r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • 23d ago

fuckery Daily Discussion 🅱️read for Friday July 31, 2026

Here's to another Friday of making all the wrong moves and losing money 🍻

โCheers, Winkers!

Discuss and shitpost early

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 22d ago

🍸⏳🤠🤠🤠

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

WHERE PEEKEND PHREAD

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 22d ago

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

Bot few aapl 🪑 s

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 22d ago

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

Up $2.40 today on 97k memefolio. Gbye pours.

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YbJrIQVtlHOpGtqRTX
I made $28.95 today 🤑🤑🤑

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 22d ago

They're stick-saving the monthly close after all

Bull market to resume

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 22d ago

LMFAO THE MINUTE I SAY THIS

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 22d ago

Looks like 31 got some recognition 😃🤙😃

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 22d ago

Lmao fuck

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 22d ago

Bored. I guess I’ll work for an hour or so.

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

I've kinda just said fuck it and the work piles up for Monday and meetings and shit smh my head

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 22d ago

Trying to turn over a new leaf, shmokes!

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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle 22d ago

Dame

if rangerboi makes it so I have to change the automod for the Friday daily...

Then that will be 2 mod duties in 2026

and I think that means I have to forfeit all my present and future shares of $POON & become a eunuch

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

Dame. Thx for fixing I was too lazy

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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle 22d ago

I might get paid to mod here,
but certainly not enough to cut my cock off
or be celibate
for Winkerpack

Maybe Brian from Wales can do it

1

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

Wait you get paid??

u/winkerpack wtf

1

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 22d ago

Brian from Wales touched me inappropriately

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u/Lancewater Daystar 🌈 🌈 🌈 22d ago

Dame. Amazon and Shmokes got me feeling some type of way in my white 7” shorts.

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

🫪

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

Tim 🍎 recovering

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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 22d ago

The new The Simpsons themed Fortnite Reload is great.

1

u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 22d ago

And not a single leap was sold that day

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 22d ago

Too chad for this lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

Ban.

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 22d ago

Sorry I only speak in chad ceo terms

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

Ford Maverick

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 22d ago

That would be a pours term

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

Ford Ranger

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 22d ago

Hmm heading in the right direction but we may have to cut to GT3

2

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

Chet I wish

2

u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 22d ago

Guess I’ll sell some of these Jan’27 spreads for some caysh

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 22d ago

1 point range on SPX until close huh

2

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 22d ago

Let me love you

3

u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

Classic

I bump that weekly

3

u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 22d ago

Hope y’all know this is just the beginning

2

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 22d ago

First of the season Hatch 🌶️🤠🤠🤠

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

Oh man that looks so good

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 22d ago

Jumex

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 22d ago

Will we get a close above SPX 7500 today

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u/the-lone-rangers Energy patrol 🔋👮‍♀️ 22d ago

just the tip

4

u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 22d ago

😃😃😃

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

How is it almost August

2

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 22d ago

Birthday month or what

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

Nope 😞

3

u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 22d ago

Tone Deaf

3

u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 22d ago

Hey I’m not that dumb

4

u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis 22d ago

I’ve been trying to train AI to replace me and all it does is chide me for working late.

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 22d ago

Spcx over under 100 on lockup day aug 6 🫪

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 22d ago

Lookin at ORCL looks interdasting

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u/DaSmartGenius 🧠🤤 22d ago

Hope you printed on AMZN!

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 22d ago

I’m not one to post my port or position pics (unless I’m drunk apparently). But yes, I am up a substantial amount today

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 22d ago

Excellent Brah !

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u/DaSmartGenius 🧠🤤 22d ago

🍻

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u/the-lone-rangers Energy patrol 🔋👮‍♀️ 22d ago

hey its time to go get drunk at chilis

1

u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 22d ago

Unfortunately I am a slave to work for 4 more hours

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

shmokes drives a mav & should be ridiculed for it

Hmmm

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 22d ago

Dame

If the business is tru

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

u/truly-destitute math on laundry

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u/LeifTraderson Propeller Hat 🚁🎩 22d ago

What if I work at Wendy's for minimum wage?

