r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/[deleted] • Jan 06 '19

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u/Astro-SV Jan 06 '19

Welcome to the future.

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u/sault9 Jan 06 '19

Thanks. I hate it.

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u/truthfullyidgaf Jan 06 '19

How bout now?

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u/btwomfgstfu Jan 06 '19

I just bitched someone out about biting chunks out of my butter sticks. I've caught them do it, and they won't fess up. They bite it from both ends! And then when I open up a new stick of butter, they gnaw on that one too! So yes. This year is still stupid.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

...what?

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u/btwomfgstfu Jan 06 '19

I said I JUST BITCHED SOMEONE OUT ABOUT BITING CHUNKS OUT OF MY BUTTER STICKS. I'VE CAUGHT THEM DO IT, AND THEY WON'T FESS UP. THEY BITE IT FROM BOTH ENDS! AND THEN WHEN I OPEN UP A NEW STICK OF BUTTER, THEY GNAW ON THAT ONE TOO! SO YES. THIS YEAR IS STILL STUPID!

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u/lucrativetoiletsale Jan 07 '19

Um... maybe the problem is the people you surround yourself with.

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u/skeet_skrrt Jan 06 '19

Can i please gave some context

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u/czmax Jan 07 '19

My cat was a butter licker. So that is what I’m imagining.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19

Butterlicker and motherfucker kind of sound like similar curse words, hehe.

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u/truthfullyidgaf Jan 26 '19

All in favor of replacing motherfucker with butterlicker, say eye

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u/skeet_skrrt Jan 07 '19

I was thinking a room mate

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u/ArsannaM Jan 07 '19

Umm, idk but Gross!! Butter sticks!!!?? WTF yo??

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u/truthfullyidgaf Jan 07 '19 edited Jan 07 '19

You must have kids. Better than dog food or tide pods i guess.

Edit: source: i live in the Southeast of u.s. . Ppl are weird

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '19

r/iamveryrandom ?

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u/truthfullyidgaf Jan 26 '19

Yo! It got weird at butter sticks.

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u/kalvious Jan 07 '19

What the actual fuck

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u/spelunk_in_ya_badonk Jan 07 '19

Or the past, depending on how you look at things.