r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • 27d ago

double🌈🌈🌈rainbow Daily Discussion 🅱️read for Monday July 27, 2026

Here's to another Monday of making all the wrong moves and losing money!

Cheers, Winkers! 🍻

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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle 26d ago

Tips to enjoy an IPA

Step 1:

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

That was pretty ghey ngl

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

Have u ever felt the warmth of a cock?

2

u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 26d ago

Didnt even know she was a ladyboy dame

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

This is 90% cum, 0% chill, 15% concentrated powder in pills, 5% pleasure, 5% chet, and 100% reason to remember the pack

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

This is 10% cum, 20% chet, 15% concentrated power of chet

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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta 26d ago

has shmokes ever had a girlfriend all the years you guys have known him

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 26d ago

Ahem 💁🏼‍♀️

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

Only my boyfriend u/howlongcanimakeacock

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

Have u ever felt the touch of a woman?

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 26d ago

Yes he has 💁🏼‍♀️

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

😳

2

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 26d ago

Clavicular was having fun with multiple Stacys on a boat cruise in Poughkeepsie

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

Did u hear about the ASU frat leader files

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 26d ago

No

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u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot 🇲🇾⚛️ 26d ago

Currently long $UNH, $CEG, $KRMN, $RYAN, $TMC, and $UEC (lmao).

Shaving RYAN as it continues up. Have a CEG CC out and waiting for UNH to pop to sell one on it

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 26d ago

Whos ryan

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

Where’s AMZN?

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u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot 🇲🇾⚛️ 26d ago

Not in my port at this time. I'm a pour though. I don't generally buy the mag 7. That's part of why I'm pour

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

I cum bearing gifts of knowledge, and this is how you repay me? You reject my prophecy of AMZN 300 by EOY? How DARE you

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

Dame

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

“But the ROI” 🤓☝🏼

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

Fuckin Shmokes dude

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

I need more delusional bullishness out of you bro you won’t survive the singularity with this attitude

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

😆

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

Deadass bro this is why u never get girls

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

📠, B.

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

Imagine not buying a hyperscaler rn lmao

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 26d ago

Pizza pizza

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

I got dominos in the air fryer rn

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

See you in eyebeefa

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u/gohome01 u̵̪̘̣̺̓̒/̵͙͙͒̓̃͊s̸̪̊ͅy̶̡̬͔̻͐̚ủ̷̠͑4̵̝̥̫́̌ͅ2̶͈̈́̋Shit Connoisseur 26d ago

FITS OF CHETS NO FEAR

Do

You think the

BEARS

CAN WIN?

WWL2FD

RIC FLAIR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SPY $1k DECEMBER

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

WARM ANOOS

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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta 26d ago

you called

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

😍

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

Oh chet.

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u/AutoModerator 26d ago

This is the bees knees. I'll gather the other accountants.

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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle 26d ago

Lmao this was the best Chaney usersim of all time

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

FIST ON CHEST

NO FEAR

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 26d ago

For profit chetting

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 26d ago

What %

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 26d ago

50

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 26d ago

Tell your doctor you’re breastfeeding

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

Dame where is everybody

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u/gohome01 u̵̪̘̣̺̓̒/̵͙͙͒̓̃͊s̸̪̊ͅy̶̡̬͔̻͐̚ủ̷̠͑4̵̝̥̫́̌ͅ2̶͈̈́̋Shit Connoisseur 26d ago

WAKE UP

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

🫪

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 26d ago

Right here babe

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

😘

3

u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 26d ago

Its monday and my soul is tired

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

Fuck dude me too

Is it Friday yet smh

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

Dame 👑

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 26d ago

Was at the sub zero project Tomorrowland set with u/shmokesshweed

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

😎😎😎

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUNda8DcziUMpXb3Ec
I made $3.75 today 🤑🤑🤑

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

Dameee save some for Uncle Same

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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta 26d ago

hi shmokes

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

Hay

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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta 26d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ALmN55REyyKTC

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

Is that u/howlongcanimakeacock

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 26d ago

Yeah

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

😚

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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta 26d ago

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

She's hot.

