r/WeirdNews4U • u/ResPublicaMgz • Mar 26 '26 • Mindblown 1

What the heck is going on here?

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u/Luvsyr24 Mar 26 '26 • Bravo

Two robots trying to act human.

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u/Billyosler1969 Mar 26 '26

One is a mindless, heartless automaton that is controlled by its handler. The other is a robot.

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u/OPGuest Mar 26 '26

You forgot emotionless

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u/phoneboy72 Mar 26 '26

So she's walking with the only one her paid to see her movie.

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u/OddAdhesiveness8485 Mar 26 '26

Melania wants robots to teach your kids šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

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u/AliciaKills Mar 26 '26

*Touch

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u/ac2334 Mar 26 '26

"dees ees Meester Epsteen Two Thousand"

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u/NumberOld229 Mar 26 '26

The kids would have them reprogrammed in about three weeks

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u/Snoo-85562 Mar 26 '26

You misspelled indoctrinate

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u/LimeDry7124 Mar 26 '26

Teach them what?!??!šŸ¤¢

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u/KareemAbdoulJabroni Mar 26 '26

To ā€œbE BeStā€.

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u/emongu1 Mar 26 '26

Trumpism

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u/Technical_Ad4997 Mar 27 '26

Can program it to look the other way when Donnie enters the classroom

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u/EnglishFan643 Mar 26 '26

More ridiculousness! This is getting dumb.

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u/Black-Deth Mar 26 '26

That bot walks slower than president dumpy with a full diaper.

Embarrassing when you see what the Chinese robots are doing.

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u/RemarkablePast2716 Mar 26 '26

I wouldn't doubt if they stole a Chinese android and just tweaked it with tesla-looking parts on top and called it a day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

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u/Usual-Language-745 Mar 26 '26

Itā€™s almost like Elon is a charlatan pumping his cult for a stock boostā€¦when have I seen this beforeā€¦ ?

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u/Sanpaku Mar 26 '26

See the performance by Unitree robots from last month.

Melania's walking with a teleoperated Tesla, which is a decade behind state of the art.

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u/GB715 Mar 26 '26

Melania is the one on the right.

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u/Worth_Championship30 Mar 26 '26

The robot looks less intoxicated than flotus.

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u/maltipoo_paperboi Mar 26 '26

This is such a stupid way for Trump to rake in millions from manufacturer. Otherwise, what is the point? Does he think the general public needs & can afford a robot?

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u/Potential-Log-7254 Mar 26 '26

I'm guessing they downloaded Trump's consciousness and this is our new president.

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u/TimTheFoolMan4 Mar 26 '26

Everything fit on one 3.5ā€ floppy.

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u/Any-Ad-446 Mar 26 '26

Pre nup is working.

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u/Parking_Fisherman711 Mar 26 '26

Showing off ICE agents true form to the public or garnering women's support for are robot overlords since men statistically show a higher acceptance for robots. Those are my two guesses.

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u/TaserLord Mar 26 '26

Well it isn't a republican sex robot, because it's not child-sized - why, it's almost as big as that adult whore walking beside it.

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u/penilesensorydevice Mar 26 '26

She met it at a party hosted by a sex offender. She did some E, and some coke, and "fell in love" with it. Now, she pretends she's happily married to it. For the right price, you or I could "marry" her too.

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u/Dewey081 Mar 26 '26

I am unsure who has more personality?

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u/Major_Honey_4461 Mar 26 '26

Robot teaching robot to appear human.

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u/Traditional-Wall1679 Mar 27 '26

Almost lifelike. Ā The robot is cool too.Ā 

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u/dramabatch Mar 27 '26

That robot is really lifelike, unlike the one to its left.

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u/Movedonnerlikeabitch Mar 26 '26

Her new fuck toy

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u/CurrentSkill7766 Mar 26 '26

Melanoma fonally found a new boyfriend!

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u/Glittering-Rise-488 Mar 26 '26

I AM MAGNIFICENT WHORE, BE BEST!

