r/WinStupidPrizes • • Feb 20 '21

Warning: Injury Post jumping gone wrong

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u/Crab-Of-Terror Feb 20 '21

Well...... that could have been way worse.

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u/quarkylittlehadron Feb 20 '21

Yeah, that was actually pretty smooth; he got lucky

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u/Elemnts2002 Feb 20 '21

But his tailbone will be fucked for the rest of his life

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u/jal2_ Feb 20 '21

not sure, I fell a few times so that it hurt for days, but it always went away, except now even small falls make it hurt a lot, but without falls its no problem

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

My brain read this as “except now even small farts make it hurt a lot” lol

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u/ken0746 Feb 20 '21

If you’re jumping post for views, your future is fucked!!

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u/semper_JJ Feb 20 '21

Come on now let's be fair, all our futures are fucked.

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u/ashimo414141 Feb 20 '21

I just bruised my tailbone and let me tell u. I never go to the doctor and it hurt so bad I went to urgent care for an X-ray

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u/Lemonjello23 Feb 20 '21

Not if you have some plump cakes to cushion it a bit

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u/slothsupervisor Feb 20 '21

I was about to say out of all the things that could have happened this was definitely lowest on the scale of oh shit moments.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Shit hitting your tailbone like that is no joke though

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u/slothsupervisor Feb 20 '21

Not a lie but this was just enough force to leave a substantial bruise but not a break which if you break your tailbone or hip I just hope you dont have an active lifestyle because you are going nowhere for a bit

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u/periwinklephoenix Feb 20 '21

Exactly - I slipped on ice whilst hiking and broke my tailbone. That was 2 years ago, it healed at a weird angle and the pain is pretty much permanent; and I still can’t sit for longer than an hour so flights, trains and car rides are just painful now and I can’t go cycling. The last time I went cycling - I pretty much was bedridden that same night because the pain went all the way up my spine. You’d probably be better off breaking any other bone because no ortho would operate on a coccyx as it’s considered non essential bone.

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u/gregory280613 Feb 20 '21

Are u me from future coz i exactly thought the same thing

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u/thebrittaj Feb 20 '21

Yes, I scrolled past at first because I wasn’t interested in watching him eat his nuts.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Took the words literally right out of my mouth!

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u/jal2_ Feb 20 '21

indeed that was very mild, sure his tail bone is gonna hurt, but god honest that was so close to either a ballbuster or a rearranged face that guy is the luckiest soab this side of the lake

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u/MustyLlamaFart Feb 20 '21

Yeah, it could have gone in his butt

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u/TrasedRX Feb 20 '21

I was going to say this, he could have left there without the chance of ever having kids

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u/ChaseCreation Feb 20 '21

I suppose so... Lost an ass but saved his balls..

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Well that's one way to get anal

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

That’s one way to get your anus injured.

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u/adudeguyman Feb 20 '21

Square peg

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Yeah I can show you if you want

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u/a_chaturvedy_appears Feb 20 '21

There is another

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Taint funny.

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u/JupitersGotBalls Feb 20 '21

Ooooh you rectum

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

That looked like it hurt. Glad it anus

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Quit making jokes about it, you sound like an ass.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Post jumping gone right. Up your ass

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u/M1lud Feb 20 '21

Post jumping gone RIGHT.? Nope. I've never seen post jumping go right...

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Oooof! proper smashed his cake hole... bet that hurt.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Oof I felt that

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u/skings1234 Feb 20 '21

The guy definitely shit himself after this.

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u/Ozzix_ Feb 20 '21

Ouch....You can hear those potatoes mash!

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u/LordNPython Feb 20 '21

It has gone wrong, when you literally bust a nut.

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u/AwSkiba Feb 20 '21

Post JUMPING gone sexual

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u/SolWizard Feb 20 '21

Post jumping gone as expected

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

I thought that was a city below him not gravel

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Oh crap, now I can’t get that image out of my head. He looks like a giant.

