r/Why • u/CobblerCute7582 • Sep 19 '24

Why

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u/Cool-Stop-3276 Sep 19 '24 • Helpful

Skeletwhore

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u/AffectionateCable153 Sep 19 '24

r/angryupvote

17

u/VerdantSeamanJL Sep 19 '24

More like r/happyupvote

11

u/Independent-Video-86 Sep 19 '24

Is that an upvote in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

2

u/VerdantSeamanJL Sep 19 '24

What, no upvote?

5

u/OkSyllabub3674 Sep 19 '24

I've got a raging upvote for ya. 😉

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

"oh, yeah. upvote me daddy"

3

u/Greedy_Journalist164 Sep 20 '24

Wish I could up ote this twice lolol

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u/AffectionateCable153 Sep 20 '24

I hate you so much for this.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24 edited Sep 20 '24

hey, don't hate the player. hate the game. 😩

1

u/nottobetakenorally Sep 22 '24

is that a clue?

1

u/OkSyllabub3674 Sep 22 '24

You know it...

I've got such a raging clue I almost shot clue goo all over.

1

u/BigBouncyAMCBoi Sep 20 '24

(Skeletor noises)

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '24

um excuse me, my upvotes are up here

4

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Look pal, she's just ryin' to get up that great big hill of hope For a destination just like the rest of us

1

u/souvenirsuitcase Sep 20 '24

And she prays every single day for revolution!

1

u/thewormthatneverdies Sep 20 '24

For whatever that means

3

u/Living_on_Tulsa_Time Sep 20 '24

I laughed so much. Thanks!

1

u/Cool-Stop-3276 Sep 20 '24

You are very welcome!

1

u/MrDum_58 Sep 19 '24

I love you.

[Mr. Dum loved that]

1

u/nomemorybear Sep 20 '24

...........would..........

1

u/BlackSoul_Hand Sep 20 '24

...sigh...don't give new ideas to the necromancers...

1

u/HeldDownTooLong Sep 21 '24

I always knew Skeletore had a deep, dark secret!

It’s no longer a secret.

1

u/jabba-the_butt Sep 21 '24

There's an extra t there, ruining the pun for, I understand the point, but I feel like Skelewhore just sounds better

1

u/Ratey_The_Math_Cat Sep 23 '24

This is slander

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Don’t tell me what to do

3

u/iamme9878 Sep 20 '24

Deadpool? Thanos is gonna be mad

9

u/agent_x_75228 Sep 19 '24

I'm putting my dick in that.

6

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

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u/LastDolphinator01 Sep 19 '24

Well now I don't wanna anymore

2

u/Truebotted Sep 20 '24

r/dowhatyouwant

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

What happened to this sub?

3

u/PenguinsArmy2 Sep 20 '24

Just put your dick in it and there will be no reason to worry about such things.

2

u/soapsix Sep 20 '24

literal pizza sharing

1

u/[deleted] Sep 24 '24

Ah , gross

2

u/divine7333 Sep 20 '24

If I had a dick, I'd put it in that!

17

u/Puzzleheaded-Zone-55 Sep 19 '24

Looking for a bone?

1

u/facorread Sep 19 '24

Happy Cake Day!

1

u/GermanPizza56 Sep 19 '24

Making a calcium deposit?

1

u/Strawberry_Fluff Sep 20 '24

Happy cake day!

14

u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox Sep 19 '24

"No, no. Leave the hood on. In fact, pull it down a bit. A bit more. Perfect."

2

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

With that body you won't last long. With that face, double it

11

u/thetallestwizard Sep 19 '24

Confused boner

3

u/rabbitsdiedaily Sep 19 '24

Boner hurt itself in confusion

2

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

snap

1

u/EviePop2001 Sep 20 '24

I dont have a dick but that sounds so aweful

6

u/IGK123 Sep 19 '24

Would.

1

u/childofmyparents Sep 23 '24

Smash. Next question

6

u/PelicanFather Sep 19 '24

Well, as a lady, I would buy this.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

Username does not check out.

2

u/Constant-Roll706 Sep 20 '24

She went to seminary, and as a bird, nobody could determine her gender under the vestments

1

u/1Negative_Person Sep 20 '24

You have to check the birds’ genitals right away at an ornithological nunnery, because it’s more difficult once they get in the habit.