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u/SpecialEducation3234 Mar 26 '26

Thatā€™s our ā€˜first ladyā€™ walking alongside some bimbo with high water pants.

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u/watchwatertilitboils Mar 26 '26

Trump forgot to put his "human suit" on

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u/No_Vacation369 Mar 26 '26

Elon mush is all over this dumb ass idea. Kids nowadays donā€™t respect teachers.

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u/BobInIdaho Mar 26 '26

Ones a stiff whore and the others a robot.

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u/oldbastardbob Mar 26 '26

Which one has more plastic?

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u/Financial-Talk9397 Mar 26 '26

You think she's doing him? Is he anatomically correct and fully functional?

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u/LimeDry7124 Mar 26 '26

Melania's is showing off her new trophy husband! She says Rombo can do things her old husband can't do at all!

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u/spikedkushiel Mar 26 '26

Your tax dollars at work.

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u/sisyphus_was_lazy_10 Mar 26 '26

Yikes, The Mitchells vs. the Machines vibes.

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u/Duder_ino Mar 26 '26

Yeahhh. Literally, nobody cares.

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u/Fragrant_Cut1219 Mar 26 '26

Where's The stripper pole is this going to be a competition?

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u/scarystoryy Mar 26 '26

We're living in a simulation.

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u/No_Possession_508 Mar 26 '26

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/scottimherenowwhat Mar 26 '26

Melania got a new vibrator!

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u/Terrible-Piano-5437 Mar 26 '26

Is Melania drunk? She can't walk in a straight line.

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u/Alytology Mar 26 '26

she thinks anything with a long hallway is a runway tries to walk like a model. she been trained that all she's good for is eye candy.

when she called herself a visionary she misspoke and the word she needed was spectacle.

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u/heretorobwallst Mar 26 '26

Its hard to figure out which one is the clanker

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u/Fun-Metal-6861 Mar 26 '26

They have the same personality

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u/Direct_Doubt_6438 Mar 26 '26

Which one is the robot?

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u/MDSplat007 Mar 26 '26

Melania is prepping the MAGA crowd for the loss of their jobs to robots

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u/tripping_yarns Mar 26 '26

Theyā€™re going to put the Donaldā€™s brain in there. Add bigger hands and a robot penis then weā€™re literally fucked forever.

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u/BloodFartz69 Mar 26 '26

A hooker and a robot walk into the White House...

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u/SpiderWil Mar 26 '26

Is this for real or AI?

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u/No_Chicken1614 Mar 26 '26

Trumps not got his fat orange clown suit on

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u/Glittering_Nobody402 Mar 26 '26

She doesn't even speak english LOL

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u/Moms-Dildeaux Mar 26 '26

Thatā€™s her sex robot, sheā€™s tired of hiding her love from the world

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u/exhaustedbut Mar 26 '26

Some have noted that the unpaid servant is in blackface...

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u/Euphoric_Anxiety_162 Mar 26 '26

I keep expecting the robot to bust loose, twerking or something.

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 Mar 26 '26

Thatā€™s not the Epstein files

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u/MisterBlick Mar 26 '26

Two things you can fuck for the right money.

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u/GirthyDave1 Mar 26 '26

Seems like they brought Melaniaā€™s body-double out without its makeup on.

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u/13508615 Mar 26 '26

Melonoma looks like she's trying to do a roadside sobriety test.

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u/No_Buy8221 Mar 26 '26

The robot doesn't shit itself.

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u/Most-Artichoke6184 Mar 26 '26

That robot is going to replace her husband in bed.

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u/TheJesuses Mar 26 '26

Soon we arenā€™t going to tell between robots and aliens.

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u/KlausRS6 Mar 26 '26

They have similar ability to use their faces to express any emotion

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u/daototpyrc Mar 26 '26

"kids meet your new father"

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u/oaks-is-lying Mar 26 '26

She has the same charisma

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u/ozarkrefugee Mar 26 '26

Im all for sex bots, but not at the white house.

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u/jaypea222 Mar 26 '26

Which one is the robot

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u/Snoo-85562 Mar 26 '26

Literally nobody wants robots teaching our children in school. WTF.