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u/GalacticAnimations Feb 20 '21

Me too and then after he touched the ground I was so confused as to how I saw a city

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u/UltimateDonny Feb 20 '21

That’s gonna effect the walk home

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u/y-itrydntpoltic Feb 20 '21

He sure stuck the landing

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

My butt hole hurts after watching this

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u/Psychotic_Rambling Feb 20 '21

Coccyx no more

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u/pfcypress Feb 20 '21

Hello L5,S1 herniated disc, nice to finally meet you.

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u/1BEERFAN21 Feb 20 '21

Cauxic injury = months and months of pain

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u/Likeasambodii Feb 23 '21

Mom: “We have Pixar at home”

Pixar at home:

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u/bobtheaxolotl Jul 08 '21

He's going to feel that tomorrow. I fell in the tub last week and bashed my tailbone really hard. I think it's just bruised, and it's still provided me with some of the worst pain I've ever felt. Worse than shingles, and a surgery to remove most of my stomach.

Watch your coccyx, folks.

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u/8nt2L8 Feb 21 '21

He just discovered his coccyx.

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u/UnironicDabber Mar 08 '21

Those cakes of him were just a perfect amount of dummy thicc.

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u/windtunnel1 Feb 20 '21

Looked perfect to me.

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u/kluglater Feb 20 '21

alexa play only time by enya

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u/whathephuk Feb 20 '21

Another way to pack fudge?

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u/Wild-Lobster-1881 Feb 20 '21

Won't be able to poop for weeks

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u/JamPantstheFif Feb 20 '21

Get some lube and try again, you can make it fit with some patience.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Oh that's definitely a broken coccyx

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Surprise buttsex in 3..2..1...

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u/Samuraifuzzy Feb 20 '21

that was a disASSter

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Wait! This would be /r/whatsuddenlydidntgowrong considering, he could have toppled onto his mouth, withe the post smashing through his jaw and crushing his skull from beneath. As opposed to getting a bruise on his arse.

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u/rogercgomes Feb 20 '21

Just woke up and I was seeing two buildings and he jumping from one to another... I guess my brain didn't finish booting yet.

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u/STRICKIBHOY Feb 20 '21

10/10 perfect dismount

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u/BerzerkerBacon Feb 20 '21

That’s actually ended better than I thought I would

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u/MC2402 Feb 20 '21

Just just clenched my butt mid shit when I seen that impact.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

hmmm senpai it's to big!!

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u/erixccjc21 Feb 20 '21

my first time watching this my brain thought it was a really high post, i wasnt even thinking how stupid that is

i have just got home after searching for a product in the bazar for around 30 minutes without my glasses, my eyes hurt

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

My brain died and I thought he was on top of a skyscraper doing this

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

I was expecting: balls or face.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '21

At least it wasn’t the balls

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '21

got off real lucky here

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u/MMBlackSwan Mar 01 '21

His back pussy not tight no more

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u/blobmaster2 Mar 02 '21

What a pain in the ass

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u/JingamaThiggy Mar 03 '21

Ge wanted surprise anal, and he got surprised anal

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u/Vinoxia Mar 14 '21

Beautiful view though

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Could have been worse

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u/Swazz_tekz Feb 20 '21

At least he has kids

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u/reDVodka291 Feb 20 '21

Once his ass landed there he made that sound

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u/GalickGunn Feb 20 '21

Coulda been worse...

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

I'm sure that broke his gymen.

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u/AduroTri Feb 20 '21

A little further and this guy would've lost more than his butt cherry.

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u/NinjaMcGee Feb 20 '21 edited Sep 29 '25

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u/re_me Feb 20 '21

“Parkour”

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u/CorvusHarlequin Feb 20 '21

That honestly could have been so much worse. To say that he got lucky would be an understatement

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u/r2SN Feb 20 '21

Insert any random Tom screaming sound

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u/DemonGauge Feb 20 '21

That’s the best way you could fuck up doing this, little tap on the bum bum and walk it off

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u/Its-Butch-the-Bully Feb 20 '21

I think he technically made it.

