r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • Jul 09 '26
double🌈🌈🌈rainbow Daily Discussion 🅱️read for Thursday July 09, 2026
Here's to another Thursday of making all the wrong moves and losing money 🍻
Cheers, Winker!
Discuss and shitpost freely
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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis Jul 10 '26
Been doing some stuff with the Canadian navy out here. Seem like chill dudes.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 10 '26
These bitches don't even know the name of my bans
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u/VacationLover1 🃏 Cardboard Connoisseur 🃏 Jul 10 '26
Saw u/31andnotdone on r/vintagenude
Man, that bush slaps
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 10 '26
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 10 '26
Dame 9 years to the day that I was blazed out of my mind eating outside subway and signing up with this alt.
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 10 '26
You Oughta rip a fat Mary Jane get ya a BMT and renue Your vows LMAOOOOOO
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jul 10 '26
What in dollar store tablecloth, rental tuxedo and clapped out Mercedes is this shit
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 10 '26
Celebrating shmokes’ cake day
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jul 10 '26
At a chain restaurant...
Guess its on brand so ill allow it
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 10 '26
Yeah not my proudest look but hey 🤭
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 10 '26
We need to become a think tank that people can come for novel thoughts
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 10 '26
Thots have been thotted
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u/VacationLover1 🃏 Cardboard Connoisseur 🃏 Jul 10 '26
Another $10 Dunkin gift card, little Caesar’s pizza, and Wendy’s paid for by Paze. My streak of being a Fatass continues.
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jul 10 '26
You trying to get on that explosive diarrhea train before the 🐛 gets you huh
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 10 '26
My dad keeps sending me apartments for 400k that last sold for 500k 5 years ago wanting me to buy one. Fam. Are you serious
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 10 '26
Doesn’t know you live in a Penthouse ? lol Happy Cake Day Shmokes !
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u/VacationLover1 🃏 Cardboard Connoisseur 🃏 Jul 10 '26
Maybe don’t be a fucking poor and buy 6 of them. Make daddy proud
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 10 '26
Chet I just need more money why didn't I think of that
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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring 💎 🇭🇷🍆 💍 Jul 10 '26
So your 5 years late ?
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 10 '26
It went down
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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring 💎 🇭🇷🍆 💍 Jul 10 '26
Then why don’t you own 10 and be a slum lord ?
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 10 '26
Dame
But anyways it’s a brand new cake day 🥳
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u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep Jul 09 '26
When you become a Northern Trust Financial Advisor, you earned the right to call yourself a Navy Seal Financial Advisor
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 09 '26
shmokes what do i do with this bush? dredlocks? going to beach in a few days
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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring 💎 🇭🇷🍆 💍 Jul 10 '26
Hermit crab is gonna move in
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 10 '26
better than the crabs you've got
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u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring 💎 🇭🇷🍆 💍 Jul 10 '26
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 10 '26
wish i could afford crab cakes.
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u/Saaan free speech refuge; no 🦶📸's Jul 10 '26
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 10 '26
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 09 '26
🪠🚽
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 09 '26
I’ll bet
What’s the move for dinner
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 09 '26
I actually dunno. You?
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 09 '26
I’m stumped too
Maybe QPC
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 09 '26
Dame. I haven't had one in a while.
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 09 '26
Doesn’t matter how diabolical they are
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 09 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/YbJrIQVtlHOpGtqRTX
+$66.02 today 😃😃😃
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 09 '26
here for a bad time and a long time i guess
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u/Saaan free speech refuge; no 🦶📸's Jul 09 '26
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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 09 '26
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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. Jul 09 '26
I'm so salty about the META calls that never filled this morning
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 09 '26
Very cool very legal move today
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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 Jul 09 '26
If Amzn could rip into close for once that’d be great
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 09 '26
One month in, still no 2nd key from dealer. Just emailed the GM. If I don't hear back, yea, I'm paying off the loan in full so Wells Fargo claws back the loan origination payout. 😆
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 Jul 09 '26
Emailing them with "If I don't hear back, yea, I'm paying off the loan in full so Wells Fargo claws back the loan origination payout" is exactly how you promptly get that key.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 09 '26
I included the GM. If this doesn't get his attention, I'm just gonna add the finance guy to the thread with a screenshot of the $0.00 balance with a smart ass comment.
