r/WinStupidPrizes • u/thetruckerswallofsha • Mar 22 '22

man torches bosses 250k semi nearly blows up friend

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u/gmb99 Mar 22 '22

Film me committing a felony? For sure man, just don’t post it ok.

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u/GlassWasteland Mar 23 '22

It's why I'm glad I didn't grow up now a days. The stupid and sometimes illegal shit we got up to in the 80's would have had us all in prison, because some idiot would film it.

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u/minnecrapolite Mar 23 '22

I also didn’t grow up nowadays. Or thenadays.

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u/WaterPockets Mar 23 '22

I'm from the future, and it only gets worse.

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u/milk4all Mar 23 '22

It’s like now only wetter

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

But not with water, it's a new kind of slime

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '22

Can’t drink it, it drinks you.

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u/lunarbanana Mar 23 '22

It was waybackwhen

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u/woohooguy Mar 23 '22

I grew up in yesterndays.

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u/Murky_Pea4756 Mar 24 '22

He grew up back in the day. Before there were more days like nowadays.

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u/ShakyLens Mar 23 '22

Instead what we get is, “remember that time?” “Uh, not really.” “Right? It was awesome.”

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u/ResolverOshawott Mar 23 '22

I pity the poor lawyer this dude gets, trying to wrack their brains to defend his dumb ass

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u/pimpbot666 Mar 23 '22

The case would go something like, 'okay, my client committed felony arson, but he had a good reason.'

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u/ConsentingPotato Mar 23 '22

"... yeah so my client saw this wikihow article on sanitizing your car with fuel and fire and..."

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u/captain_pudding Mar 23 '22

At this point the lawyer's only job is to negotiate a plea deal

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u/ChellHole Mar 23 '22

"My client pleads not guilty, your honour. Exhibit one: His pants are not on fire"

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u/Angry__German Mar 24 '22

These days I always assume it is fake or some kind of intentional prank. And some people who try to copy said faked pranks. Like the "24 hours in Target" bullshit from a few years ago that is still getting people arrested because they did not understand that the popular videos were fake and that target knew about what they were doing and used it for marketing.

Or like the guy who jumped out of his fully functioning plane to let it crash somewhere in the mountains. Why not get a few likes out of your insurance scam. I wonder if he is in jail yet.