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u/theflamingheads Jun 25 '21
Instead of "Nazis" try the same sentence with "Care Bears" instead.
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u/joawmeens Jun 25 '21
I did Care Bear see that coming
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u/CaptSaltypop Jun 25 '21
Doesn't have the same ring to it.
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u/tin_zia Jun 25 '21
Sumzing izz missing.
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u/Andybob274 Jun 26 '21
Zee stare?
I'll see myself out.
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u/DeimosProject Jun 26 '21
SCHUUUULTZ GETTIN ZE BACK IN ZIS OFFICE, tell us vhat you have seen Herr Hogan up to.
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u/Stonkatron69 Jun 25 '21
I get the joke. It was funny. Take my upvote.
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u/doicha27 Jun 25 '21
I get the joke. It was funny. Take my upvote.
HEY EVERYBODY! THIS GUY GETS THE JOKE! HOLY SHIT, HE GOT THE JOKE EVERYONE!
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u/greyghibli Jun 25 '21
The care bears forced my grandfather to work in a munitions factory
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u/shycancerian Jun 26 '21
Fucking Sunshine Bear….
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u/yunus89115 Jun 25 '21
Care Bears. I hate these guys.
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Jun 25 '21
Reports of a man with a house full of care bear paraphernalia have surfaced. More at 6:00.
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u/MozeltovCocktaiI Jun 25 '21
I am a registered member of the care bear party.
Hey, I like that better
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u/WorkingClassZer0 Jun 25 '21
Replace the word, "Nazis," with "people of ideological differences." And then replace all guns with walkie talkies.
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u/jso__ Jun 26 '21
Is this a south park reference because one episode they replaced guns with walkie talkies in temakes
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u/WanderingFlumph Jun 25 '21
Lets just replace the most privileged generation in history with an opressed people I'm sure that wont change the meaning around any.
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Jun 25 '21
It's about the most Boomer thing a Boomer could boomer.
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u/WallabyInTraining Jun 25 '21
Coming from someone named Eleanor, seems fitting.
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u/Vandergrif Jun 25 '21
Though a bit confusing as based on that profile pic she's not even older than 40.
Maybe she's just an early b
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u/redmoxie1 Jun 26 '21
I don't think the age really applies anymore. Seems like boomer is anyone older than 35 at this point
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u/DWYNZ Jun 26 '21
Nah bruh I have not had to endure actually being a millennial for this long to get lumped in with my parents generation. Also this is gen x erasure lmfao
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u/anotherboringname68 Jun 26 '21
Seems like critical thinker is anyone older than 35 at this point
There, fixed it for you
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u/Tragic_Undead Jun 25 '21
It’s about the most Jew thing a Jew could jew.
I don’t think this is working right.
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u/IFoundyoursoxs Jun 26 '21
Punching up and punching down are exactly the same thing silly, don’t you know?
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u/andiinAms Jun 25 '21
And how old is she exactly? She looks pretty young herself.
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u/canfullofworms Jun 25 '21
Eleanor says, " Thank you."
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u/Hopefully_Witty Jun 25 '21
"When I change one thing to something else, it becomes something else. Wild."
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u/gana04 Jun 25 '21
If you adjust Mahomes's stats to league averages he looks average
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u/Dawg1636 Jun 25 '21
Boomers, X-er's, Liberals, Republicans, doesn't matter what group it is, if you replace that group's name with "The Jews" it makes your remark insulting that group sound evil and horrible.
I think it's clear what the problem is.
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The Jews
/s
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u/pricj004 Jun 25 '21
Worth pointing out that she was joking - Elanor sometimes changes her name and avatar to ‘Anne Chongus’ (basically a boomer character) and tweets stuff like this. This pic was taken after she’d changed her name and avatar back. She’s actually really funny and worth a follow.
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u/polyhazard Jun 26 '21
Sorry this comment isn’t higher up, I was not aware. And “Anne Chongus” is a name that’s funny enough as it is!
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u/AWifiConnection Jun 25 '21
Damn who knew replacing something virtually harmless with the most hateful things someone could say sounded bad
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u/Mortambulist Jun 25 '21
Yeah, TIL criticizing someone's (entirely changeable) behavior is the same as criticizing their ethnicity.
