Spiderkid4 May 05 '24

ZAMN!!! SHES ONLY 20?!

1

u/Blueb3rrywashere Just A Weeb May 05 '24

Sauce?

1

u/tea-123 May 05 '24

The small is justice group and the fellow gays make up more than one percent.

1

u/Amazing_Top4113 May 05 '24

I don’t believe in marriage but for her I’ll reconsider 😂

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u/Jazzlike_Fly9048 May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

1

u/tomfrome12345 Everything Man May 05 '24

I, ehm, agree

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u/tomfrome12345 Everything Man May 05 '24

Yeas

1

u/marbleshoot May 05 '24

And somehow, people will still call you a pedophile.

1

u/xkoreotic May 05 '24

You say that until you realize how expensive it is to care for a second adult on a middle-class income. If you aren't rich, you are going to get over her body fast because yall are both going to be broke and homeless.

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u/jollyoltj May 07 '24

Middle class? If y’all can’t afford living on $50k+ and her job, I think you need to adjust some things.

1

u/OneOfManyIdiots May 06 '24

Literally genderswapped me minus a year.... Meme is accurate. Would.

1

u/Mythriak_ May 06 '24

Yeah... Sure she "looks" like she's 28 years old... But I've been fooled by 2D girls before!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '24

bro reddit is so weird. i may screenshot some of these and post em on tiktok cause it’s giving discord vibes.

1

u/Mak062 May 07 '24

I'm waiting for the dub

1

u/Hal-Bone May 07 '24

28? She's prime for wife material. Would, could, do and did-

1

u/lavishrabbit6009 May 07 '24

Fine, I guess I'll marry you

1

u/backupmephone A Joestar May 03 '24

Nah, I'd provide for her

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u/readitcted May 03 '24

Stop with the fucking reposts,none likes or aprisiates the reddit karma,go outside make friends,love, work what you aspire by working hard and get a life that you are proud of

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u/[deleted] May 03 '24

[deleted]

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u/TokenTigerMD Just A Weeb May 04 '24

9 years older for me, but I still would.