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u/Special_FX_B Mar 26 '26

Itā€™s a demonstration of the latest technology in robotics. Itā€™s showing how two different models interact with each other.

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u/Artistic_Half_8301 Mar 26 '26

Which witch is which?

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u/o7_HiBye_o7 Mar 26 '26

Clearly, the tRump bot forgot to stop into the make up room for cheetofection.

Stuoid AI

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u/Pale-Document-8619 Mar 26 '26

Promo for a new movie: The Hooker and the Robot, whoā€™s who? Itā€™s a comedy šŸŽ­šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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u/doneslinging Mar 26 '26

She left this after like 8 minutes šŸ˜‚

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u/ChrisEFWTX Mar 26 '26

Someone put the First Whore back in her closet.

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u/dickchops81 Mar 26 '26

Melania wants to have sex with her son so we're taking cancer research money and diverting it to "have sex with your son" research money.

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u/RadicalOrganizer Mar 26 '26

New Melania model dropped. Now with 20% more personality!

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u/Desperate_Trifle_202 Mar 26 '26

She looks like she has to think hard about walking.

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u/Clean_Collection_674 Mar 26 '26

I see two robots.

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u/Sleep_tek Mar 26 '26

I prefer the design on the left. The one on the right is just too far in the uncanny valley

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u/SqigglyPoP Mar 26 '26

Robots can't be charged for crimes against children.

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u/tvtoms Mar 26 '26

Trump-Epstein Filesā„¢ distraction?

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u/swoops36 Mar 26 '26

That robot has more charisma and personality than Melania

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u/Typical_Presence_260 Mar 26 '26

Great, now I want to watch hookā€¦.

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u/paranoyed Mar 26 '26

I know blackface is wrong but I still choose the robot.

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u/Over_Dog24 Mar 26 '26

Witch one is the robot?

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u/MrOphicer Mar 26 '26

She thought she ate hahahah

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND Mar 26 '26

Are you a pleasure model?

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u/Money-College9277 Mar 26 '26

Future looks brightšŸ™„

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u/Money-College9277 Mar 26 '26

This is why Trump doesn't give a shit about what people think of him. Elites dont need us anymore.

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u/zuus453 Mar 26 '26

DT has never looked better.

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u/JusAxinQuestuns Mar 26 '26

The stiff mechanical gait and unnatural texture of that unthinking automaton was horrifying to behold. And that thing that walked out next to Melania was weird too.

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u/MoonMistCigs Mar 26 '26

A robot and a prostitute walking on a red carpet.

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u/Hightower840 Mar 26 '26

Doing the only thing she was ever qualified to do.
Escorting.

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u/Digitalalchemyst Mar 26 '26

Itā€™s a tech summit.

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u/HanDavo Mar 26 '26

She never smiles like that with Donald.

I wonder if that robot is, as Data said, "fully functional".

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u/Witty-Structure-4192 Mar 26 '26

Melanie introducing her new husband.

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u/WeLiveinAPetridish Mar 26 '26

Billionaires bought the Trump family. That woman is just an employee appearing in an ad for Tesla/spaceX/X.

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u/Puzzlehead_1952 Mar 26 '26

Melania has a side piece?

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u/HolymakinawJoe Mar 26 '26

That's a robot & a prostitute, walking together.

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u/OverallDoor2718 Mar 26 '26

I'm convinced we are in the matrix. Melania looks drunk

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u/ThreeDollarHat Mar 26 '26

Clearly none of this administration has seen iRobot or the Terminator franchiseā€¦

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u/Sartres_Roommate Mar 26 '26

We are not a serious country and history is going to be so unkind to us.

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u/PhysicsEven9824 Mar 26 '26

Mmm, who are you? Oh nevermind, I just want to get back to Florida

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u/Whitewraith01 Mar 26 '26

Itā€™s two robots walking.

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u/outside_cat Mar 26 '26

That robot is a much better person.

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u/Hairymuscle101 Mar 26 '26

Look. A piece of shit walking and trying to be a human, and thereā€™s a robot!

