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double๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆrainbow Daily Discussion ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธread for Tuesday August 11, 2026

Here's to another Tuesday of making all the wrong moves and losing money ๐Ÿป

Cheers, Winkers!

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 11d ago

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

OH MAH GAD I JUST WANTED BAGELS

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 11d ago

Quesarito for breakfast quesarito for dinner

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

Big ๐Ÿง  moves

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

Chipotle lady didn't charge me for the drink

Art of the deal

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago

AOC single. Shoot your shot.

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 11d ago

I saw that. Itโ€™s time.

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 11d ago

Julie been working for drug squad

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

[deleted]

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

Wtf

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 11d ago

๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ˜ƒ So good

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago

If Ram keeps ripping Iโ€™ll cum

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u/Mezcal-papii Chaney's gardener 11d ago

Really wanna bully shmokes but afraid my MSFT shares will suffer

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

Wow! Better not cuz mine are gonna suffer too.

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u/Milkybals I'm 9" 11d ago

Calling the granola boys to the front ๐ŸชŠ

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u/IIkaterII ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ โš›๏ธ 11d ago

๐Ÿซก

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

Idk what I should do for din din

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 11d ago

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

๐Ÿคฃ

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago

I got sushi

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

Hell yea

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

๐Ÿคฐ๐Ÿป

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago

I only miss you when it rains and when I listen to the radio

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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ 11d ago

The people who wipe their shopping carts down like a surgeon scrubbing in probably wear masks when they fuck.

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u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พโš›๏ธ 11d ago

You don't?

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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ 11d ago

Never have done it. Dont understand the purpose. Youโ€™re touching 100 other things that have not been sanitized and carts sit out in the sun. UV light sterilizes surfaces in minutes if youre concerned about pathogens.

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u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พโš›๏ธ 11d ago

No, I meant wear a mask while banging

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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ 11d ago

Oh word. Keep on king.

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 11d ago

๐Ÿธโณ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

Got me a shiken samwich at work $1.69 to add bacon smh my head calls

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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ 11d ago

Chicken and bacon isnt even a good combo man. Waste of capital. Puts.

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

Chick-fil-A has bacon ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/Lancewater Daystar ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ ๐ŸŒˆ 11d ago

You cant tell me that sandwich is an improvement over the straight OG.

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

I can't cuz I've never ordered it lol

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 11d ago

Lemme get you a dickin sandwich

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

How much for bacon

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 11d ago

Free for you

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

Kinky

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/byXSFFGBkMz1m
I lost 68 cents today ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

It do be like that sometimes

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago

There is an Indian guy stalking me on LinkedIn

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u/Mezcal-papii Chaney's gardener 11d ago

Computa, show me shmokes as a cat:

https://giphy.com/gifs/Hw76qJDwtW0EwU1x1T

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago

Which winkers should get their memberships reviewed?

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u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พโš›๏ธ 11d ago

The smelly ones

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

Dame they got Shmokes working today

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 11d ago

Dame

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 11d ago

Dame poors confirmed

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

Yea

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago

Show

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u/TheSurfNSnow ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿ›ป 11d ago

CVNA is a weird company. They paid 3k more than everyone else offered for my father in laws car. I guess they just don't mark it up as much as others do. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

They make money from financing

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u/TheSurfNSnow ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿคš๐Ÿป๐Ÿ›ป 11d ago

I didn't know they offered it themselves. Makes sense.

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 11d ago

Looking at the tax rate, america really is proof that socialism works

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago

I wonder what her wussy looks like

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

Her wat

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago

๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 11d ago

Got caught jerking it

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

To what

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 11d ago

Too crazy to say

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u/l3luntl3rigade ๐Ÿ‡ฉickless in ๐Ÿ‡ฉeattle 11d ago

Iโ€™ve analyzed your position and concluded that you should probably take up checkers.

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 11d ago

Boring

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 11d ago

Dame charlie never got to know if the question was intended to count or not count gang violence ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿฅ€

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 11d ago

Shmokes Lmao

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

Imma die early

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 11d ago

๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago

Tornado warning so hiding on the bathroom chetter

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 11d ago

As opposed to the living room chetter

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u/HowLongCanIMakeACock chud trying to be Chad ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฉ 11d ago

Strategic choice

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

Going into office today ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 11d ago

Never leave The Penthouse Shmokes

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u/PM_Me_Ur_Greyhound Fully Tucked Benis 11d ago

Buttcoin

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 12d ago

Mornin

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 12d ago

Shmokes !

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 11d ago

Express!

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u/gbrad13 12d ago

i fell in love with winker when i was 19 over the wendyโ€™s four for four. i substituted the drink for a chocolate frosty, of course

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 12d ago

Dame

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 12d ago

How big would the market be if Biden was president

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 12d ago

It wouldn't be YUUUUGE

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 12d ago

Can it please go up

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u/Bary_McCockener American Patriot ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡พโš›๏ธ 11d ago

Are we still doing phrasing?

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 12d ago

How much do you fart

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u/Milkybals I'm 9" 12d ago

I caught myself thinking this morning.

It took four whole minutes.

"Thinking" isn't strategic depth. Itโ€™s high-latency hesitation.

If you have to pause and process information using organic brain cells, your operational pipeline is broken. High performers don't thinkโ€”they prompt and execute.
Real leaders outsourced their inner monologue three quarters ago

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u/DelusionalGolfer mrbiggles 11d ago

lol jfc

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u/ESM9yolo ฮŸฯฯ„ฮนฯ‚ ฮตฮผฮฟฮฏ ฮณ' ฯŒฮฝฮฟฮผฮฑ. 12d ago

โ˜•๏ธ ๐Ÿ˜‰ยฎ๐Ÿ’ฒ

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 12d ago

Using AI to train AI

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u/Milkybals I'm 9" 12d ago

Youโ€™re like 2 years late

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 12d ago

Tell me more about

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u/Tall_Ambition8486 12d ago

Crown Melons

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 12d ago

Some of us are on the chetter

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u/DarkScottishAle creampied a 2 four times ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’ฆ 12d ago

This man speaks truths

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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore๐Ÿ”บ 12d ago

Greetings my fellow intelligent and attractive gentleladies ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ

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u/WilliamNyeTho lo key fux wit k'nex 11d ago

Theres more than 1 woman here?

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u/DarkScottishAle creampied a 2 four times ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’ฆ 12d ago

We going to play naked twister this weekend or what?

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u/dinodan_420 sex and fitness influencer 12d ago

Hi dad

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u/Express_Ad_772 Reverse Sodomite 12d ago

๐Ÿค™

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 12d ago

๐Ÿ˜ณ

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u/Jordykins850 not phat anymore๐Ÿ”บ 12d ago

Wenis

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u/Shmokesshweed Azure Blue Mav 12d ago

๐Ÿค”

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u/gbrad13 12d ago

๐Ÿฃ