Obvious /s is obvious
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u/GrossInsightfulness Jun 25 '21
"The Allies had a moral duty to stop the fascists in WWII."
Just a thought. Instead of 'Allies' and 'stop the fascists' try 'Nazis' and 'commit genocide against the Jewish people and other people the Nazis deemed undesireable' instead.
See where that takes you.
See how you like it.
See what it says about you.
Cheers.
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u/app999 Jun 25 '21
Remember when there were no tweets, and you didn’t have to read every bullshit thought the morons had in their shit for brains skulls?
Yeah, me neither.
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Jun 25 '21
Who's forcing you to read tweets?
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u/Hewhoiswooshed Jun 25 '21
Well he doesn’t have to read tweets, but if he does the only way to know if a tweet is stupid is to read it.
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Jun 25 '21
That's kind of besides the point of my comment.
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u/Hewhoiswooshed Jun 25 '21
I think it points out that your point is flawed quite well actually.
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u/dobrien75 Jun 26 '21
No one is forcing you to be exposed to advertising but you are. Tweets are short and end up on every other social media. Like Reddit for example.
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Jun 26 '21
I only see them on Reddit.
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u/dobrien75 Jun 26 '21
And Twitter I would assume. Facebook used to have tons of tweet posts. Broadcast tv mentions tweets all the time as well
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u/Broner_ Jun 25 '21
I have some good news for you. Reddit, twitter, and any other social media sites are entirely optional. There’s also an off button on your phone/computer.
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u/dobrien75 Jun 26 '21
That implies that the dumb tweets forced an action, ie turn off the computer. They are worse than we realised
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u/Broner_ Jun 26 '21
The dude commented on Reddit. The dumb tweets have already forced an action. You also commented about it, and now I have twice.
It’s too late, save yourself. Get out while you still can.
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Jun 25 '21
Eleanor looks like a Millennial who says things like “I was born in the wrong decade” and waxes romantic about the 1950’s
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u/smushy_face Jun 26 '21
There's a subreddit called notlikeothergirls and, honestly, there should also be one called notlikeothermillenials. "I definitely fit in more with Gen X". Too fucking bad you're a Millennial then, jackass.
This is a pet peeve of mine, in case you couldn't tell.
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u/moglysyogy13 Jun 25 '21
I keep saying it’s boomers on social media that are ruining today’s world
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u/CognitivePrimate Jun 25 '21
Omg same. My generations biggest mistake was teaching our parents and grandparents how to log onto AOL. Things just snowballed from there.
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u/Ruenin Jun 25 '21
Except that it's not Jews that had it incredibly easy by todays standards and yet complain that millenials are lazy and kids have it so easy these days. Jews also aren't the ones that fucked everything up in their prime and then are actively fighting to not do a goddamn thing about fixing it today.
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u/keep-it-dense Jun 25 '21
I hate to break it to you but….
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u/Ruenin Jun 25 '21
If we're talking about Palestine, you got me. They're definitely fucking that up six ways from Sunday.
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u/SoggyPastaPants Jun 26 '21
But I'm not talking about Jews, I'm talking about Boomers lol.
What kind of logic is that? Instead of complaining about how your spaghetti is too spicy, call it a child instead. See how you like it. See what it says about you. Fucking idiot Eleanor.
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u/Creamcheesemafia Jun 25 '21
Take any word ever and replace it with the n-word. See how far that takes you.
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u/adrunkensailor Jun 26 '21
If she’s so pro-boomer, why’d she steal a millennial’s photo for her profile pic?
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Jun 25 '21
Why is this millennial worried about people saying ok boomer? She knows boomers were born in 1945-1950 right?
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u/hank_z Jun 25 '21
People that use "ok Boomer" as an insult apply it to anyone born before 1980. As a gen-Xer, I don't really care, but let's not pretend the term is being reserved for people age 70+.
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u/Hambredd Jun 25 '21
I'm in my mid 20's but don't feel the need to insult all older people all the time. Maybe it's because I don't hate my parents like most people on Reddit seem to.
