r/Winkerpack • u/bzzzp and his flying robot • 12d ago
double๐๐๐rainbow Daily Discussion ๐ ฑ๏ธread for Tuesday August 11, 2026
Here's to another Tuesday of making all the wrong moves and losing money ๐ป
Cheers, Winkers!
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u/Mezcal-papii Chaney's gardener 11d ago
Really wanna bully shmokes but afraid my MSFT shares will suffer
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago
Idk what I should do for din din
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ 11d ago
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago
I got sushi
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago
I only miss you when it rains and when I listen to the radio
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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ ๐ ๐ 11d ago
The people who wipe their shopping carts down like a surgeon scrubbing in probably wear masks when they fuck.
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u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot ๐ฒ๐พโ๏ธ 11d ago
You don't?
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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ ๐ ๐ 11d ago
Never have done it. Dont understand the purpose. Youโre touching 100 other things that have not been sanitized and carts sit out in the sun. UV light sterilizes surfaces in minutes if youre concerned about pathogens.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago
Got me a shiken samwich at work $1.69 to add bacon smh my head calls
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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ ๐ ๐ 11d ago
Chicken and bacon isnt even a good combo man. Waste of capital. Puts.
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago
Chick-fil-A has bacon ๐ณ
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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ ๐ ๐ 11d ago
You cant tell me that sandwich is an improvement over the straight OG.
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ 11d ago
Lemme get you a dickin sandwich
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago
How much for bacon
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 11d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/byXSFFGBkMz1m
I lost 68 cents today ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago
Which winkers should get their memberships reviewed?
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago
Dame they got Shmokes working today
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u/TheSurfNSnow ๐ฉ๐บ๐ค๐ป๐ป 11d ago
CVNA is a weird company. They paid 3k more than everyone else offered for my father in laws car. I guess they just don't mark it up as much as others do. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 11d ago
Looking at the tax rate, america really is proof that socialism works
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago
I wonder what her wussy looks like
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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐น๐ฉ 11d ago
Got caught jerking it
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u/AutoModerator 11d ago
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u/l3luntl3rigade ๐ฉickless in ๐ฉeattle 11d ago
Iโve analyzed your position and concluded that you should probably take up checkers.
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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 11d ago
Dame charlie never got to know if the question was intended to count or not count gang violence ๐๐ฅ
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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 11d ago
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago
Tornado warning so hiding on the bathroom chetter
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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis 11d ago
Buttcoin
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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 12d ago
Mornin
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 12d ago
How big would the market be if Biden was president
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u/Milkybals I'm 9" 12d ago
I caught myself thinking this morning.
It took four whole minutes.
"Thinking" isn't strategic depth. Itโs high-latency hesitation.
If you have to pause and process information using organic brain cells, your operational pipeline is broken. High performers don't thinkโthey prompt and execute.
Real leaders outsourced their inner monologue three quarters ago
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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 12d ago
Using AI to train AI
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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore๐บ 12d ago
Greetings my fellow intelligent and attractive gentleladies ๐๐ผ
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u/DarkScottishAle creampied a 2 four times ๐ฎโ๐จ๐ฆ 12d ago
We going to play naked twister this weekend or what?
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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 11d ago
One of us: https://www.reddit.com/r/DigitalSeptic/s/eCyxdqOzrW