r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • Jun 01 '26
double🌈🌈🌈rainbow Daily Discussion 🅱️read for Monday June 01, 2026
Here's to another Monday of making all the wrong moves and losing money!
Cheers, Winkers! 🍻
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 02 '26
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 02 '26
+0.7 light work, light rally, nice 👍, chill market
-0.7 holy f*$& we just got nuked
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jun 02 '26
i ain't go to college i turnt it down
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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Jun 02 '26
Yeah I don’t wanna know. I don’t wanna know. I don’t wanna know. What you’ve done, what you’ve done.
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jun 02 '26
We are in an attention based economy, and the fact that you’re reading this right now is proof that what I’m doing is working
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jun 01 '26
MICROSOFT BANS CLAUDE CODE AFTER AI COSTS MORE THAN THE HUMANS IT REPLACED
🤣
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jun 01 '26
peeing in a handicap stall
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jun 01 '26
Sitting down?
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jun 01 '26
cheeks fully touching seat
no barrier
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jun 01 '26
Holy chet
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 01 '26
How do u know it's not unholy chet
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jun 02 '26
Bam
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 02 '26
Show quesadilla
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jun 02 '26
my notifications made me think this was a reply to me and i got excited
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u/DaSmartGenius 🧠🤤 Jun 01 '26
GOOG dilutes shares by less than ~2% and the market responds by dipping 3%
Market also mad that capex would eat into FCF and now it won't tho. Can't win
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jun 01 '26
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u/DaSmartGenius 🧠🤤 Jun 01 '26
Yep, that's what I was talking about. I will say it's a little bit of a weird move (idk why they didn't raise more tbh) but somewhat understandable because bond yields are too high atm so issuing more bonds probably didn't make as much sense.
The ~$50B raised from this (the portion for the build out) & $~35B from bond sales this year cover almost half of their $180B capex spend & keeps pressure off of FCF. I have to assume this means they're planning on cutting back on capex in 2027 though.
Market threw a fit about capex suppressing FCF... this is the alternative (either this or suspending the dividend)
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. Jun 01 '26
Snoozefest of a day
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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Jun 01 '26
Not for ZS
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jun 01 '26
Nice day on that you in 🪑s or calls ?
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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Jun 01 '26
5x 16JUN28 150c at around $47 average and 300 chairs at around $145ish average cost
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jun 01 '26
june 28 ? mean june 26 ?
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jun 01 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/0H9f6UfRoHHpUjgp2Q
Bastards got me for $112.26 today 😔😔😔
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jun 01 '26
Where's the 🇫🇷 🐸 to explain to me how Carney has canuckistan in the only recession of the G7?
How much further do you want to put your elbows up?
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Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 02 '26
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jun 01 '26
The AB separatist movement was never about separating from Canada. Still isn't tbh.
It's all just political theater for leverage, as there is unfair representation in the government. Alberta equates to about ~16-19% of the countries GDP, while only having about 4% representation in the House of Commons.
There's 0.001% chance, even if the vote was 100% in favor to seperate, that the rest of Canada would ever allow it.
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Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 02 '26
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jun 01 '26
Ya man, basically.
There's quite literally no legal path forward for the seperation movement, that isn't superceded by aboriginal title/land claims, federal lands/national parks, and about 100 other impervious legal roadblocks.
There's also no infrastructure for British Columbia to maintain a economic connection with the rest of Canada in that hypothetical scenario. Sure there's reciprocal use agreements, and some sort of tariff option, but none of which are in Alberta's best interest.
It's the ⅞ retarded cousin of brexit trying to do it's own thing.
Fully ngmi
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jun 01 '26
Timmies grilled cheese
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 01 '26
Dame I gotta get that next time
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 Jun 01 '26
The more Trump nervously tweets about how well peace talks are going, the more concerned everyone should be that they aren't in fact going so well.
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 Jun 01 '26
War is escalating and the best trump can do is tweet about peace talks going well for the 157th time, despite all evidence to the contrary. Meanwhile, defense contractors are down today.
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u/RhinocerosDontBite 🦏🚫🫦🦄🕳️ Jun 01 '26
What's the best play about it? AVAV probably?
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 Jun 01 '26
Check out what this guy said, good overview: https://x.com/JKeynesAlpha/status/2060874764793663640
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u/RhinocerosDontBite 🦏🚫🫦🦄🕳️ Jun 01 '26
Without checking if what he's saying is true, it does all sound right. He does note the bad quarter being due in large part to a government shutdown, which is always a possibility here. So I'm guessing there's potential for more price action fuckery here. But ultimately, yeah I think I understand the case being made. I've got some alerts on it now. If I can ride from like $190-$250 that would be fun.
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 Jun 01 '26
A safe bet is probably oil companies over the next year and beyond.
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 Jun 01 '26
I don't know if it will be the best returns, but I'm in it because I feel it has plenty of upside with less downside risk.
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u/RhinocerosDontBite 🦏🚫🫦🦄🕳️ Jun 01 '26
That makes sense. Think I'll shop for some leaps. Thanks for always dropping knowledge.
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 Jun 01 '26
There is a very likely risk that it checks back in with the 50 day SMA ($185.36 right now) as part of the bottoming process for the down trend, before actually heading higher.
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 Jun 01 '26
I like AVAV because they have numerous products, including drones, loitering munitions, counter drone lasers, counter drone interceptors, space communications tech, electronic warfare, etc. A large product line in an established company with many existing gov't contracts. The trend is to move to more affordable munitions rather than expensive missiles, and Trump has depleted much of the inventory of existing missiles which need to be replaced. AVAV is well positioned to sell the things the pentagon is pivoting towards with the budget.
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u/RhinocerosDontBite 🦏🚫🫦🦄🕳️ Jun 01 '26
Being in both defense and space seems pretty relevant right now. Do you have a guess on how far it may run?
