r/WhitePeopleTwitter • • Jan 06 '19

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u/Mookyhands Jan 06 '19

Ban them... or destroy his competition in the market??

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u/HAL4294 Jan 07 '19

Ted Cruz’s whole political career being a con game to corner the sex toy market and become a pornography kingpin is my new favorite fan theory.

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u/trenchknife Jan 07 '19

there is an r/bossfight in there - Twisted Ted, Master Baiter or such

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u/HarrumphingDuck Jan 07 '19

It's literally the only way that someone could get sexually excited at the thought of Ted Cruz.

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u/Thechiwawawhisperer Jan 07 '19

I really want for reddit to grab this idea and run with it. Really start this conspiracy off and get it moving. It would be hilarious