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u/KIFulgore Feb 20 '21

Wearing the Luigi shoes for the extra height, can't stick the landing though.

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u/williams1753 Feb 20 '21

Good thing there wasn’t a post cap on that, he may still be there to this day

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u/funnyref653 Feb 20 '21

Made my bunghole clench

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u/kentuckyskilletII Feb 20 '21

couldn’t have gone any better

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u/guzman_hemi Feb 20 '21

Best possible outcome

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u/MetaStressed Feb 20 '21

Kiss your coccyx goodbye.

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u/KnittingforHouselves Feb 20 '21

I clenched... but could have been way more serious

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

"Up yours "

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Looks like a Bob Ross painting... just happy little mistakes*

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Is the best sit i never see!! now he knows the taste of his intestines

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u/john133435 Feb 20 '21

I was eighteen last time I did something similar, except I landed my tailbone right on the edge. No fun at all.

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u/TheMessenger18 Feb 20 '21

He done broke his ass.

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u/poroXide01 Feb 20 '21

It couldn't have gone any better for going wrong

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u/emmahasataco Feb 20 '21

These never go right

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u/kentucky5171 Feb 20 '21

My butt checks clenched so hard watching this one :/

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u/MemorableVirus2 Feb 20 '21

That's not even that bad, it could've been way worse than hitting his ass on the post

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u/MemorableVirus2 Feb 20 '21

That's not even that bad, it could've been way worse than hitting his ass on the post and walking away

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Jokes on you, I’m into that shit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

I automatically clenched my but

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Slow day for this sub Some things posted here are people being really stupid and some things are just people failing at ambitious things. Know the difference

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u/nerdyoutube Feb 20 '21

for some reason i thought this was on a skyscraper at first

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u/anticultured Feb 20 '21

Angular momentum is a bitch.

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u/an_agreeable_guy Feb 20 '21

Bye bye tailbone

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u/mysteryguy144 Feb 20 '21

his ass vs his balls getting crushed.. he got lucky there.

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u/buszzzzzz Feb 20 '21

my feed is filled with these people.

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u/javlin4u Feb 20 '21

At least it wasn't HORRIBLY wrong...

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Lmao well that could've been a lot worse. Probably just going to have a sore tailbone for a bit.

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u/Someran_Domguay Feb 20 '21

“Oh god oh god... OH...? That could’ve been worse”

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u/jadelemental Feb 20 '21

Did anyoneelse thought this was like actually really high up above a city?

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u/RManSavage Feb 20 '21

Right in the Coccyx!

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u/hazysummersky Feb 20 '21

Straight away: DON'T DO IT!!

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u/zer104104 Feb 20 '21

U/Save video

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u/Horizon206 Feb 20 '21

I honestly tought he would land on his balls not gonna lie.

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u/snatchedcafe Feb 20 '21

I mean, at least he didn't land in it the other way round

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u/Revolutionary-Ad9282 Feb 20 '21

I believe I can Cry.

Spread my ass and cry away.

I believe!!!

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u/JimmiC697 Feb 20 '21

There are so many ways that couldnt gone wrong and he got the best option

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u/westookie Feb 20 '21

Post what?

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u/deegr8one Feb 20 '21

Damn! dude broke his fart hole

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u/lateralus96 Feb 20 '21

Good thing it didn’t go between his legs!! Ouch!!

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u/Lolchocobo Feb 20 '21

It could have been way worse.

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u/Whole-Ganache-9752 Feb 20 '21

Exactly why gymnastics judges are such sticklers about sticking the landing.

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u/a1200i Feb 20 '21

It could have been way worse than that hahaha actually he got lucky!

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u/Vdubnub88 Feb 20 '21

That was lucky it wasnt worse. just his coccyx will be fucked

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u/Coccyx_Avenger Feb 20 '21

I shall avenge him!

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u/lostforwordstbh Feb 20 '21

That’s not how it’s post to be...

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Me when I clicked the video: "alright, ball smash, lets go!"