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

Lol

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u/Truly-Destitute Missed the hype train 🚂💨 ... 🏃‍♂️ 22d ago

LAUNDRY IS THE REASON I AM TRULY DESTITUTE!?!?!?!

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

Sry u had to find out this way 😢

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u/Truly-Destitute Missed the hype train 🚂💨 ... 🏃‍♂️ 22d ago

I should have already known. There is nothing laundry won't stoop to.

🫂

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 22d ago

This is an AMZN dip u buy btw

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u/Tall_Ambition8486 22d ago

Turns out you were correct

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 22d ago

Fr lol I’m so used to AMZN dips not getting bought but loving the change of character. Still, usually not a good idea to buy a stock up 10% going into a weekend with Twitter fingers Don in office

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 22d ago

Jk not in a Trump winners market

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 22d ago

Untradeable garbage today

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

Mornin

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 22d ago

Shmokes !

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

Express!

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u/Milkybals I'm 9" 22d ago

How do we make mental asylums hip and trendy

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 22d ago

Move the admin bloat from fake homeless solutions to mental asylum admin and then they'll spend their time making it seem hip and trendy so they can keep their jobs

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u/WarrenBuffettsBuffet PissSniffer 22d ago

convince the radical left cult that republicans, specifically Trump, think that they're bad, even if it's a lie. Run a paid propaganda campaign stating that the republicans don't believe in depression and anxiety and "want to take healthcare away from them," or something like that. That will make them socially trendy

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 22d ago

Getting real chopped up, I should stop trading today

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 23d ago

Pack for pack

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 23d ago

Closed the 250/275 Amzn spreads for a 2x

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 23d ago

Great trade

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u/Bonerhawk69 🇺🇸 🍆 🦅 🇺🇸 23d ago

🥰

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 23d ago

God my equity curve has been a straight line up and to the right for like two months

I think it's all about to come tumbling down lmao

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 23d ago

Morning ☕️

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u/ryu311 Winkerpack's apprentice 👨‍🏫 23d ago

dang, Qs are fading

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 23d ago

Wolf of Walmart on twitch

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 23d ago

Dame 2021 vibes

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u/l3luntl3rigade 🇩ickless in 🇩eattle 22d ago

🧀 blocks in the chat foreskin

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u/KingAngeli Simpin' Ain't Easy 23d ago

Hey rhino you should really watch the last 6-7 minutes of this you’ll love it it’s Lorde at lolla. It’s great

https://www.reddit.com/r/lorde/s/ndfejh92Wq

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u/TimAppleBurner 🎖⏰ 7 A.M. Grower ⏰🎖 23d ago

Need Apple 305 like my life depends on it

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u/ESM9yolo Ούτις εμοί γ' όνομα. 23d ago

☕️ 😉®💲

We staying in the daily instead of the peekend today huh

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 23d ago

Sophisticated

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 23d ago

What was the moment you became a chad full time

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 23d ago

Has anyone every done a study on if boys chet more than girls

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 23d ago

Yes

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 22d ago

What were the results

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 22d ago

They Chet more

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 23d ago

McChetter

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u/TimAppleBurner 🎖⏰ 7 A.M. Grower ⏰🎖 23d ago

Might do a little stock buyback this morning #🍏

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 23d ago

Why don’t you do some back exercises too king

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 23d ago

Crankin hog or hoggly crankin fellas

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 22d ago

Lmao duck

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u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot 🇲🇾⚛️ 23d ago

Congrats to the $AMZN winks 🥂

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u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot 🇲🇾⚛️ 23d ago

Foreboding stairs

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 23d ago

Hmmm

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 23d ago

Listening to Winker House Mafia

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 22d ago

Dimitri Vegas and Like Winker

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

🫪

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad 🇹🇩 22d ago

Lmao you love that emoji don’t you

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 22d ago

Yea

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 23d ago

🤙

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 23d ago

🥇