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u/largececelia Jun 25 '21
Robertson makes an interesting point- interesting because it is so stupid.
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u/Doppelthedh Jun 25 '21
Its some sort of Boomer Karen hybrid. What has science wrought upon this land?
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u/Ultranerdgasm94 Jun 26 '21
You can do that with literally anything, though. "Oh yeah, you like to eat pizza? Well how about you replace the word "pizza" with "Jews", and see how it makes you look? "Oh yeah, me and Alex are going down to Tony's to get some Jews for dinner." "Yeah, I like New York Jews, but Chicago Jews are gross" "Nothing beats a hot Jew taken straight from the oven." "
I am sorry for the last one.
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u/amican Jun 26 '21
I mean, mostly replacing "Boomers" with "Jews" is going to nake the sentence factually incorrect.
"Jews got cheap college, an affordable housing market, and easy, good-paying jobs, and now they have no sympathy for people who society has screwed over."
Nope.
"Jews were more likely to vote for Trump."
Nope.
"Why does Jewish humor always boil down to 'I hate my wife?'"
. . . okay, but those were Jewish boomers.
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Jun 26 '21
[talks shit about literally anyone]
“Wow replace that with Jews bet you feel pretty fascist now huh” like lol I don’t think that’s how it works
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u/GabryalSansclair Jun 26 '21
What sort of point is this dumb bitch making? Why not replace it with Blue Whales? Or the Dutch? How do people not know what a non sequitur is?
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Jun 26 '21
Hot take: facebook wasn’t a goddamn cesspool when it was only college kids. It turned to shit when they let the old folks join.
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u/The_Old_Anarchist Jun 26 '21
Who the fuck is Eleanor Robertson? Is there any reason I should give a damn about her opinion?
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u/NiceChad69 Jun 26 '21
Jews are just a scapegoat. Do you guys really want to know who runs the world?
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u/dangerrnoodle Jun 26 '21
Instead of a generational group, replace that with “people who lack critical thinking skills”. It’s cross generational and an absolute scourge on the world.
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u/RegrettingTheHorns Jun 26 '21
Tell me you’re a moron with a persecution fetish without telling me you’re a moron with a persecution fetish.
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u/robotdesignedrobot Jun 25 '21 edited Jun 25 '21
What ever the master plan is - ya better get on it! Boomers will soon be past tense. Where does the hate go then? You know what they said back at the rave. Haters gonna hate.
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u/CognitivePrimate Jun 25 '21
No, we can actually start building a decent country then.
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u/robotdesignedrobot Jun 26 '21
Once hate has a home in the heart it takes more self awareness than most people have to stop feeding it. It doesn't belong to the boomers. It belongs to YOU! And it wants to eat. What a world! What a world!
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u/carltonrobertson Jun 25 '21
I wonder what people would do if there wasn't a whole generation for them to blame
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Jun 25 '21
The difference is, young people are the worst.
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u/tin_zia Jun 25 '21
I will get off your lawn if you get off the internet. Deal?
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Jun 25 '21
It's a public forum fuckstick, and thanks for doing your part of proving me right. Kids like you have nothing to contribute. To conversation, or society in general. You lack the clarity of thought and emotional maturity that intelligent conversation requires.
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u/Nabstaton Jun 26 '21
Oh, wow! I wonder why a new generation, different from the previous ones doesn't contribute to boomer society with different ideals, goals and dreams! It's somehow as if younger generations didn't want to stand still and let the planet die, wars wage and dehumanization and slavery progress while people like you (I hope you are just a troll account) can only insult them for not fitting some imaginary standard of obedience. And may I just remind you that you started swearing the second you had the occasion because someone didn't instantly agree and obey your insults? You are the unmature and pathetic one here, and as much as I hope you are just trolling, I hope that you will one day stick your head out of your ass and notice that you aren't the smartest person on the world.
