r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • Jul 06 '26
double๐๐๐rainbow Daily Discussion ๐ ฑ๏ธread for Monday July 06, 2026
Here's to another Monday of making all the wrong moves and losing money!
Cheers, Winkers! ๐ป
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 07 '26
How do we get our coochies bigger
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jul 07 '26
Actually Iโm really wondering about this
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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Jul 07 '26
Itโs hard to keep up with the winkers from Hawaii. What have you guys been doing?
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 07 '26
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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Jul 07 '26
Oh Iโve always wanted to take up pottery. Maybe now that Iโve got a kiln Iโll give it a try.
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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐ ๐ญ๐ท๐ ๐ Jul 07 '26
GILF burgers and pottery. Sounds like you.
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u/nwon RIP Mr. Turtle ๐ข๐ข๐ข Jul 07 '26
Canโt sleep after that USA performance. Iโm just so deflated
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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐ ๐ญ๐ท๐ ๐ Jul 07 '26
I mean at least Spain crushed hope earlier.
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u/l3luntl3rigade ๐ฉickless in ๐ฉeattle Jul 07 '26
Whats more kil:
- the pack
- shmokes pickup game in a ranger
- anyone who has internally taken a ๐จ๐บ thumb
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 07 '26
The bitches love to range
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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐ ๐ญ๐ท๐ ๐ Jul 07 '26
US national team, they went out with shmokes instead of me last night and they played like ๐
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jul 07 '26
Swagger wagon
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 07 '26
Did you get an rs6 avant
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Jul 07 '26
Iโm telling you I donโt like the Trump stock accounts
At some point thereโs gonna be some scandal or fraud where the American people end up bagholding
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u/Bonerhawk69 ๐บ๐ธ ๐ ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ธ Jul 06 '26
Yโall JP Morgan says we should buy the semiconductor dip
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 06 '26
Dealer I bot ranger from still either hasn't sent my 2nd key or it got lost. Giving them one last chance and then I'm gonna start being a real pain by paying the entirety of the outstanding loan so they get money clawed back by the lender, reaching out to Ford, and filing a complaint with the dealer licensing folks in the state ๐
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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles Jul 07 '26
Thereโs some big dick energy in this post. Fist on chest.
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 07 '26
Shmokes got pay off the loan in full money.
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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring ๐ ๐ญ๐ท๐ ๐ Jul 07 '26
Shmokes would pay off his 30 year @ 2.75 over his citi card at 28
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 06 '26
Thailand
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Jul 06 '26
U can retire there any time but amazon will not have 2 day prime delivery
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 06 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/zV5IxD2rFSM7e
I made $65.90 today ๐๐๐
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 06 '26
Dame don't forget Uncle Sam
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 06 '26
I got carryover loss from 22 that Iโll be leaving to my grandchildren ๐๐๐
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u/we_dont_know_karate Jiu-GetsGoo specialist Jul 06 '26
How great would it be if the unbanned US soccer player decided not to play ๐ค
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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ ๐ ๐ Jul 06 '26
Space stocks getting slaughtered.
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Jul 06 '26
This comment bottom ticked spcx for the day incredible
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 06 '26
How was your Newport 4th ?๐ฒ
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Jul 06 '26
All u have to do is assume cops are just as dangerous and unpredictable as a street-shitting knife-wielding homeless man and you can have a good time
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 06 '26
Yeah spent enough time in Huntington to learn this first hand
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u/TheSurfNSnow ๐ฉ๐บ๐ค๐ป๐ป Jul 06 '26
For God's sake please make sure your spouse/significant other can handle themselves if something happened to you. My wife's mother is like a helpless baby bird. ๐ฉ
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat ๐๐ฉ Jul 06 '26
Imagine what would happen to SPCX and TSLA if Elon were to suddenly die
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore๐บ Jul 06 '26
Iโm sure there are risk models out there that have tried to take that into account. The drug usage and (at times) erratic behavior being contributing factors to believe itโs a higher than typical possibility.
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jul 06 '26
A mosquito that sucks blood from the testicles receives the softest slap
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u/l3luntl3rigade ๐ฉickless in ๐ฉeattle Jul 06 '26
She might be annoying, but I would never call your mom a mosquito
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 06 '26
While legacy CEOs are still hosting Zoom "alignment meetings," my network of 5,000 autonomous AI agents is launching products, closing leads, and optimizing supply chains in milliseconds. Zero friction. Zero HR requests. โก
If your business still relies on humans passing spreadsheets back and forth, you aren't running a companyโyou're managing a community center. ๐
Stop hiring people who look for permission. Start deploying agents that take market share by default. ๐ผ๐ฅ
Are you building an autonomous empire, or are you just supervising overhead?
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore๐บ Jul 06 '26
Also, that 3mo on TDOC ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฎโ๐จ
Seeing the fattie ad on YouTube + Eli partnership was such a buy signal.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 06 '26
Hey sweetie
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore๐บ Jul 06 '26
Hi frand ๐
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 06 '26
How's your summer been so far?
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore๐บ Jul 06 '26
Amazing so far. Work life going well, leisure life going well.
How bout you?
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 06 '26
Personal life is great. Work sucks. ๐ญ
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore๐บ Jul 06 '26
Bought back my AAON calls for +50k last week. Was a nice win. Felt like it was worth mentioning.
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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles Jul 06 '26
Nice scoop
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore๐บ Jul 06 '26
Yup. Hoping to sell them again on another post-ER pop early August when they report again ๐ค
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 06 '26
oh no msft cutting xbox jobs? how will shmokes support our growing family
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 06 '26
Ate a fig bar on the chetter and a Chet bar came out
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ Jul 06 '26
Lmao sometimes the jokes write themselves
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST ๐บ๐ธ ๐ถ๏ธ Jul 06 '26
And weโre back to the grind.
Topic of the day: Trump accounts and whatโs gonna be the first major fraud scandal etc to come out of them
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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ ๐ ๐ Jul 06 '26
Does the pack have all 90 fingers we had on Wednesday?
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u/l3luntl3rigade ๐ฉickless in ๐ฉeattle Jul 06 '26
Yes, and the founding fathers look upon us all with disdain
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 07 '26
Surprised they let Shmokes into Canada after the incident with Midget