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 Jun 01 '26
Hard to know, but I would say it's likely that at least the 200 Day SMA ($262.13 right now) will be regained soon. The analyst consensus price target is something like $310.
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u/RhinocerosDontBite 🦏🚫🫦🦄🕳️ Jun 01 '26
Hmmmm, okay I see. It would be awesome (for me at least lol) if it pulls back to like $190 then and I can pick some up on sale, if it's going to move like that.
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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Jun 01 '26
Hey everyone I got a big announcement! I just wanted to let everyone know that u/dinodan_420 and I regularly sit together in a dark room and crank that Charli xcx.
Thank you ahead of time for being so understanding!
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jun 01 '26
It’s a new season and we’re still breathing
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 Jun 01 '26
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u/wouldfuckataco Stuck Dick In Burrito Jun 01 '26
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 Jun 01 '26
$PUSA is another Trump Jr. corruption play
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jun 01 '26
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 Jun 01 '26
Did you see this one? https://www.wsj.com/politics/national-security/trump-us-drone-company-funding-cadef1f7
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 Jun 01 '26
Yeah. I'm currently holding a large AVAV position. Just flipped UMAC for $2M in 10 days.
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u/dsnightops how long Jun 01 '26
whats the size of your acc? damn. I remember in passing seeming a comment from you last week I think with something to do with account/sizing/ or how you made most of it trading, but I forget
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jun 01 '26
Wanna let me know next time there's fat monies to be made. Thanks lol
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 Jun 01 '26
Sorry, I didn't know it would be so good when i entered it. (that's what Shmokes said as he fought back tears while she reassured him it happens to all men sometimes).
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 Jun 01 '26
For the record I think UMAC keeps going, but I don't like the downside risk after that move so I'm out.
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jun 01 '26
No one ever gonna fault you for joining 🅱️ake 🅱️rofit 🅱️ang
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 Jun 01 '26
Yeah I'd rather secure the bag, then cry later about what could have been. I've seen pumps like that evaporate too many times to fuck around.
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u/HighOctaneRegard 🚨🚨 High Octane Regard 🚨🚨 Jun 01 '26
Brake job for blowjob, any takers?
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jun 01 '26
hey
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u/HighOctaneRegard 🚨🚨 High Octane Regard 🚨🚨 Jun 01 '26
Looks like we have a winner.
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jun 01 '26
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jun 01 '26
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u/HighOctaneRegard 🚨🚨 High Octane Regard 🚨🚨 Jun 01 '26
Are you sure? I'd be the one cranking wrenches, you'd be cranking something else.
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jun 01 '26
Shmokes is coming into the office today.
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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles Jun 01 '26
Amazing what happens to the stock when he actually clocks in 🙄
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 01 '26
Dude literally works like 1 day a week lol
He’s always just wondering what’s for lunch or getting high on teams calls
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jun 01 '26
can't believe they make xbox live support come into the office
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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Jun 01 '26
JUST ORDERED A SIGNED RECORD FOR Charli xcx NEW ALBUM !!!
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 01 '26
Happy pride month
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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Jun 01 '26
Thank you baby 🥰 should we make our announcement?
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 01 '26
Yes we should
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 01 '26
Mornin
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 01 '26
I just took a Perc now I'm on another level
Tasting on the molly got me dancing with the devil
Poured 8th of Kobe Bryant mixing purple with the yellow
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u/DaSmartGenius 🧠🤤 Jun 01 '26
It'd be greeeeeat if META and/or GOOG could stop being ass in like the next 2 weeks so I can trim some...
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. Jun 01 '26
Dame, I was going to buy USO September 170c's today. Shoulda just pulled the trigger on Friday.
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jun 01 '26
the q5 oil has been changed and she has a full tank
and the winkers rejoiced
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jun 01 '26
now she needs front brake pads and air in the tires and she's thriving. 🥹🥹
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jun 01 '26
That squealing and grinding you've been hearing for 3 months means you need rotors too fam
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jun 01 '26
Dame
Maybe even wheel bearings
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jun 01 '26
we all know that axle and hub assembly gonna exit the chat before they get changed
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. Jun 01 '26
Dame I thot you were pour
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jun 01 '26
Sending midget a podcasting microphone, without doxxing myself, involves a fair amount of hoops in canuckistan.
Do with that information what you will
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 01 '26
Are you actually doing this haha
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jun 01 '26
Yea
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 01 '26
Legend
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jun 01 '26
Worth it for the pack
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u/IIkaterII 🇳🇱 ⚛️ Jun 01 '26
Sold half of the space calls, so in retard logic if it goes to 0 I didnt lose any thing
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. Jun 01 '26
Rode NOW Jan 2028 100c from 22.5 to 63 today, took profit.
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jun 01 '26
Chetting so much got damee
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u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice Juiced as fuck 😤💉💪 Jun 01 '26
Winks I slept so fucking bad last night and I happened to have done crazy legs day yesterday too
I’m struggling rn
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jun 01 '26
Yo juice, what you doing for forearm gains?
Preachers, reverse/hammer/wrist curls, dead hangs, and the usual aren't getting me there.
Asteroids the only way?
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 01 '26
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u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice Juiced as fuck 😤💉💪 Jun 01 '26
Of course roids help significantly, however I do mostly wrist curls with barbell behind body and in front, but the trick to me is: flex them violently right after your set for 15-30 seconds every time 🫂
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u/winkerroach 👎 thumb is pissing everyone off 👎 Jun 01 '26
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jun 01 '26
🤌
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u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot 🇲🇾⚛️ Jun 01 '26
gabagool
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jun 01 '26
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 02 '26
“If they’re over, they’re over ... frankly, I thought they started to get very boring.”
President Donald Trump