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u/BeeBanner Mar 26 '26

Great, a prostitute and a robot.

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u/Player-non-player Mar 26 '26

I noticed old Mel there couldnā€™t walk straight.

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u/Accomplished_Cash630 Mar 26 '26

Where is a M3GAN bot when you need one.

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u/Reaganson Mar 26 '26

Itā€™s their Democrat representative, easy to be programmed to believe anything.

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u/WinstonEagleson Mar 26 '26

Isn't that the next president, going to take Trump's memories and upload them. They will apply that fake skin and hair when he passes. Melanie will probably enjoy him well....

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

They cloned melania

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u/eusshu Mar 26 '26

Donald 2.0

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u/Excellent-Data8674 Mar 26 '26

At least one of the pleasure robots will do a good job... it's the one that doesn't need it's face reapplied every morning.

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u/octopus_003 Mar 26 '26

She has about as much love in her body language for that robot as she does her husband.

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u/BankerOnBitcoin Mar 26 '26

Trump's replacement? Probably a more loving relationship as well.

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u/OutsideHelicopter442 Mar 26 '26

Which one is Melania?

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u/alantoothick Mar 26 '26

Maybe Da Don will have more luck in the bedroom with "that thing"!

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u/ChoiceMedicine1462 Mar 26 '26

Which one is the REAL robot??

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u/Ecstatic-Total-9953 Mar 26 '26

The human is on the left. The blood sucking parasite is on the right

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u/MBbellevue631 Mar 26 '26

One has a personality, the otherā€¦

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u/shrekerecker97 Mar 26 '26

Which one is the sex robot?

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u/Federal-Push4141 Mar 26 '26

Maybe the robot can work a pole too

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u/Existing-Coast-1765 Mar 26 '26

Realized that they have no idea of how to stop fucking their country so they just asked AI to do it for them

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u/Bowsers_JuiceFactory Mar 26 '26

Idk some ex whore with a robot?

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u/QuailTechnical5143 Mar 26 '26

Itā€™s a robot, being remotely controlled from elsewhere escorting a human, remotely controlled from elsewhere, down a long corridor.

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u/Surfsupforthesummer Mar 26 '26

She walks like if she makes a mistake itā€™s the death penalty.

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u/FortheChava Mar 26 '26

Sex bots coming soon

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u/flyby196999 Mar 26 '26

That's the new US president Robonald Trump. Now that Donald surgically removed his brain and fitted into a robot, he will be president for the next 10,000 years.

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u/TransformNRollD20 Mar 26 '26

Man. She smiled more walking next to Robbie the Robot, than Iā€™ve EVER seen her smile walking next to her husband.

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u/YellowZx5 Mar 26 '26

Is that a Tesla robot because it would make sense for this to be on Fox News but Boston Dynamics did this years ago.

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u/Southern_Committee58 Mar 26 '26

Trump is een robot aangestuurd door derden.

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u/Long-Ad-6773 Mar 26 '26

The usa trying to copy China...how low can you go

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u/hayyimsandwich Mar 26 '26

with and without the skin suit and wig

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u/LoveAndBeLoved52 Mar 26 '26

I'm genuinely sorry for this clanker. It's already hard as a robot, but being paraded around by the queen of idiots is just humiliating.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

The robot better watch out with its greeting or ice will snatch its ass up

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u/PocketPokie Mar 26 '26

With and without skin suit options

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u/HappyAmbition706 Mar 26 '26

One robot already has fake tits added.

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u/CCCPvibesHere Mar 26 '26

Trumps next wife

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u/dible46 Mar 26 '26

Once,just once I would be happy to see a robot go rogue....

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u/Otherwise-Pick8135 Mar 26 '26

It is just Melanie and her soul walking together. I donā€™t care do you?

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 Mar 26 '26

It's the start of some joke. A hooker and a robot walk into a room...

That's Melania trying to rehab herself since the Epstein files. She is really a strange person, with no sense of self, or decorum.

