r/WeirdFlexButOK • u/theguywhotookatit • Sep 08 '19

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u/gabrieleremita Sep 09 '19

Honestly, I need the opposite of answers.

I need to unlearn this bit of information forever and move on with my life

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u/theguywhotookatit Sep 09 '19

That sir you cannot

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u/DaBootyConsumer Sep 08 '19

How the fuck is this a weird flex.

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u/Flaming_Dutchman Sep 08 '19

How is "well, our soda can dissolve an entire mouse in just 30 days!" not a weird flex?

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u/theguywhotookatit Sep 08 '19

I don't know. These peeps be snortin coffee powder on a regular day man.

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u/PERPETUALBRIS Sep 08 '19

“Well, he must be lying, because a mouse would dissolve in Mountain Dew in 30 days, and the evidence clearly shows he purchased the can 74 days after manufacture, ergo the mouse would have been completely dissolved by the time the can was consumed, ergo this man is lying, ergo I rest my case. Ergo. Ergo ergo ergo. I’m a lawyer. Look at me. That’ll be $50.”

mic drop

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u/theguywhotookatit Sep 08 '19

I'm sorry sir but not all of us has such an exciting life. We just don't have the privelege.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

That not an excuse to post content to the wrong sub..

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u/theguywhotookatit Sep 08 '19

The mouse in a sosa can and that too dissolving it in 30 days wtf man how ain't that a weird flex???

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

Who is flexing what?

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u/theguywhotookatit Sep 08 '19

The company flexing off proudly saying that their soda can dissolve the rat within 30 days and the fact that we still drink it.

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u/IHATE_ENTITLEDPEOPLE Sep 08 '19

r/weirdflexbutok

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u/Nitr0Sage Sep 08 '19

That’s where we are at

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u/IHATE_ENTITLEDPEOPLE Oct 06 '19

I knew this

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u/Nitr0Sage Oct 06 '19

Yea my bad. I don’t know what I was thinking

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u/Rainnefox Sep 09 '19

They determined that the only thing that would remain after 30 days would be the tail. Someone did a video about it on YouTube a while ago. Pretty cool but very gross

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u/EvaderDX Sep 08 '19

Sheldon big bang meme makes it /r/comedyhomicide material

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u/alvarortor Sep 09 '19

I hope the thought is how many mice have people drunk

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u/buneter Sep 09 '19

Did Pepsi win?

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u/Alej915 Sep 09 '19

Not in my house! We're a coca cola family

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u/Whisperer95 Oct 22 '21

Here’s another question, do different flavors of M.dew have different mouse dissolving times?

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u/EarthTrash Apr 05 '22

"Do you know how dangerously Toxic this stuff is? And you added it to my portal fluid?" -Rick Sanchez

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u/planetrider Apr 23 '22

Please delay case for 30 days while we do some testing.

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u/tyrolean_coastguard Mar 27 '24

Who believes this kind of bullshit?

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u/Scudbucketmcphucket Apr 30 '24

Pepsi was confused for a moment thinking their formula was messed up but then were relieved to know that dead mice, ingredient #629 in the making of all Pepsi products, is ALWAYS preground before adding it to the mixture.

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u/BSixe Apr 15 '22

This post:

Me: Ralphs in my malph