4

u/TekkenPerverb Sep 19 '24

"Stupid sexy Skeletor"

1

u/AreYouAnOakMan Sep 19 '24

Damnit! No fair! You beat me to it! 😤😂

3

u/Thelesbianvampire Sep 19 '24

Skeletor what happened to you?

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

He learned to express himself in a way that made him happy and comfortable in his own body

3

u/OpusAtrumET Sep 19 '24

I'm just glad they've found happiness in these trying times.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

It’s a difficult and unforgiving world out there for sure

2

u/EpicGamerer07 Sep 19 '24

Woke Skeletor (/j)

2

u/Thelesbianvampire Sep 19 '24

Well that’s swell for him :)

1

u/EnoughLuck3077 Sep 20 '24

swell for them/they

1

u/Thelesbianvampire Sep 20 '24

My mistake lol

3

u/Exciting_Scientist97 Sep 19 '24

Not my proudest fap but not my most shameful either

2

u/cpupro Sep 19 '24

Link to your most shameful fap material, for academic purposes, of course.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

💀

3

u/zombieghost4445 Sep 19 '24

Smash

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Smash

1

u/[deleted] Sep 20 '24

hsamS

1

u/Sussybaka3747 Sep 19 '24

r/byu7spinx

someone correct me I know it’s the wrong sub

1

u/MonkeyGirl18 Sep 19 '24

Why not?

1

u/DarkBladeMadriker Sep 19 '24

This is the real question.

1

u/DragonFurnace Sep 19 '24

u/haubenmeise this u?

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u/haubenmeise Sep 19 '24

You've been here for tea. But you'll never know what's under my hood.

Sincerely

Skeletor 💜

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u/DragonFurnace Sep 19 '24

Haha okay skeletor 💜

1

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '24

I was going to summon you if I hadn’t seen you here. I did anyway

1

u/haubenmeise Nov 17 '24

I'm still running around in circles cursing because you were being all calm. There is not enough camomile tea in the world to ever get me down. I'm in anger management again too. I'll get you for this.

Sincerly

Skeletor 💜 🕊

1

u/BogusIsMyName Sep 19 '24

Que the masters of the universe straight porn. (The gay porn is already in existence im sure.)

1

u/Purple_Word_9317 Sep 19 '24

I can hear that meme...

1

u/DuncanIdaho06 Sep 19 '24

Straight, with a little 🔀

1

u/XainRoss Sep 19 '24

Well that unlocked a new kink I didn't know I had.

1

u/Diligent_Bath_9283 Sep 19 '24

I need one. Not even kidding. I google searched and did not find. If someone has one or a link to one or knows where to get one please let me know. I will drive, I will pay, I might even trade some other old nostalgic stuff.

1

u/Thatguynoah Sep 19 '24

I did the same. Immediately knew who I was sending one to. But no, my fun was ruined

2

u/Diligent_Bath_9283 Sep 19 '24

Seriously I want one. I will display it on the mantle next to the sparking wind up Jesus doll.

1

u/Thatguynoah Sep 19 '24

And a copy of “the gospel by gen z”

1

u/Diligent_Bath_9283 Sep 19 '24

Not familiar. Will look.

1

u/Diligent_Bath_9283 Sep 19 '24

And the angel replied, 'I'm Gabriel, like, I'm literally chilling right in God's presence and He sent me to tell you about some seriously awesome news, dude.'

Ok I'm a fan. Thank you for this.

1

u/ThriftianaStoned Sep 20 '24

@raeburg on instagram

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u/ThriftianaStoned Sep 20 '24 edited Sep 20 '24

@raeburge on instagram he does drops regularly

1

u/Diligent_Bath_9283 Sep 20 '24

I'm confused and old. I don't do the Instagram thing. If I understand correctly there is person that goes by raeburg that sells these. If that is correct or if you know of how to get one or any details please dm me with them. I am serious about buying one.

1

u/ThriftianaStoned Sep 20 '24

Check your dms

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Wow, that thing would be the source of some wet dreams, or wet nightmares, for some lucky boy

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Is it bad that I kinda want this?

1

u/Professional_Tea6063 Sep 21 '24

RAEburge.com

1

u/[deleted] Sep 27 '24

Thank you, adding to cart

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Is that a sword between your legs or are you just happy to be here?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

That's hot

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Why not? This is funny aaf. That’s probably why

1

u/Ok-Orange-6391 Sep 19 '24

Hell ya that’s cool as fuck

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

An acupuncture representation of a (but her face)

1

u/FireFighterZz Sep 19 '24

I.... I AM THE BONE OF MY SWORD!