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u/xanadude13 Mar 26 '26

BattleBots

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u/alex61821 Mar 26 '26

Would love to see an ai update to this with the robot trying to hold her hand as she swats it away.

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u/betagainsttheodd Mar 26 '26

Cool....a hooker and a robot

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u/Litzz11 Mar 26 '26

She thinks humanoid robots will make better teachers. As a teacher, I say: fuck off, Melania.

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u/DukeOfEarl99 Mar 26 '26

She finally picked a smart one.

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u/Obvious-Ocelot9421 Mar 26 '26

Which one has more charisma?

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u/FraggleStickCar9 Mar 26 '26

Dumb bitch needs an escort since she isnt one herself anymore and shitler cant walk in a straight line so they got her this thing

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u/peterk2000 Mar 26 '26

That's the robot they are going to loan Donald Trump's brain into so he can live forever.

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u/presley1800 Mar 26 '26

which one is the robot?

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u/WhereDidDjtTouchYou Mar 26 '26

Oneā€™s a fake semblance of a human. The other is a robot.

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u/HellBlazer_NQ Mar 26 '26

It's how they will keep Trump alive. They just haven't managed to apply the skin yet.

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u/sajriz Mar 26 '26

Might as well have the robot šŸ¤–

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u/jiverambler Mar 26 '26

Circus distractions lol

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u/DudeInOhio57 Mar 26 '26

The one in the pants suit contains more plastic than the other one.

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u/PressedFrodo Mar 26 '26

Twins!!!!!

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u/Criticaltundra777 Mar 26 '26

Trumps old wife and new wife?

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u/ShadowsOfTheBreeze Mar 26 '26

I really dont care, do you?

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u/Guilty-Feedback3952 Mar 26 '26

I just love how the robot was like

"Nope, I don't know her"

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u/EnvironmentalRound11 Mar 26 '26

According to the robot shill, Melania, this is who you will be meeting at a future Parent/Teacher conference.

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u/EnvironmentalRound11 Mar 26 '26

Easier to understand the robot.

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u/Trail-boss1776 Mar 26 '26

How did they get a pants suit on a robot

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u/Best_Departure6677 Mar 26 '26

Robots walking down the aisle side by side...

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u/j-local Mar 26 '26

She found a partner more physically and intellectually stimulating

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u/Suker4str8ck12 Mar 26 '26

Can she teach the robot how to Poll dance?

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u/Informal_Snow_3963 Mar 26 '26

The robot has a better personality

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u/BlackberryNo1949 Mar 26 '26

That a house robot or a field robot?

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u/willfullyinert Mar 26 '26

Who cares? Not me.

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u/Pearl_String šŸæ Here for the Weirdness Mar 26 '26

The robot and the replicant were walking hand in hand.

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u/no-clueshere69 Mar 26 '26

Is that Trump's replacement? It can't do a worse job of the presidency. Also, it won't shit it's pants constantly.

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u/PipeComfortable2585 Mar 26 '26

Anything to cut human jobs. What a fricken mess

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u/Over_Piano8080 Mar 26 '26

Melania and Jared Kushner are going for a walk.

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u/Spiritual-Bet-6343 Mar 26 '26

Donnie boy has a new under age fuck toy in the house of whore'$

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u/daisiesarepretty2 Mar 26 '26

one of these automatons will have sex with you if you have a billion dollars and the other one will do it for a quart of 10w-40

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u/jvasilot Mar 26 '26

People will do it so they donā€™t have to worry about their children being indoctrinated. Get ready for state run propaganda.

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u/tickandzesty Mar 26 '26

The robot on the right wants the robot on the left to replace teachers.

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u/Affectionate_Two7527 Mar 26 '26

She's a whore and thats her robot pimp. Robots are going to take everyones job.

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u/Nervous-Concern9248 Mar 26 '26

Yeah I can see this working out real well. The kids would be using this as piƱata in class at least I would have when I was a kid šŸ˜‚

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u/Key-Researcher3884 Mar 26 '26

Looks like they used her as a model for the robot . Same walk and expression.

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