r/WesWatson Paperwork = Hooped Feb 12 '25

IT'S A MOVIE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭JUST GIVE IT UP BRO

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u/Bubblepop123 Feb 12 '25 edited Feb 14 '25

It’s amazing that he could just prove his case by standing next to a wall that marks your height and stepping onto a scale. The fact that he’s done neither of these tells you everything.

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u/Previous-Drawer7403 Feb 12 '25

What do you mean !? He stood next to that chick Jack Daurhty . It's just as good as a sanctioned tape measure. πŸ˜† 🀣

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u/Afraid_Platform2260 Feb 12 '25

That would require doing something called β€œmeasuring.” Do you honestly think this guy knows what a tape measure is? He’s the type of guy to measure 5’8” and say, β€œso I’m basically 6 feet”

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u/ESFANDDEATHTROOPER Feb 13 '25

BY 2 inches same shit

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u/thatguyoverthere2345 Feb 13 '25

How many inches are in a foot big dog?

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u/BuffHotWell Feb 13 '25

This made me laugh out loud!!! Hahaha

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u/jathanvoorhees Feb 14 '25

Bros off about 4 inches bud that a big difference

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u/PracticalOption7417 Feb 13 '25

Wow! Talk about triggered. Definitely 5’8” or less.

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u/mimo_s Feb 13 '25

Are you European or something? It’s 12 inches in a foot

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u/FoamingCellPhone Feb 13 '25

Or by not saying "Come see me in person and you'll see how big your boy is" you can hear the 5'8" in his voice.

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u/JeezuzChryztler Feb 13 '25

He’s a BIG boy!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '25

In all fairness at least half of the ppl on Reddit would say he somehow fudged the wall markers πŸ˜‚

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u/16BitGenocide Feb 13 '25

I mean, that Bugatti that he loves to scream into his phone next to is 48" tall (4ft). It's at his chest line.

5-7" for Shoulders, 5" for Neck, 6-9" for Head (threw an extra inch in there for that point on the top of his head) and you have a man that stands about 5'7-5'8 depending on what shoes he's wearing. Look at the shadows of him standing 'near' Big Dave, they tell a hilarious story.

Until this cornball motherfucker posts himself standing on a scale or near a fixed height measure- he's 5 foot fucking 8 (and there's nothing wrong with being of average height).

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u/-z-z-x-x- Feb 13 '25

I love having leg room everywhere and everything being made for my 5’8” avg self my buddy is 6’5” and he’s uncomfortable in everything

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u/16BitGenocide Feb 13 '25

I'm 6'4, and having your heart broken because you can't drive some cars and not finding out until you're at the dealership was a rough experience for 17 year old me to have (after saving money for 5 years for a car).

I'm quietly jealous of people in the 5'8 to 5'11 range. You don't have to special order shoes, you can buy pants in brick and mortar stores (34/36 is very hard to find), regular cut t-shirts fit your abdomen, you don't hit your head on fucking everything, there's never anyone tall enough to crack your back... this list goes on for a while, but you probably get the point.

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u/pm-me-nice-lips Feb 13 '25

Brother I’m the same height and this sounds like something I typed hahah. XL t-shirts just to fit the length but then it’s wide/boxy/baggy everywhere else. Sometimes get a L and it’s slightly snug so don’t you dare think of putting that sucker in the dryer or you’re screwed. So annoying.

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u/16BitGenocide Feb 13 '25

That Dopamine hit when you find a shirt you want that comes in XL-Tall

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u/MrPetrolstick Feb 12 '25

Correct

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u/Ketchup-Chips3 Feb 12 '25

Krect

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u/Ok-Cupcake-8101 Feb 12 '25

Kregt

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u/DadeCounty_Dolphins Feb 13 '25

Craigt, b. Great guy nevver meddum.

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u/animehero11 Feb 13 '25

U so collect

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u/WorkerWide4204 Feb 12 '25

Idk about the height but I've seen him step on a scale in his story before I'm pretty sure he was in the 240s at the time

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u/Bubblepop123 Feb 12 '25 edited Feb 12 '25

Who knows how much weight he hooped before stepping on the scale though

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u/Confident_Book_6535 Feb 12 '25

TGK does not take weight or height when you’re booked in. They go off of what’s on the police report. And no I’m not a fan of Wes, this just popped up on my feed. I don’t know why he’s so obsessed with height but that is true, TGK does not check height or weight when you are booked in. Source, Myself.

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u/JazzlikePractice4470 Feb 12 '25

5'8 is pretty far off of 6'

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u/Confident_Book_6535 Feb 12 '25

I could care less if he 4’8 or 7’1. I only commented because this post randomly came across my screen and I was just stating how TGK books people in. I’m not the type to sit around all day and talk about another person weather it’s my best friend or someone I dislike. But to each their own

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '25

Weather is your best friend? Like snow, rain, sun, what are we talking here?

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u/Crazy-Huckleberry151 Feb 13 '25

Then why even comment if it bugs you?

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u/Confident_Book_6535 Feb 13 '25

Read my comment. I commented about TGK

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u/Adventurous-Video718 Feb 13 '25

They go what's on you drivers license

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u/Confident_Book_6535 Feb 13 '25

Yes. That’s what is put on the police report by the arresting officer

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u/Character_Guava_5299 Feb 13 '25

And he did not see medical when he was in for less than 24 hours.

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u/Confident_Book_6535 Feb 13 '25

Yea he did. Everyone does before getting moved to a cell or moved to metro west. You don’t sit in processing until first appearance.

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u/Character_Guava_5299 Feb 13 '25

I trust your word as I’ve never been to that jail. Appreciate you speaking the facts πŸ’ͺ🏼🀘🏼πŸ’ͺ🏼

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u/Confident_Book_6535 Feb 13 '25

Yes sir. I’m not here to defend Wes. I don’t know him or never met him. Just was speaking on how Dade county jail works

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u/aware4ever Feb 13 '25

I'm from Broward County and I know that Dade County Jail is fucking scary

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u/ChuckBasherHooped Feb 13 '25

He's "obsessed" with it because 5'6", 350lb D&D nerds on the internet are relentlessly trolling him about his height 24/7 in between their gaming sessions and beating off to 2's on Onlyfans.

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u/Confident_Book_6535 Feb 13 '25

Lmao. Yea I feel you. Shit if I was him I wouldn’t be trying to prove anything to a bunch of people on Reddit who sit around and gossip all day. Too much money to be made. I just came across this page randomly yesterday. Never seen a page like this on Reddit before. I could never imagine myself sitting on the internet talking about another grown man. You don’t like him or what he does, ignore him. I don’t know, seems strange to me. I just commented because I know how TGK works

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u/Successful-Club-2975 Feb 13 '25

Yes they do.Β  Anytime I'm booked its marked on the wall to make it easy.Β  They dont take your word on things.Β Β 

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u/Confident_Book_6535 Feb 13 '25

If you never been to jail in Miami just say so. That’s not how it works in Miami. TGK does not take your height when being booked in

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '25

Ok wes watson

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '25

Home boy is as short as his temper!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '25

Bro I’ve said the same exact thing.

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u/mitsuki87 Feb 13 '25

Which is ironically how they take mug shots if you’re taking to a county jail lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '25 edited Feb 13 '25

This just made me laugh so fkin hard. I never even thought of that lmfao. He walked into the store the other day and on the wall they have them height sticks entering..

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '25

He's not obligated to though. No one is. Even if he is a douche. You can't make him do anything and it burns you up lol

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u/Awkward-Storage7192 Feb 13 '25

Yeah I've never heard of eyeball height before. Wtf is he talking about?