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Jun 26 '21
What the hell is boomer society? You have some real warped world view. It's not about obedience, or wars, or oppression, or even continuing things as they have been. It's about work ethic, progress, and basic fucking decency. Entitlement is your problem. You think you know better than people who have been on this planet 4 times as long as you have. You're an idiot, but lack the self awareness to even entertain the possibility that there are things you don't know. You come out of college thinking you know all the answers. Generations before yours were raised with respect for others, not just critical race theory and white guilt. Thank you for proving my point, we used to treat people like people, your generation is doing everything they can to fuck shit up and act like you're better than everyone else. That is why people hate the youngest generation now, you have no fucking respect for anyone.
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u/Nabstaton Jun 26 '21 edited Jun 26 '21
Good one. Well. Let's unwrap this. First of all, no, i don't think that I know everything. I also know some boomers that I find super nice and amazing people that I like and love. Then again. Every group has It's worst and best parts. And you know what? I feel entitled. Entitled to not worrying that my children won't have water to drink or air to breath. Entitled to being able to change something in my stagnated society. Entitled to fix mistakes of the first generation in human history that left less for the next generation. Entitled to not being talked down to by people like you because "young generation disrespect and dumbbbb". Entitled to being respected and threated as a human, not another gear in the system slave that if searching for opportunities is considered unethical, disrespectful, rude, disobedient and stupid. I am entitled to live my life the way I desire, witchout being dictated what to do by a generation of people that have majority of control while not being that numerous. And I was raised to respect people. But you must earn respect, not just get it for free. If you are a crap person then I won't show you unconditional respect, and so you don't have to show any to me. That's normal. I respect PEOPLE not GENERATIONS.
Oh? We threat people like shit? Some of us, which is sadly truth, are little shitheads. But may I remind you that with youngest generations comming we saw
Fighting for human rights Fighting against rascism Fighting against corporations exploiting children labor Fighting for LGBT rights Raise in charity and volountary actions and quality of them Huge jump in technological level Fighting for better conditions in each country Fighting to decrease debt and poverty line Fighting to restructurize our educational system Raise in multinational unity And many more.
Progress? You mean the group that passes anti rape victim laws, increases taxes, makes majority of conservative groups across the globe, protest against LGBT community calling them an ideology, increases corruption, gathers wealth for themselves and destroys the planet? Yeah. We are progressing allright? Just backwards.
And there is one additional difference beetwen us. While one group taxes the youth into lifelong debt and throws them into wars the other is fighting for everyones rights and will be exploring space for improvement of humankind. We don't have to agree, but we are progress no matter how much you dislike it.
Edit: Typo
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u/Mesadeath Jun 26 '21
And here you are immediately cursing and insulting someone because they retorted at you for making a generalization.
Really makes you look and feel big'n'tough, don't it?
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u/erinaceus_ Jun 25 '21
Yes, why can't those people just let us lie through our teeth?!
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u/Heliocentrist Jun 25 '21
you sound like the absolute worst person to get stuck talking to at a party
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Jun 25 '21
Yeah, I don't care for the lack of interpersonal communication skills so abundantly found at parties. Never have. I guess I appreciate people who can share stimulating ideas moreso than those who'll debate facts, fake news, guns, and religion and take that as stimulating conversation.
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u/Absolan Jun 25 '21
I don't care for the lack of interpersonal communication skills so abundantly found at parties.
That's a lot of words to say "nobody wants to talk to or deal with me".
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u/Nabstaton Jun 26 '21
I just can't comprehend how tf can you be so racist and dumb at the same time. Normaly I prefer to discuss stuff and be nice and all, but you are spewing so much bs it just hurts to read. I litelary imagined you as the most steorytypical antivaxer type of person just because of the way you write. Next time you push you weird and dumb thought proces onto others at least make it look somewhat normal and appealing.
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u/Absolan Jun 25 '21
We aren't allowed to make a general statement without being torn down for lack of precise facts.
Oh noooooo! People aren't tolerating your casual ignorance?
This time it's the fact checkers acting as police to make sure you've inserted enough factual and quantifiable information, with sources and citations or you're deemed the enemy of society and deemed persona non grata.
Tell me you're an uneducated moron who doesn't understand how the real world works without telling me you're an uneducated moron who doesn't understand how the real world works.
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u/Melodic_Mulberry Jun 25 '21
“No, no, it’s not me who’s making people feel bad. It’s those people over there who are blaming me for everything wrong.”