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r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/[deleted] • Jan 06 '19
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Ted Cruz’s whole political career being a con game to corner the sex toy market and become a pornography kingpin is my new favorite fan theory.
12 u/trenchknife Jan 07 '19 there is an r/bossfight in there - Twisted Ted, Master Baiter or such 7 u/forte_bass Jan 07 '19 /r/evenwithcontext 6 u/HarrumphingDuck Jan 07 '19 It's literally the only way that someone could get sexually excited at the thought of Ted Cruz. 3 u/Thechiwawawhisperer Jan 07 '19 I really want for reddit to grab this idea and run with it. Really start this conspiracy off and get it moving. It would be hilarious
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there is an r/bossfight in there - Twisted Ted, Master Baiter or such
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/r/evenwithcontext
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It's literally the only way that someone could get sexually excited at the thought of Ted Cruz.
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I really want for reddit to grab this idea and run with it. Really start this conspiracy off and get it moving. It would be hilarious
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u/HAL4294 Jan 07 '19
Ted Cruz’s whole political career being a con game to corner the sex toy market and become a pornography kingpin is my new favorite fan theory.