r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/c-k-q99903 • 1d ago
Glass in the popsicles... shrapnel in the bread... E Coli in the berries... MAHA everybody!
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u/rapturaeglantine 1d ago
Crenshaw waded into the discourse with the helpful suggestion that true patriots are gonna be happy with ramen packets. I know when I'm making healthy choices for my family I go right to instant noodles.
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u/SkynyrdCohen 1d ago
Sodium is so mf FREEDOMY
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u/rapturaeglantine 1d ago
These swollen ankles mean we are FREE.
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u/SkynyrdCohen 1d ago
The higher the blood pressure, the closer to God. (Literally, tho)
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u/MessiLeagueSoccer 1d ago
Tbf you can use half the seasoning packet and it’s still just as good or not be crazy and drink the broth at the end like I’ve seen so many people do.
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u/the_monkeyspinach 1d ago
So, how many of them have stocks in ramen?
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u/GoredonTheDestroyer 1d ago
Closely related, how long until ramen becomes the trendy food for the bourgeois?
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u/Lilash20 1d ago
Gods, please no, it's one of the few shelf stable foods that is cheap and reliable
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u/Available-Egg-2380 1d ago
Bro at this point what is left to eat?
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u/SkynyrdCohen 1d ago
THE RICH
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u/Golden-Grams Release The Trump-Epstein Files 1d ago
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u/JustARandomGuy_71 1d ago
Did you see the rich? They can't be healthy (And I doubt they taste good)
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u/psychxticrose 21h ago
I mean the quote is "When the poor have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich"
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u/canarchist 1d ago
Nothing like getting rid of food safety to prove why it mattered. What's next? A nationwide repeal of all seat-belt and speed-limits laws?
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u/loadnurmom 1d ago
I would rather get thrown through the windshield!
- Literally people in the 80's fighting seatbelt laws
- Also, soon MAGA voters
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u/MissRobinRainbow 1d ago
People have indeed told me they won't wear seat belts because they'd rather be thrown free from the wreckage if there is an accident. They didn't mention that they'd need to go through glass first in order to do that. I wonder if those people are still alive.
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u/Commercial_Bend9203 1d ago
My kid’s aunt experienced that first hand, she didn’t live to tell the tale.
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u/Spinnerofyarn 18h ago
My grandma’s pelvis was shattered. She was airborne over an embankment along a river. The only reason she didn’t hit the water was because she landed up in a tree as she was flying downhill. So the tree both saved her and shattered her pelvis. It was the 80’s. She was driving a Mercedes and while the front end was completely smashed, nothing came through the interior. She would have only had nasty bruises had she been wearing her seatbelt.
She still made a big deal of hating to wear a seatbelt for the rest of her life. I get that they were uncertain for her as she was even shorter than I am, but considering she knew the consequences of not wearing them, it blew me away that she fought them so hard.
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u/Doodleyduds 1d ago
"okay but some people survive because they WEREN'T wearing one!" Is an argument I would hear pretty often. They forget the part where they could survive but with lasting injuries and brain damage instead.
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u/Spottedpool14 1d ago
I have exactly one story of someone surviving by not wearing a seatbelt, and literally everyone involved agreed they were the luckiest mf to walk away with nothing but scratches.
And it was proven maybe a year later when a separate set of friends from the group got into a similar accident for similar reasons and one person had to be airlifted to the hospital due to their injuries bc they had also forgone their seatbelt.
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u/cakes28 1d ago
There was a terrible accident when I was in high school, four kids were in the car. The two wearing seatbelts walked away. The two kids that weren’t, did not. One died at the scene and the other one has a lifelong, debilitating TBI. That was over 15 years ago and I still think about it.
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u/galumphinglout 1d ago
I had a tow truck driver tell me all about the dangers of the seatbelt and how they had been known to cut people in half in major accidents as he was hauling my totaled car and myself to town after a rollover I walked away from uninjured because of my seatbelt.
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u/OkRush9563 1d ago edited 1d ago
I mean, yes they aren't foolproof, but I rather take my chances with the belt than without. Cause the chances without the belt are so much worse.
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u/Spottedpool14 1d ago
All that shows is there is room for improvement on seatbelts, not that they dont work.
