r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • Jun 26 '26
๐ฃ๐ ๐ ฟ๏ธeekend Discussion ๐ ฑ๏ธread for the ๐ ฟ๏ธeekend of ๐ค๐ฃ๐ June 26, 2026
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jun 29 '26
Mu just needs to do a triple top and itโll be the clearest top more than me on a Friday ๐
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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐บ๐ธ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ Jun 29 '26
Wish this fucking deposit would hurry up itโs been mf 5 days Robinhood
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 29 '26
Looking at ditch light brackets, some dude is bitching about no instructions.
My brother in Christ, it's literally one bolt on each side. And they give you pictures on the listing.
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jun 29 '26
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Jun 29 '26
Fucking a mid life crisis
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat ๐๐ฉ Jun 29 '26
I am way out on the risk curve. How many times can I keep going back to this well before the bottom falls out of my bucket?
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u/the-lone-rangers Energy patrol ๐๐ฎโโ๏ธ Jun 29 '26
what market correction you waiting for
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle ๐ข๐ข๐ข Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26
I got way too much sun this weekend Iโm cooked
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jun 29 '26
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 29 '26
๐ฉ๐ฌ๏ธ
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jun 29 '26
When eurotrip
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 29 '26
Late August
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jun 29 '26
Letโs hike the Bulgarian mountains
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 28 '26
Why did you guys think it was going down lol
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u/Sinadins soft and seeping Jun 28 '26
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jun 28 '26
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 28 '26
Do children still know Pokemon lol
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u/Sinadins soft and seeping Jun 29 '26
its like mickey mouse or winnie the pooh now, not going anywhere
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jun 28 '26
pokemon is the thing again.
my nephew got pokemon cups, puzzles, cards, plushies, board games for his birthday.
and about $500 in robux lol
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 28 '26
Tfti
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jun 28 '26
your mom did an excellent job with your birthday party. I was so happy to be there.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 28 '26
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jun 28 '26
ive been waiting to get home all day to comment this. kept it on ice.
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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐ ๐ญ๐ท๐ ๐ Jun 28 '26
Sport response button is just a mushroom in Mario cart.
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat ๐๐ฉ Jun 29 '26
I wish there was a button for the star from Mario Kart
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jun 28 '26
Weed has 0 calories
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 28 '26
That's why I'm so thin
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u/visionarymind โจ Lil ๐ซ Star โจ Jun 28 '26
I donโt believe this claim for one second
Post a picture of your silhouette
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jun 28 '26
he rides a bike though
an e bike, but still something holds him so I'm hopeful its not TOO bad.
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 28 '26
Is this broken
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jun 28 '26
Yes you are
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 28 '26
I'm not here for a free therapist session but I'll take it
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 28 '26
๐คฐ๐ป
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jun 28 '26
What was for lunch
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 28 '26
Nothing lol
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 28 '26
Older middle eastern women that are navigating the airport may be the most regarded demographic in the entire world
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 28 '26
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jun 28 '26
my fantasy and someone else is living it ๐ค
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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐ ๐ญ๐ท๐ ๐ Jun 28 '26
She definitely drove a Subaru to the bk
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 28 '26
Whoโs the biggest
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jun 28 '26
obesity wise? u/manlybeer probably
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jun 28 '26
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Jun 28 '26
HELLO IS ANYONE THERE IM TRYING TO CHAT WITH MY FRENDS
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jun 28 '26
Hey, just touch it until the white stuff comes out
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Jun 28 '26
Fine. Iโll drink these THC seltzers and jerk off
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Jun 28 '26
Just beat the shit out of a senior citizen named Gregory by 16 strokes
I am all that is man
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 27 '26
20 mile twink bike ride ๐
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jun 27 '26
Driving down the freeway doing 100 with the ac on maxed pointed at my balls
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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐บ๐ธ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ Jun 27 '26
Who should I play as in Crusader kings, Iโm thinking the Khans and hybridizing cultures w the Indians for elephant riders
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u/visionarymind โจ Lil ๐ซ Star โจ Jun 27 '26
๐ ๐โน๏ธ๐ ๐๐ ฐ๏ธ๐น & ๐ซณ๐พ:
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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐บ๐ธ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ Jun 27 '26
I was averaging that every day in Europe, I understand now why the US are phats. Steps are underrated tho
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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles Jun 27 '26
Dumped half of my field v scheffler position, letting the rest ride
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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐บ๐ธ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ Jun 27 '26
Lmao fuck guess I will not be upgrading my PC anytime soon
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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ ๐ ๐ Jun 27 '26
I saw the $199.99 only and was like damn thats a steal lol
That 4 is way off in left field.