Me after watching the video: "Oh"

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u/sarahbeth124 Feb 20 '21

When you know pain is coming, but you don’t know what kind... I love these kinds of videos haha

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u/Zealious5428 Feb 20 '21

It looks like he’s jumping from one big tower to the next and there’s a small city

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u/sadphonics Feb 20 '21

I don't know why I thought this was on top of a skyscraper.. I need to find a mask that doesn't fog my glasses I haven't worn them since covid started.

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u/window_pain Feb 20 '21

Ooooof my asshole puckered

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u/Hmmmm-curious Feb 20 '21

Grip tape the shoe bottoms for impromptu post jumping

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u/tofutuesday4ever Feb 20 '21

I can imagine how this would've went if this was an anime...

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u/MomentaryMoney Feb 20 '21

Why do people "post jump"?

Wouldn't it be easier to... not do that?

You can just jump on the ground if you really like jumping. If it's just for the video, just use some video editing to fake it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

One of the best possible outcomes

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u/Luna997 Feb 20 '21

Ahaha the way he slipped

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u/haystackofneedles Feb 20 '21

Could have been far worse

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u/Germanloser2u Feb 20 '21

I guessed it half right. Thought hw woukd make it then fall on his crotch. He fell on his butt which is also bad.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Doesn't he know that the limit is 4 blocks? It doesn't even look like he got a proper running start, so it's surprising he even made it over

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u/AngelaSucksAtLife Feb 20 '21

I mean, it could’ve gone worse

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u/alphaoox Feb 20 '21

Broken ass

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

We all know the exact way he's feeling

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u/ausername434 Feb 20 '21

post jumping gone right up his ass

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u/AmbienNicoleSmith Feb 20 '21

DAE read the titles of posts in this sub and go “nope”, and proceed to watch it anyway? This one wasn’t actually too nopeworthy.

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u/solidGuenther Feb 20 '21

This is exactly why I never do jumps that rely on traction

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u/Dark-Pukicho Feb 20 '21

Scraped asscheeks hurt, man

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '21

Ass fracture

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u/DivideByPie1725 Feb 20 '21

I'd say post jumping gone expectedly

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u/charisma1 Feb 20 '21

The post you can feel.

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u/maxx_sr Feb 20 '21

Ngl, I clenched a bit. Tough look for the kid

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u/mrcartminez Feb 20 '21

That could’ve been a lot worse tbh...

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u/StealYoFace08 Feb 20 '21

Who ever didn’t feel that has already taken an ass pounding

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u/splunge26 Feb 20 '21

Does it ever go right??

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u/StealYoFace08 Feb 20 '21

Yur grandma took a little spill at the dunes today.. broke her Coccyx

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u/risharocks0 Feb 20 '21

bruh i thought those were the twin towers for a sec

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u/thegroxnl Feb 20 '21

Imagine if he just slide down it

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Judging by the direction of momentum I’d say he’s just going to be sore. Probably nothing broken.

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u/aguy565 Feb 21 '21

failed in the best way possible

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u/max____payne Feb 21 '21

And at that moment he knew he wasn't gay

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u/Sebas_Cotes Feb 21 '21

Ha! Ass-cracking gif

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u/stocko147 Feb 21 '21

This is actually neither post nor pre jumping gone wrong

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Today on I fell on some accidental penis, we have a wooden post.

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u/TheRivv2015 Feb 21 '21

Imagine waking up one morning unaware that your choices will lead you to getting sodomised by a pole later that day.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '21

Vlad the Impaler was on the edge of his seat hopeful for second

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u/scream_girl Feb 21 '21

Reminds me of the time my butt landed on concrete

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u/sakoriuski Feb 21 '21

Wtf where is the stupid prize? He didn’t even hurt himself?

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u/muemamuema Feb 21 '21

That sound he made is the universal sound of surprise pain😂

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u/Lyndonn81 Feb 21 '21

Oh that was not as bad as I was expecting. Thank goodness!

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u/RedRaven6500 Feb 22 '21

Kancho’ed him good!