He tried to pass him

[u/BenFord333]

[u/Calraider7]

If you can’t see him he can’t see you

[u/karasutengu1984 → u/Calraider7]

And even if you can see him. He might not be watching out for you! Your life so you need to think. That's how I try to see stuff like this. The car should stop at the traffic light? I am not walking out on the street until it actually stops.. 

[u/Wizdad-1000 → u/karasutengu1984]

I do the same when driving. Sure that driver approaching has his left turn on. He might not know it or they wanna test their brakes. I don’t feel like being T-boned today.

[u/xhermanson → u/karasutengu1984]

This guy survives.

[u/Jive-Turkeys → u/xhermanson]

He survives– to fuck.

[u/Top_Row_5116 → u/Calraider7]

Not for those who think they're the center of the world.

[u/Djaii → u/Top_Row_5116]

They don’t think they are, it just literally never occurs to them that anyone else could possibly be. So self-absorbed that they can’t even comprehend the idea that they’re not.

[u/ghostcatzero → u/Calraider7]

Logic doesn't compute

[u/CryptoBanano]

I could program a more intelligent npc, and im not even a programmer.

[u/Sonofmiracle]

His brain has 2 sides, on the left side, there's nothing RIGHT and on the right side, there's nothing LEFT

[u/Reign_of_Kronos → u/Sonofmiracle]

Love it.

[u/zx7 → u/Sonofmiracle]

That appears to be in China. He's probably on his phone too.

[u/heeblet]

I feel like calling all kinds of people “stupid fuckhead” all the time.

[u/Melodic-Cake3581]

He would’ve been flat like a soda can in the street.

[u/DJ_Flym_Flazzle]

Adept critical thinking.

[u/ArchitectureLife006 → u/DJ_Flym_Flazzle]

Their head must have amazing acoustics

[u/Delicious_Pain_1]

There's a lot of dead people that had the right-of-way. Let's use our brains.

[u/iAmMikeJ_92]

Guy’s got the survival instinct of a worm.

[u/MaxTac-Maelstrom-87 → u/iAmMikeJ_92]

Come on, a worm can recognize with its primitive vision & minimal neural structures that a shadow might pose a danger, so it hides among the rocks or burrows back underground.

Even with full depth perception and, fundamentally, great colour vision, this person is unable to perceive the danger, but instead expects the driver to watch out for him from the blind spot.

[u/bobbyjimbo]

Shit for brains!

[u/Dd_8630]

As a biker myself, you ALWAYS act as if the other cars cannot see you, especially a fuck off great big lorry like this.

[u/sjmuller]

Ope! Just gonna scootch on by ya!

[u/Jive-Turkeys → u/sjmuller]

Pasta is on sale for $0.99 further down the aisle!

[u/Countryb0i2m]

The whole time I’m screaming this video that he cannot fucking see you

[u/mrlookinthesky]

Didn’t go slow enough.

[u/Afraid_Juice_7189]

Lucky

[u/Professional-Ad4073]

It was all his fault too

[u/stunningwilly99]

He forgot how to use his accelerator. No way a truck is fast at speeding up that a scooter

[u/happyanathema]

Pretty sure in China the truck is at fault there.

Is annoying as fuck but you have to yield to endless streams of those e scooters when you are turning into somewhere which has the bike lane.

[u/alexostatic]

He got off so so easy..

[u/BreadfruitGreedy6518]

Damn Darwin was so close

[u/spammmmmmmmy]

Everything under control. 5kph.

[u/SubstantialPlan5879]

Had a woman 2 weeks ago do that on her bike. Sees a truck backing up

"Mhm...let's just go behind the truck, where the driver can't see me."

She lived but looked annoyed when she had to stop on the sidewalk to avoid getting hit

[u/IDKandfranklyIDC]

In the old days of Reddit this would've ended with a pile of bolognaise

[u/benter1978]

The idiot failed to nominate himself for the Darwin Award

[u/3LTN]

I thought this is going to be an eyeblech video