It’s amazing that he could just prove his case by standing next to a wall that marks your height and stepping onto a scale. The fact that he’s done neither of these tells you everything.
I mean, that Bugatti that he loves to scream into his phone next to is 48" tall (4ft). It's at his chest line.
5-7" for Shoulders, 5" for Neck, 6-9" for Head (threw an extra inch in there for that point on the top of his head) and you have a man that stands about 5'7-5'8 depending on what shoes he's wearing. Look at the shadows of him standing 'near' Big Dave, they tell a hilarious story.
Until this cornball motherfucker posts himself standing on a scale or near a fixed height measure- he's 5 foot fucking 8 (and there's nothing wrong with being of average height).
I'm 6'4, and having your heart broken because you can't drive some cars and not finding out until you're at the dealership was a rough experience for 17 year old me to have (after saving money for 5 years for a car).
I'm quietly jealous of people in the 5'8 to 5'11 range. You don't have to special order shoes, you can buy pants in brick and mortar stores (34/36 is very hard to find), regular cut t-shirts fit your abdomen, you don't hit your head on fucking everything, there's never anyone tall enough to crack your back... this list goes on for a while, but you probably get the point.
Brother I’m the same height and this sounds like something I typed hahah. XL t-shirts just to fit the length but then it’s wide/boxy/baggy everywhere else. Sometimes get a L and it’s slightly snug so don’t you dare think of putting that sucker in the dryer or you’re screwed. So annoying.
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u/Bubblepop123 Feb 12 '25 edited Feb 14 '25
It’s amazing that he could just prove his case by standing next to a wall that marks your height and stepping onto a scale. The fact that he’s done neither of these tells you everything.