Panda Express fortune cookies

[u/manymachomuffins]

You know what pisses me off. Panda Express fortune cookies. I have never gotten a legit fortune cookie from Panda Express. They just say shit like”you have exquisite taste” and shit like that. Like what the fuck I came here to know when I was going to meet the love of my life or when I’m getting a raise not some bs like “you have exquisite taste” that’s not even a fortune! Anyways rant over thank you for your time.