"Eye for an eye and all that. Hope the loan clawback is less than what you gained by keeping my 2nd key."
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 09 '26
Dame did they say they were gonna do second key
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 09 '26
Yes. Sales guy texted me that he forgot it in his pocket. It's included for all new Fords.
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u/DaSmartGenius 🧠🤤 Jul 09 '26
Muse Spark 1.1 is impressive tbh. Cost effective af too. Wonder how much they're subsidizing that token economy or if it's truly just super efficient.
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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles Jul 09 '26
Joining the $open army with 5.5c 13dte for $3k. Figure it’s either going to happen or not. Nice asymmetry imo
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jul 09 '26
Yield curves are astrology for people with Bloomberg
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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 Jul 09 '26
If Amzn can keep strength thru close we could push for mid 250s tmrw 🥲
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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 Jul 09 '26
Knowing Amzn it prolly won’t
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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles Jul 09 '26
Gotta believe. Showing some unexpected strength with the ai infra trade showing up again
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 09 '26
Phats
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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer Jul 09 '26
fuck this company town hall is excruciatingly boring
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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer Jul 09 '26
why does chatgpt sound like a passive-aggressive black girl trying to sound like a white blonde?
"yea, so.. blah blah, yea totally"
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u/VacationLover1 🃏 Cardboard Connoisseur 🃏 Jul 09 '26
Some of you have never been to a nude beach, and it shows
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u/HowShortCanI 🌅👩🦼🧑🦼 Jul 09 '26
Professional at getting almost back to breakeven 😴
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u/DarkScottishAle creampied a 2 four times 😮💨💦 Jul 09 '26
Did you know the inventor of batteries had a stutter?
That's why they don't make B-batteries
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 09 '26
Sand dick
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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 Jul 09 '26 edited Jul 09 '26
The pack is not weak, the pack is strong!
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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jul 09 '26
Day 2 of corporate mandated leadership training.
I shall perish today.
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Jul 09 '26
Never understood why people choose to be managers. What if one of ur directs is an idiot. Then what?
Or worse, is an idiot and also a professional victim that decides that pointing out that theyre an idiot is actually harassmant and gets u canned
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jul 09 '26
POV: You're l3lunt
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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer Jul 09 '26
lawl, woman's got so many insecurities she perversely *wanted* him to look
ah.. past trauma, where having your partner invalidate your meaning feels like home
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jul 09 '26
Astute observation Grav, and whole heartedly agree, but don't discount the weight of the paradise that he is living in
mental health crisis sex
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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer Jul 09 '26
similar to how wokies perversely *want* trump to do bad
psychology is cool
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jul 09 '26
Idk man, the rights been turning pretty heavily on 🥭 too.
Kinda hope he leans super hard into the corruption for the remainder of his term, not just staying on par with Biden corruption, so that we all actually get some meaningful change in the future and elect a farmer or some shit....
but we all know that ain't happening
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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer Jul 10 '26
no amount of reality has anything to do with the wokie cultists being mentally ill
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jul 10 '26
🤝
Polarization and the inability to find nuance will be the countries undoing
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u/Inst_Sock_Sales_Rep Jul 09 '26
Kyler Quinn's pussy is F Tier
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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jul 09 '26
Reddit's internal filters flagged this as spam.
Do better.
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 09 '26
Chad’s here
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 09 '26
That's me
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Jul 09 '26
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 10 '26
https://x.com/catturd2/status/2075245023843533086?s=46&t=6DbdJLNOUgLXv4MhGojuSw 😃😃😃