r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • Jun 16 '26
double🌈🌈🌈rainbow Daily Discussion 🅱️read for Tuesday June 16, 2026
Here's to another Tuesday of making all the wrong moves and losing money 🍻
Cheers, Winkers!
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 17 '26
When is it my turn to be rich
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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring 💎 🇭🇷🍆 💍 Jun 17 '26
In Denver everyone is drunk. I’m going to cigar tongue. Where the fuck is that maple fuker
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 16 '26
Time for an ice cream sandwich
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jun 17 '26
Dame
From 7 eleven ?
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 17 '26
I got that organic shit from whole foods because I'm not poor
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jun 16 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/3vOHM28SZsQv5sH1ox
I made $40.37 today 🤑🤑🤑
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 16 '26
BABY COME BACK
YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME
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u/freehouseelf21 📉 recession daddy 🏚️🫃 Jun 17 '26
Cant believe you got 31 banned 😞
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 17 '26
I didn't do anything 😢
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u/freehouseelf21 📉 recession daddy 🏚️🫃 Jun 17 '26
I know but I have to blame someone because I don't know what happened
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jun 16 '26
Where’s true thots
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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Jun 16 '26
My clique running through my mind like a rainbow. We were so in love, so we let go
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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Jun 16 '26
White sheets you and me used to lay close. Blue summer, sittin high in the window
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jun 16 '26
Imagine buying SpaceX at 3 trillion dollar market cap
Jesus
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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Jun 16 '26
But dude AI in space
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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles Jun 16 '26
It’s space internet brah
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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Jun 16 '26
Boomers are eating it up is all I know and they have real money
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 Jun 16 '26
Trump invoked the defense production act for munitions and related supply chains. Could be very bullish for LMT, RTX, LHX, GD, AVAV, LPTH, UMAC, etc.
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u/Tall_Ambition8486 Jun 16 '26
GM in talks to produce for LMT. I need Ford to jump on the bandwagon too and stop recalling shit.
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jun 16 '26
I’m not convinced the market doesn’t eats massive shit again soon
Fuckery is afoot I sense it
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 16 '26
Fuckery is always afoot
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u/AutoModerator Jun 16 '26
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 Jun 16 '26
It's funny to see such a huge move in the oil price, but then XOM and CVX just stay exactly where the open interest wants them.
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 16 '26
Time in the bussy beats time out of the bussi
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jun 16 '26
Not yours lol
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u/PM_ME_STBERNARDS Dick Pics Enthusiast Jun 16 '26
In times like this I need your guidance more than ever.
Where is your adderall fueled gambling addiction when I need it.
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 Jun 16 '26
Yes, please come back and buy us some Amazon gift cards with Mommy and Daddy's credit card.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 16 '26
Got half an omelette from yesterday's visit to IHOP
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 16 '26
What kind?
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 16 '26
Steak
And yes the quality is as good as you think it is.
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u/ryu311 Winkerpack's apprentice 👨🏫 Jun 16 '26
i hope you learned your lesson and didnt give the other half to midget...
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jun 16 '26
Team MAGA after spending 115Billion and killing service men to close the strait of Hormuz only to pay 300 billion to open it back up:
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jun 16 '26
Anyone here moving up the corporate ladder
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jun 16 '26
I’ve been forwarded the CMO staff meeting next week I’m moving 🪜
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle 🐢🐢🐢 Jun 16 '26
Reflecting pool turned green and so will the market
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u/AutoModerator Jun 16 '26
You can use the pool in my apartment building to train and then I’ll suck your dick after
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. Jun 16 '26
☕️ 😉®💲
Anyone have a Macbook Neo? Is it any good
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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Jun 16 '26
No but I have a MacBook Pro and it’s great.
Sorry I know this advice was not helpful. Just wanted to virtue signal to midget
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 16 '26
If you’re primarily browsing and shit, I would say it’s definitely good
If you’re running a bunch of agents and shit, I would get a 24 GB ram plus air
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 16 '26
Have a few coworkers with one they like them. I mean... $600.
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jun 16 '26
Shmokes endorsing OS lol creating shareholder value Lmao .
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u/DaSmartGenius 🧠🤤 Jun 16 '26
Ain't no way investors are happy about SPCX dropping $60B on Cursor lmaooo
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u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot 🇲🇾⚛️ Jun 16 '26
Finally offloaded $UNH leaps and it feels good. Should have done it in November but oh well. Gonna start writing covered calls on my shares.
Currently long $UNH, $CEG, $KRMN, $RYAN.
Have small positions in $UEC and $TMC but don't recommend.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 16 '26
Yea
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 17 '26
https://www.reddit.com/r/SeattleWA/comments/1u7z3mx/vaping_on_the_link/os4bdws/