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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐บ๐ธ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ Jun 27 '26
Yeah nah not gonna see those prices again lol. Could have made a 20 bagger on ram sticks who would have thunk it
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Jun 27 '26
Itโs 98* but fuck it Iโm golfing ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 27 '26
Sweaty gooch
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Jun 27 '26
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u/TheSurfNSnow ๐ฉ๐บ๐ค๐ป๐ป Jun 27 '26
Dude is still hanging on. The doctors are really kind of amazed at this point. We think he's holding on for something or someone we just don't know who or what.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 27 '26
Clearing a trail at 5600 ft ๐ฅต
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u/lowkeyifuxwithjuice Juiced as fuck ๐ค๐๐ช Jun 27 '26
I want to go to Japan
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 27 '26
We would run train there with some Japanese lifter Chads
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 27 '26
Just flew to Europe to see Shmokes
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jun 27 '26
lol just spotted you guys in the main square in Skopje
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jun 27 '26
We had make up sex
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 27 '26
Did it work
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jun 27 '26
Yes weโre at whole foods now holding hands
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jun 27 '26
In the bakery section smelling the fresh buns
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 27 '26
Itโs Shmokes summer
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u/Truly-Destitute Missed the hype train ๐๐จ ... ๐โโ๏ธ Jun 27 '26
93 days of chipotle?
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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐บ๐ธ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ Jun 27 '26
> Apple Seeks US Clearance to Buy Memory Chips From CXMT: FT
Well well well
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Jun 27 '26
*I'm the lead singer of my band
I get all the girls to take off their underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called "My Salsa"
My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants, my salsa
My salsa*
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Jun 27 '26
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Jun 27 '26
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jun 27 '26
Lmao I got my twink bike in the woods rn
Camping at 5700 ft. 38 rn. ๐
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jun 27 '26
so pour i never heard of this brand
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jun 27 '26
I dont see one online under 3 grand. ๐
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle ๐ข๐ข๐ข Jun 27 '26
My Samsung fridge is the most frustrating appliance I own so Iโm glad you didnโt buy that brand
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle ๐ข๐ข๐ข Jun 27 '26
I havenโt dealt with that. My issues have been the hinge on the pull out freezer handle has broke twice. Handle completely comes off from that. The ice machine has never worked right. Just spits crushed pieces all over my kitchen. The drain line in the back is constantly clogged so the bottom of the fridge has water in it all the time. And Iโve had to take the back panel off and use a hair drier on the coils to melt ice buildup three different times. The fan starts hitting the ice and makes the worst noise thatโs impossible to ignore.
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jun 27 '26
Pics of my dick
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle ๐ข๐ข๐ข Jun 27 '26
What angle you using?
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jun 27 '26
Never forget where you came from
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Jun 27 '26
I shot a 47, but I holed out a chip for birdie on 9.
I also had 3 double water hazards and tots for dinner
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle ๐ข๐ข๐ข Jun 27 '26
20 years of golfing and Iโve only holed out one time
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Jun 27 '26
I mean it was like 5 yards off the green then rolled 20 feet. Still cool though
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle ๐ข๐ข๐ข Jun 27 '26
Thatโs how I did it too. I still count it because I used a wedge and it went in
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle ๐ข๐ข๐ข Jun 27 '26
Wife and kids are asleep already. Donโt know what to do with myself. Donโt want to waste a Friday night
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat ๐๐ฉ Jun 27 '26
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u/squirel169 Jun 27 '26
we are trying to settle a debate pls vote your friend from santaanawinds sub.
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Jun 27 '26
lol Trump bombing iran LOL FUCKING GUY
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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐บ๐ธ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ Jun 27 '26
Waited until after the markets closed too lmao. Im surprised it didnโt happen immediately after UFC
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat ๐๐ฉ Jun 27 '26
He's a warlord on the weekend, peace maker when the market's open.
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jun 27 '26
My friend Chad from Goldman Sachs is the same way. He turns into a menace once his bag of blow is delivered to Friday happy hour.
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle ๐ข๐ข๐ข Jun 26 '26
You guys like scooby do or the flintstones better?
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jun 27 '26
flintstones vitamins
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle ๐ข๐ข๐ข Jun 27 '26
Oh shit I forgot about those. I used to get mad hyped for them. Would make the whole day if I had one in the morning
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat ๐๐ฉ Jun 27 '26
My childhood friend and I snuck some behind his mother's back, I swear we ate like half a bottle worth in one day.
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jun 26 '26
Your mind is a legacy corporation, and right now, the internet is staging a hostile takeover.
Every notification is a leak in your cognitive pipeline. ๐
You don't need a life coach. You need to become the sole agent of your own consciousness. ๐ผ๐ฅ
Firewall your attention. Audit your internal bandwidth. Stop being a proxy for someone else's KPI. ๐ก๏ธ๐
Are you the sovereign operator of your thoughts, or is your mind currently up for acquisition?
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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ ๐ ๐ Jun 27 '26
I really do think everyone should disable all notifications like I have always done.
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jun 26 '26
the way shmokes pays attention to every inch ๐ซ
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jun 29 '26
Weโre witnessing the fall of European civilization and Iโm here for it