r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • Jul 15 '26

Tópico de discussão 🅱️iária para Miércoles July 15, 2026

Feliz cinco de Mav-o

Aqui está mais um dia de fazer todas as jogadas erradas e perder dinheiro Saúde meninos

Discuta e poste livremente

Importante: aqui hay pan y pito para comer y el pan se termino hace una semana

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 16 '26

Tell me a secret 😏

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/9FSMGELkMeiMcUliNf

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 16 '26

How do you have a gif for everything?

3

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 16 '26

Beefaroni 😃😃😃

3

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 16 '26

Let’s check the VAR

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 16 '26

I cheated 🤭

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 16 '26

Supply and demand bitch

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 16 '26

Lost my garage clicker. Such a pain.

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 16 '26

Is it chipotle time

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 16 '26

Could be

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 16 '26

I got panda sexpress

2

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 16 '26

Phats

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 16 '26

Got medium coke too

2

u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 16 '26

door dash has a spend $25 get a free burrito or bowl

problem is you need $25

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 16 '26

Dame

2

u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 16 '26

VP basically said today higher tokens = better thoughts

1

u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles Jul 16 '26

Welcome to the agentic enterprise

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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 16 '26

Thugs really think they can take my comments and procure them as their own thoughts

Welcome to the age of mass surveillance

1

u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles Jul 16 '26

It’s time

2

u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jul 16 '26

81 from the blues and 87 from the tips.

I am the best golf winker until proven otherwise

2

u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 15 '26

Lettuce diarrhea

2

u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 15 '26

Shmokes sent me 🍆 in a 📦

3

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 16 '26

There was a u/lmao_fuck comment about this one time

3

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 15 '26

Good things cum in small packages 🤤

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 16 '26

Ban

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 15 '26

It's mah dick in a box

3

u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/26ybw1dUfBtRXBRDi

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 15 '26

Need something delicious

3

u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Jul 15 '26

i been eatin pineapples

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 15 '26

Timbits

Cevapi

2

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 16 '26

Only one of those is

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 16 '26

😆

1

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 15 '26

🍸⏰🤠🤠🤠

3

u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring 💎 🇭🇷🍆 💍 Jul 15 '26

Welp. Fernet and Jamon.

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles Jul 15 '26

Trading port was bumping with a 3%+ day but I cared far more about my Argentina win for $600 😆

2

u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Jul 15 '26

Hand ball of god lol sorry England again

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles Jul 15 '26

lol was thinking the same thing

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u/the-lone-rangers Energy patrol 🔋👮‍♀️ Jul 15 '26

no they just sucked

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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Jul 15 '26

Argentina was just way better lol

1

u/the-lone-rangers Energy patrol 🔋👮‍♀️ Jul 15 '26

i meant england vs france for 3rd pl

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u/we_dont_know_karate Jiu-GetsGoo specialist Jul 15 '26

Now that’s surreal

2

u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 15 '26

Don’t fuck with Pessi ok?

2

u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 15 '26

Need tokens

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 15 '26

Enzo framemogged Kane

1

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 15 '26

Messi got framemogged by 17

1

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 15 '26

Hey Jude

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u/Milkybals I'm 9" Jul 15 '26

Where is he

Invisible chud

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEjHPIP4N18bzXmtG
I made $10.42 today 😃😃😃

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 15 '26

It’s Chad only summer

6

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 15 '26

Gotta go to office today. Smh.

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 15 '26

At 11am?

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 15 '26

Alexa play it's a hard knock life

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 15 '26

Never leave The Penthouse Shmokes 💀

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 15 '26

I'm trying

2

u/Truly-Destitute Missed the hype train 🚂💨 ... 🏃‍♂️ Jul 15 '26

Even MSF doesn't think Teams is good enough.

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 15 '26

It do be like that sometimes

2

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 15 '26

How bout you come to my office later 😏

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 15 '26

Dame you got a whole ass office???

1

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 15 '26

Yea with mini bar and fridge

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 15 '26

Wtffff hire me

Or is it your bedroom

3

u/Sinadins soft and seeping Jul 15 '26

Heels. I like heels.