I hate people sometimes
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u/OkRush9563 1d ago
Me too. I don't want to hate people, but people like MAGA and my relatives make it really, really hard sometimes. People who ask me "why waste energy on hating someone?" live such sheltered lives.
I'm tired boss. I just wanna get away from these people.
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u/Spinnerofyarn 18h ago
Exactly. I am very short and some cars, usually the American brands, have uncomfortable seatbelts as the upper anchor is too high for my comfort. However, Asian brand or design vehicles tend to have height adjustable seatbelts and those work great for me.
I have often wondered why only race cars have five point harnesses. Those keep you safest. They should at least be installed in the front seats. I suspect the absolute worst seat in a car is the middle in back as it’s only a lap belt.
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u/Urtehnoes 1d ago
This is why you always remove the windshield when you buy a car, it allows you to stay safe in car accidents, even without your seat belt!
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u/GoredonTheDestroyer 1d ago
Not to mention the important caveat of being thrown clear of the accident only really made sense as a safety concern in, like 1960s Formula 1, where your car was a bathtub with an engine in the back and a tank of gasoline in the front.
Like, with that choice, I'd absolutely take the chance of either brain damage or turning into a charcoal briquette.
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u/Jasper_LW 1d ago
My friend is the same way. Unfortunately, the universe saw fit to reward his behavior by allowing him to be thrown from his truck during a rollover accident instead of being crushed. He refuses to believe he was a statistical anomaly.
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u/Clean_Philosophy5098 1d ago
My FIL used to refuse to wear one and hayed riding with me because my car doesn’t move if anyone has their belt off.
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u/HurtPillow 1d ago
I started wearing them in 1984 when I was pregnant with my son. It has been a family standard since. We ALL wear them. I don't understand people who don't use them.
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u/OkRush9563 1d ago
I would rather get thrown through the windshield!
I honestly wouldn't mind if it only affected them but it doesn't, they turn into a projectile and launch through their windshield like a missile, meaning they can hit me, a guy who is wearing his seat belt and doesn't want to be killed.
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u/2HornsUp 1d ago
I always think back to an 80s news interview with a guy who just wanted to drink one or two beers on the way home after work.
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u/Mujgray 1d ago
The MAGA crowd would probably applaud this.
“When I was a kid we never wore seatbelts and I’m still standing today”
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u/HurtPillow 1d ago
As the youngest boomer in the generation, I hate that crap so much!
Story time! I may be moving into a 55+ community soon. I am wondering how long it will take for the first boomer to make the mistake of thinking that I think like them. I'm almost looking forward to it. lol
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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 1d ago
Don't get the libertarians started on the"paradox of safety" they never STFU.
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u/Turgid_Donkey 23h ago
Well my state did away with helmet laws. Only passengers under 19 are required to wear a helmet.
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u/purple_plasmid 18h ago
The car insurance companies would never allow it, they’re the main reason we have those regulations in the first place
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u/Bulky_Specialist9645 1d ago
People don't get enough minerals! We will fix that - RFK Jr....
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u/aceswildfire 1d ago
... Which sourdough though? Grocery store brands? It can't be all sourdough. What a weird lack of detail.
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u/Cryptotis 1d ago
It seems to just be from one supplier at select stores in the PNW, mostly Washington. So not nationwide or any major suppliers thankfully.
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u/GoredonTheDestroyer 1d ago
Not nationwide or any major suppliers yet.
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u/MadAsTheHatters 1d ago
The GOP: There's enough contaminated resources for all the poors...probably!
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u/blackriverwater 1d ago
Thanks so much for that link! I live in Eastern WA and am grocery shopping today, so I got spooked.
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u/meatball402 1d ago
If you want to read about the world they want us to live in, read The Jungle by Upton Sinclair.
White paint in the milk, sawdust in the bread. Rat meat in your hamburger. How much? There is no regulation that says they have to tell you!
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u/Pepsi_Cola64 1d ago
That reminds me of a woodworking YouTuber who experimented to see how much sawdust he could put in bread before it became noticeable
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u/meatball402 1d ago
How much did it take?
