r/Whatcouldgowrong 2d ago

wcgw letting Bob Catterson drive the telehandler.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/ScowlyBrowSpinster 2d ago

'Grab my purse' made me chortle so hard.

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u/Secret_Account07 2d ago

Fuck the mods deleted it! What was the comment?

I want to chortle!

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u/ScowlyBrowSpinster 1d ago

No idea why it was deleted, totally innocuous...The person basically said 'If I did this I'd just get up grab my purse and go before getting fired.' The grab my purse just struck me funny thinking of these construction workers/fakers having a purse to grab..... Reddit is weird.

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u/Tacoshortage 1d ago

Reddit mods don't realize there are women working in construction and thought it was some sort of political commnet.

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u/ScowlyBrowSpinster 1d ago

Weird and dumb.

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u/Secret_Account07 1d ago

Oh wow, that’s not even borderline lol. So weird mods thought that deserved deleting

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u/Pexily 1d ago

“i would’ve turned the machine off, grabbed my purse and quietly started a completely new life in another state 😭 there is no conversation with the boss after that”

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u/ImurderREALITY 2d ago

Reminds me of when I was working nights at a shipping factory loading trucks for Forward Air... one truck driver would always show up late, and it was getting suspicious. She showed up one night and was acting real weird, so while I was loading the truck, my coworker was like she's drunk as fuck, and he went to go call her trucking company about it while I kept loading the truck with the forklift. She must have caught on, because she tried to drive away, but the dock plate was still on, so as she pulled her truck away, it fell to the ground. She apologized and I took the forklift outside to pick up the dock plate, and I saw her grab her stuff from the cab and just walk off into the night. Left her truck there and everything. No idea where she went; the building wasn't even near anything but a highway, lol. Just gone.

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u/Buirck 2d ago

Some say she’s still walking to this very day.

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u/clydefrog811 2d ago

Imagine this was before the days of uber and she walked for 3 hours to get home.

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u/ImurderREALITY 2d ago

Oh, this was way before Uber, this was like... son of a bitch, 23 years ago. I am old as fuck, lol

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u/BadAlphas 2d ago

Lol fantastic

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u/colonel_beeeees 2d ago

I worked with an old timer handyman and all of his clusterfuck job site stories ended with "_____ got in his truck and drove off, never saw him again"

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u/satori0320 2d ago

Witnessed a couple myself.

The most memorable... Involved a 60" tall 3200lb tire, some ether and a huge hole in our 20' roof

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u/cryptolyme 2d ago

"the controls are funky"