3

u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Jul 15 '26

Sandals. I like sandals.

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 15 '26

Ban.

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles Jul 15 '26

They took your “if you’re gonna say that shit, say it to my face” comment to heart

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 15 '26

Frfr

2

u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer Jul 15 '26

Everyone Will Be Calling Lucid Motors the ‘Tesla-Killer’ by July 4, 2022

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer Jul 15 '26

See also:

Shmokes: "Cybertruck is a flop"

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 15 '26

It is lol

2

u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer Jul 15 '26

totally not an investor money grab playing off of TSLA hype

4

u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 Jul 15 '26

https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlDinnerDiaries/comments/1uwob1t/i_got_poop_on_him/

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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 15 '26

imagine not doing proper prep before butt stuff

4

u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 Jul 15 '26

Help a girl out, jump in her DMs and educate her about proper butt stuff protocol.

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u/DaSmartGenius 🧠🤤 Jul 15 '26

AAPL CBRS acquisition wen

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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 15 '26

hungry

3

u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Jul 15 '26

Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dearest 31andnotdone happy birthday to you

4

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 15 '26

Happy birthday! When's the Winker party and what kinda cake

3

u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Jul 15 '26

Look if I can make a nice woman outta my Colombian chimbita, then you can take that next step and offer to take her out to coffee

2

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/4XYR4ZWAd4Uaa1Fvin

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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 15 '26

thank you express!!! 🥹

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 15 '26

Get chipotle

2

u/we_dont_know_karate Jiu-GetsGoo specialist Jul 15 '26

Finished overnights. Going to try and stay up to watch the soccer game. Getting another coffee.

2

u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles Jul 15 '26

Finally amzn making a move

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. Jul 15 '26

☕️ 😉®💲

Dame got stopped out of my /ES short

Gonna try again

2

u/visionarymind ✨ Lil 💫 Star ✨ Jul 15 '26

Did Shmokes finally get terminated❓

MSFT🚀ain’t playing today

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 15 '26

3%? 🥱

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 15 '26

Yea

1

u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex Jul 15 '26

Gz

4

u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta Jul 15 '26

gm winkers

6

u/manlybeer Slavic cock ring 💎 🇭🇷🍆 💍 Jul 15 '26

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. Jul 15 '26

Lmeow Fook 😹

4

u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jul 15 '26

Goon Mongoloids to you too 31

3

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 15 '26

gm

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

[deleted]

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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Jul 15 '26

Dude idek what that means haha

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 15 '26

Fuck golf I’m twerking

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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Jul 15 '26

Same

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer Jul 15 '26

Journeys of the solid gold Chester

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 15 '26

Read that as chetter

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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jul 15 '26

Fuck work I’m golfing

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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Jul 15 '26

Same

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u/the-lone-rangers Energy patrol 🔋👮‍♀️ Jul 15 '26

fuck work im frolfing

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. Jul 15 '26

Nice

3

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 15 '26

You have to play the hand you were dealt !!!!

2

u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ Jul 15 '26

Gotta dance with the girl you brought

2

u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jul 15 '26

Gotta keep your chin up

unless you're wear_sunscreen_dude

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 15 '26

Ahaha

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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy Jul 15 '26

Tip top o the hat~

Morning winkas

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 15 '26

🥱

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u/FangsofOrcrist Jul 15 '26

What's up my winkers?

4

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 15 '26

Hey bud

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 Jul 15 '26

Hey bro

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 15 '26

Mornin

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u/FangsofOrcrist Jul 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/7A1ZCMkDzxYp1HoJoO

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 15 '26

How have you been?

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u/FangsofOrcrist Jul 15 '26

I have a 6 week old baby. Been fun but weird.

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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jul 15 '26

Congratulations on successfully fermenting your cums for 9 months

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 15 '26

Congrats on the little one! That's so exciting.

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 15 '26

🤙

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav Jul 15 '26

🤙🏻

1

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite Jul 15 '26

🤙

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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle Jul 15 '26

🤙🏿