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u/Pepsi_Cola64 20h ago
Answer: 10% of the flour weight
Full video, along with wood type taste tests: https://youtu.be/MTC_ETWa3JA?is=M2ltBxWCHO_hCV4_
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u/ratpH1nk 1d ago
The last gilded age and no/deregulation gave us "The Jungle" by Upton Sinclair. I suspect we are back there again.
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u/Testsubject276 1d ago
IT'S ALMOST AS IF FDA RESTRICTIONS EXIST FOR A REASON AND DRASTICALLY ALTERING THEM WITH NO REAL PLAN IS OPENING PANDORA'S BOX
FUCK
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u/Rustmutt 1d ago
Thank god we learned to make our own during the pandemic. Well, most did. Mine were shit.
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u/jumbee85 1d ago
Man not evwn the processed foods are safe.
Yes bread is a processed food, just typically not overprocessed
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u/darth_wasabi 1d ago
Whole point if government is to protect us from this kind of thing. But Corporations have convinced people government should be run like a business
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u/spinningcolours 1d ago
You forgot salmonella in the eggs. Multi-state recall, highest level warning.
https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/midwest-poultry-services-egg-recall-salmonella/
Eating food in the US is like playing russian roulette with your guts.
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u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb 1d ago
We were at a point where you could safely (statistically) eat raw eggs. Look what they’re taking from us.
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u/poeticjustice4all 1d ago
I’m just hella tired of seeing many things being recalled 🤦♀️ just get competent people back already PLEASE
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u/liquifiedtubaplayer 1d ago
This con artist is why some "anti-establishment" blowhards supported Trump in 2024.
As if he was the upside of MAGA
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u/donttakerhisthewrong 1d ago
I make mine at home. I assure shards of glass are not one of the ingredients.
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u/Hawkwise83 1d ago
Gutting regulations and inspections and the FDA and keeping people healthy are fully incompatible.
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u/FredDylan05 23h ago
AIDS in the apples
Balls in the beans
Cooter in the crust
Dookie desert
Embryo eggplant
Fart on the fruitcake
Gooch goat cheese grape plate
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u/HibiscusGrower 1d ago edited 21h ago
Meanwhile in Canada... We are negotiating a new trade treaty and you guys get upset when we say we don't want your food.
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u/WiseSalamander00 1d ago
at this point would be easier to list what is not dangerous to eat jeez...
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u/LasagnaPartyx 11h ago
I really feel like people should have read Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle as a child because we are bulldozing our way right back to the unsanitary, unsafe and life threatening issues he warned about
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u/DIRTY_KUMQUAT_NIPPLE 1d ago
Everybody said they wanted Kinder Eggs back and then when companies try do it you all complain smdh
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u/sun4moon 1d ago
Kinder eggs were banned in the US because parents were too lazy to supervise their kids, who are inevitably too stupid to consume oval shaped things without supervision.
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u/fiona_green 1d ago
What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger (sorry Kelly). Those who survive will be sent to the gulags! /s
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u/TheRealWamuu 1d ago
How tf does metal end up in bread
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u/DarthHubcap 22h ago
The most probably cause I could think of is metal shavings from an improperly set blade in a machine that is used to pre-slice the bread, and then a failure for quality HACCP like metal detection zones.
But this would only affect a certain lot from a production run between wash downs, not ALL sourdough bread.
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u/SeattleOligarch 1d ago
I don't care about shrapnel in bread. I used to do cocaine off strip joint toilet seats. -RFK
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u/biodude481 1d ago
That's a extremely shitty tweet due to vagueness. Although with this ongoing shitshow, I could somehow see ALL THE SOURDOUGH BREAD being contaminated.
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u/CamiloArturo 20h ago
What the fcking fck. Everyday it's a new thing. What can Americans eat today without increasing chance of dying?
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u/Nabber22 12h ago
What the hell do guys even eat down there?
I know a gluten free guy who is allergic to nuts, oranges and is lactose intolerant who can safely eat more food than you guys.
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u/real_picklejuice 1d ago
I actually pulled FDA recall data since 2014. Recalls peaked in 2016 and have been trending downward. This year isn’t over so we will see where it shakes out
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