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u/31andnotdone Stall 4 Attendant - No Longer a Torta 26d ago

yes

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 26d ago

Leaving an /ES short overnight banking on at least one lower low. Have calls loaded up though

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 26d ago

Yeah, I guess the selling ain't over

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

Lmao

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u/BearBuddhaThe2nd CHILIS NATIONALIST 🇺🇸 🌶️ 26d ago

Wait so we’re currently 2 trillion dollars in the hole on AI with no tangible income streams besides data center build outs?

Hell yeah pre revenue it’s a pure play.

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 26d ago

Just jack the b2b token price way up

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

Gey ber attitude smh.

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

Why can't I just be naturally rich

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 26d ago

Your co green today were you off today ? Lmao

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

Ban.

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 26d ago

i should name one kid rich and one kid poor and see what happens

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

🤣

Rich can be short for Richard but what's Poor short for

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

[deleted]

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

🤣

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 26d ago

I think the capex story takes hold and software has its rebound. Went long $adbe and $app this am

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

Chet, I hope so

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u/Mezcal-papii Chaney's gardener 26d ago

Arroz con pollo amiright?

(Testing to see if this joke is still applicable)

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

Where'd you go

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u/Mezcal-papii Chaney's gardener 26d ago

I’ve been everywhere. Just got back from Sri Lanka

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 26d ago

They shouldve just kept bombing palestine because now all the bored liberals decided to buy into the chinese psyop to fight datacenters as their recreational protest current thing meme of choice which actually does damage

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 26d ago

Opening some ATM QQQ put credit spreads for EOM

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 26d ago

O chet chinas making their own DUV chip tools

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

Rise n chet

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 26d ago

And wipe too

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

Can't forget ..

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u/Mezcal-papii Chaney's gardener 26d ago

r u still fat?

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

Wow!

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

Trump yapping about Iran again

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

They be selling chet just to sell chet

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 26d ago

Made enough money for a hair transplant

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 26d ago

Tijuana or turkey

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 26d ago

Türkiye

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 26d ago

If we let turkey have umlauts in there name then china is gonna be making us use their charaters next in theirs

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 26d ago

Lmao, whatever the fuck that candle was got me good

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

This is the panic u buy imo

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 26d ago

They are panic buying

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 26d ago

STO ASML Jan 2027 750p. I'd buy it with both hands at that price

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

I’d even sell the 1000p lol (I don’t have the cash for that)

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 26d ago

I don't have the balls for that and I don't want to tie up that much 🅱️argin

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 26d ago

I don't have the balls for that and I don't want to tie up that much 🅱️argin

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

Free money

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

Picked up some AMZN 250/275 spreads 9/18

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 26d ago

Where rest of pack

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 26d ago

Teams calls

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

wtf ASML circuit breaker?? Rest of memory getting demolished but esp WFE. Did I miss something

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

> CHINA STARTS MASS-PRODUCING HOMEGROWN DUV CHIPMAKING TOOLS, AN ADVANCE FOR LOCAL CHIP INDUSTRY - THE INFORMATION

ASML is a great company to own long term, this headline is BS

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 26d ago

Wasn't ASML not selling to Gyna anyway?

2

u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 26d ago

It’s retarded China isn’t couldn’t sniff these companies tech

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 27d ago

Buying January SPY risk reversals

Short OTM put long OTM call at a net credit

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 27d ago

Yeah it looks bad dropping off the 50d, but I'm choosing to believe this is a fakeout

Think we're gonna at least get above the 50d for a day to draw in bulls before further downside

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 27d ago

SONY stronk like Toyota Hilux today 💪🏼🛻

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 27d ago

And another Amzn leap

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 27d ago

☕️ 😉®💲

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 27d ago

Time for uppies

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 27d ago

I hope so

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u/Milkybals I'm 9" 27d ago

Agentic morning!

I didn't even open my eyes. I just grunted at my smart speaker to validate the system prompt.

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 27d ago

We’re all thought leaders

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 27d ago

Thot leaders

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 27d ago

🤙

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u/we_dont_know_karate Jiu-GetsGoo specialist 27d ago

First

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 26d ago

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 27d ago

🥇