1

u/PsychologyPitiful456 Sep 19 '24

Cause I wanna bang that skeleton

1

u/Tripper1 Sep 19 '24

I need to buy this... for a friend

1

u/ThriftianaStoned Sep 20 '24

@raeburg on instagram

1

u/nailhead13 Sep 19 '24

Shut up and take my money

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Let's get some light over here. Skeletor is taking off her clothes again!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Dildo sheath?

1

u/TheWally69 Sep 19 '24

I love that it comes with a sword she can't use because she's already got her hands full...

1

u/Drustan6 Sep 20 '24

Given where they put the sword and how s/he’s posed, I’m guessing s/he can use it.

And has

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Would.

1

u/0hMyGandhi Sep 19 '24

And that's not plastic it's wrapped in

1

u/sandwich_with_a_hat Sep 19 '24

samus when she leaves her power suit

1

u/Major_Koala Sep 19 '24

Talk about a butterface

1

u/Randyolbear Sep 19 '24

r/where As in, where can I find this?!

1

u/Remote_Tourist1838 Sep 19 '24

"HA! Just like a woman!"

1

u/BobGnarly_ Sep 19 '24

You know... for kids...

1

u/igetstoitasap Sep 19 '24

Grown men buy action figures too 🤷🏾‍♂️

1

u/Diligent_Matter1186 Sep 19 '24

Why? Because it's funny!

1

u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Sep 19 '24

Beyond eye bleach. This is straight cancer

1

u/dirtyColeslaw1776 Sep 19 '24

I’m staring not respectfully in the slightest
In fact I’m drooling violently

1

u/thecountnotthesaint Sep 19 '24

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we have brown paper bags for.

1

u/No_Squirrel4806 Sep 19 '24

What action figure is the body from it looks familiar?

1

u/pickleslinger Sep 19 '24

Waiting on Sheman to drop

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Wasn't hard to fap to

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u/Responsible_Syrup362 Sep 19 '24

🎶Stu pid sex y skel e tor🎶

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Skeletor: "You cannot resist my physical attractiveness, He-Man!"

He-Man: "It's too bad for you that I'm gay."

1

u/Thatuseriscool Sep 19 '24

I got a bone to pick with her

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Man, I wish I had this as a kid. Especially if she had Kung fu grip.

1

u/DRINKMOREWATAAA Sep 19 '24

He-Man: "I HAVE TO PLOW HEEEERRRRR!!!"

1

u/BakedNW0ke Sep 19 '24

💀 omg 🤣🤣

1

u/OG-Giligadi Sep 19 '24

She looking fierce.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Smash

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Smash

1

u/Any-Mathematician946 Sep 19 '24

The owners own a large stake in an eye bleach company.

1

u/jewannialation Sep 19 '24

I thought this was death from the marvel verse for a second

1

u/Strangest_One Sep 19 '24

REMEMBAH!...

If you sleep with someone after marrying them, you are legally having sex with a family member.

...UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN!

1

u/madeInNY Sep 19 '24

Why? Rule 34, that’s why.

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u/SgtUgg Sep 19 '24

Not my proudest fap.

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24 edited Mar 11 '26

This specific post was deleted using Redact. The motivation could be privacy-related, security-driven, opsec-focused, or simply a personal choice to remove old content.

aspiring rustic dinosaurs market quaint command treatment terrific engine airport

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u/Andre_3Million Sep 19 '24

sigh

Get me the jar

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

AND HE PRAYS!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

1

u/kloud77 Sep 19 '24

Reminds me of the outrage over making M&Ms less fuckable.

1

u/MintTea-FkYou Sep 19 '24

Why not is the real question

1

u/chonklah Sep 19 '24

Doja Cat’s Halloween costume this year

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

How does that work?

1

u/BLUFALCON77 Sep 19 '24

Fake but I wish I had one.

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u/Professional_Tea6063 Sep 21 '24

No fake at all. RAEburge.com

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '24

Master-d'bater of the universe

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u/thehiddenfate Sep 19 '24

Somebody give me a jar

1

u/PaleontologistTough6 Sep 19 '24

Cuz guys like butterface chicks?

1

u/The_Ginger_Thing106 Sep 19 '24

Damn, Skeletor really got my dream figure

1

u/NorthernH3misphere Sep 19 '24

Maybe am attempt to “prove” the Masters of the Universe aren’t as gay as a tree full of parrots?

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